[saumemeva]

Man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat

Maryland - Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be a prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store. If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department. Police, along with the Singerly Fire Co. and the Cecil County paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m. There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried — and failed — to stand up and leave the superstore’s restroom. It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body. More…

[medifastwoman]

Only at the circus freak show in a Wal-Mart could this happen.

[DoctoBuntonTen]

I guess this walmart shopper did not see a need to put some of that toilet tissue stuff or toilet paper on the seat first..........

Just one more reason not to shop there.....

[beth]

Only at the circus freak show in a Wal-Mart could this happen.

I've heard about it happening at Home Depot too. Pretty sure it was about 6 or 8 years ago.

[toponlinecasinoer]

Who takes a shit at Wal Mart?

I'd rather have my large intestine explode.

[Ygxejxox]

Who takes a shit at Wal Mart?I'd rather have my large intestine explode.

Larry Craig ???

[Abebpabeniemo]

Larry Craig ???

Hah!

[zttrftwsq]

Who takes a shit at Wal Mart?

I'd rather have my large intestine explode.

[enurneAcourdy]

Who takes a shit at Wal Mart?

I'd rather have my large intestine explode.

I would have to be really desperate.

On a lighter note, when i was a young mischievous lad we used to smear the seats of public toilets with a thin layer of Vaseline

We would also rub some on the inside door knob as well.

[blackjackblax]

Yeah, old summer camp trick.

Saran-wrap the bowl and take the light bulbs out of the bathroom.

Double bonus when you catch someone who's taking a dump.

[12dargernswearf]

Mace the door knob on the outside and see who's crying on the way out.

[Vitoethiche]

Yeah, old summer camp trick.

Saran-wrap the bowl and take the light bulbs out of the bathroom.

Double bonus when you catch someone who's taking a dump.

We never did the Saran wrap, but always wanted to.

Makes me think about the good old days.