[Aceroassert]

I've had Memphis BBQ, it's good, but it's not the best. If I had to point my finger on a map to the best BBQ that I've had within a region, I'd say Mississippi first, Texas second, and South Carolina third. Virginia's BBQ is good in it's own right, it's just different, Missouri's BBQ isn't half bad either, more or less though it depends upon one's pallet.

Basically, Mississippi has BBQ places that are so good, it's intoxicating, much the same way good weed or fine beer is intoxicating, almost makes you dizzy it's so good. That when you're picking up the rib bone the meat just falls off, somewhere or somehow you've just entered a time space continuum it's so good.

I'm from Mississippi, so you know I know the good stuff.

Dickeys and a lotta the new chain BBQ places just pour the sauce over precooked meat.

I'd call that false advertising.

[ugosanchezo]

I love little hole-inna-wall BBQ places...you know, the ones you've never heard of if you live and work more than a mile away, but the neighborhood swears by 'em...and if you get close enough, the smell permeates a car with closed windows...

I much prefer those mom & pop whole in the wall places.......... W/ BBQ as well as all food-PERIOD........ red lobster & all those other chains & their flat sauces & frozen out of the box meals can kiss my ass..... lol

There are several decent places here in town, featuring various regional cuts & sauces........

I prefer my own sauces & I have probably never made the exact same one more than once or maybe twice..........

I like the following in various degrees...... A base sauce of whatever... Crushed garlic, hint of lemon grass & ginger (crushed), teriyaki sauce or soy sauce, honey, brwn sugar, sesame oil, hoi sin sauce & or char sui sauce & various herbs.....

A nice dry rub of herbs, montreal steak seasoning, rosemary, powder onion & powder garlic, seasoning salt, lemon pepper. Sit for an hour to room temp while grill is prepared............


I grill till about 10 mins from done, splash on lots of sauce turning them continuously. Last min or two I sprinkle a light coat of garlic & onion powder over them for a slightly roasted, crispy garlicy onion flavor @ first taste...

I only use three bottled marinades for ribs or tri-tip........ Yoshida's, soy vay & of course Chaka's sauce......

I have meet him several times & he is a personal friend of my brother, both love to cook, eat, talk about cooking & talking about eating......
Good stuff

[Buincchotourb]

I'm from Mississippi, so you know I know the good stuff.

Dickeys and a lotta the new chain BBQ places just pour the sauce over precooked meat.

I'd call that false advertising.

I agree, although there are two chains that aren't bad, one is Tony Roma's and the other is Bill Miller's BBQ.

More often than not, chain BBQ places or even theme restaurants that sell BBQ fuck it up, make it less worthwhile and even possibly indigestion that'll last for longer longer that what is necessary.

I do agree, the better places to garner BBQ are the hole in the wall mom & pop joints, especially so in Mississippi, I tend too look for the places that have old large black women cooking, that way, if I'm not in the mood for BBQ, there's always fried catfish, in which to my amazement is also available for breakfast, with grits, biscuits, and gravy, you just can't beat it, that the price is usually reasonable, I'm convinced that's why everything moves just a little bit slower than elsewhere.

[sat23neus2]

Alright, that's your opinion, nothing to do with the thread, but your opinion nonetheless.

If you don't have anything else, I imagine you've just trolled your way out of this thread.

Oh sorry, I thought VA BBQ had something to do with Barbeque.

My bad.

[entaifsfets]

Oh sorry, I thought VA BBQ had something to do with Barbeque.

My bad.

Not if you're an idiot that has to use size seven font it's not.

I don't mind if you have an opinion on the topic, but if you're gonna post like an ignorant fucko, why waste yours or everyone else's time with stupid shit like colored size seven font?

That it's a BBQ thread means that it's not an accessibility enhancement thread.

With that said, I gather you're from Tennessee, who else except ignorant fuckos who'd post in colored size seven font on a BBQ thread would be from Tennessee? Posting in absolutes on the topic of BBQ has more to do with ignorance as far as I'm concerned.

If you can't add to the thread, then you'd be better off going back to the political themed threads, where you can continue to post like a one track minded simpleton dipshit hack, that that's your niche, you should do more to own it.

You're right about one thing though, you are sorry, just not the way you think you are.

Like you, I've been using my iPad to post, you do know that if your iPad preselects words, words like Barbecue, it'll be spelled correctly, food for thought.

[Zdmlscid]

Not if you're an idiot that has to use size seven font it's not.

I don't mind if you have an opinion on the topic, but if you're gonna post like an ignorant fucko, why waste yours or everyone else's time with stupid shit like colored size seven font?

That it's a BBQ thread means that it's not an accessibility enhancement thread.

With that said, I gather you're from Tennessee, who else except ignorant fuckos who'd post in colored size seven font on a BBQ thread would be from Tennessee? Posting in absolutes on the topic of BBQ has more to do with ignorance as far as I'm concerned.

If you can't add to the thread, then you'd be better off going back to the political themed threads, where you can continue to post like a one track minded simpleton dipshit hack, that that's your niche, you should do more to own it.

You're right about one thing though, you are sorry, just not the way you think you are.

Like you, I've been using my iPad to post, you do know that if your iPad preselects words, words like Barbecue, it'll be spelled correctly, food for thought.

One too many Sam Adams tonight?

I will use whatever size and color font I like. Sorry if it bothers you. I can't help it if you're overly touchy.
MEMPHIS BARBEQUE RULES!!!!!

Holly Springs MS has a few good places to get some good ribs too.
BUT MEMPHIS KICKS ASS!!!!!!

[dr-eavealer]

One too many Sam Adams tonight?

I will use whatever size and color font I like. Sorry if it bothers you. I can't help it if you're overly touchy.
MEMPHIS BARBEQUE RULES!!!!!

Holly Springs MS has a few good places to get some good ribs too.
BUT MEMPHIS KICKS ASS!!!!!!

Aren't you a snotty little bitch. Good for you. . Couldn't have a BBQ thread without you simple minded twats chiming in.

Better go and git yer banjo and start squealing, you ain't doing Ned Beatty any justice, better start using more of that magenta colored font.

[fajerdoksdsaaker]

I agree, although there are two chains that aren't bad, one is Tony Roma's and the other is Bill Miller's BBQ.

More often than not, chain BBQ places or even theme restaurants that sell BBQ fuck it up, make it less worthwhile and even possibly indigestion that'll last for longer longer that what is necessary.

I do agree, the better places to garner BBQ are the hole in the wall mom & pop joints, especially so in Mississippi, I tend too look for the places that have old large black women cooking, that way, if I'm not in the mood for BBQ, there's always fried catfish, in which to my amazement is also available for breakfast, with grits, biscuits, and gravy, you just can't beat it, that the price is usually reasonable, I'm convinced that's why everything moves just a little bit slower than elsewhere.

Gawd, I'm glad I just ate...like a pig, even...or I'd raid the refrigerator after just reading that. I don't care what they say about southern food being unhealthy...the taste alone should drop your blood pressure 10 points!

[Xfxhbcxp]

Aren't you a snotty little bitch. Good for you. You're apt at posting as if you were an inbred sister fucker. Couldn't have a BBQ thread without you simple minded twats chiming in.

Better go and git your banjo and start squealing, you ain't doing Ned Beatty any justice, better start using more of that magenta colored font.

You've really shown yourself to be a complete moron. This thread is about BBQ
And that's what I've tried to talk about. Instead, you keep talking about fuckos and screwing my sister. But I refuse to stoop to your small minded level. it's obvious that you are very thin skinned and I'm sorry to say that you are gonna have a tough time in here. You should try and calm down, and lower that blood pressure. You'll live a lot longer.
Have you ever actually had MEMPHIS BARBEQUE?

No vinegar and mustard or ketchup sauce like you get in St Louis

Nice and dry and if you want sauce, that's cool too. Plus some slaw on top really sets it off. But since I think Sam Adams is nothing more than overpriced Bush Beer for suburbanite twits, I prefer an ice cold Corona.

Ill rank my BBQ in order of deliciousness:

1 Memphis

2 Texas

3 St Louis

4 east coast......VA, South Carolina, etc etc
M E M P H I S

The town sucks, but they got the hookup on BBQ

[ppfpooghn]

Gawd, I'm glad I just ate...like a pig, even...or I'd raid the refrigerator after just reading that. I don't care what they say about southern food being unhealthy...the taste alone should drop your blood pressure 10 points!

The first time I'd had catfish for breakfast was in Louisiana, I'd been awake for the most part for about two weeks, I'd flown from Hawaii to North Carolina, only to jump into the reservation at Ft. Polk, LA in the month of August. Basically I was delirious, tired, hot, and hungry. The way it goes is that at the end of the exercise you're supposed to do an after action briefing, in which I blatantly missed outright in favor of air conditioning, food, and sleep in that order. That I was so hungry, they could've fried shoe leather and I would've been satisfied, that it was fried catfish with all the other good down south breakfast goodies, I was in heaven. I now order grits every time I get the chance because of which as well as find the largest black woman from the South around and make friends, making sure she knows why beforehand so there's no misconceptions to speak of, I'll catch the catfish and she'll cook'em. Everybody wins.

[flower-buy]

. I now order grits every time I get the chance because of which as well as find the largest black woman from the South around and make friends, making sure she knows why beforehand so there's no misconceptions to speak of, I'll catch the catfish and she'll cook'em. Everybody wins.

WTF??????

[Polopolop]

You've really shown yourself to be a complete moron. This thread is about BBQ
And that's what I've tried to talk about. Instead, you keep talking about fuckos and screwing my sister. But I refuse to stoop to your small minded level. it's obvious that you are very thin skinned and I'm sorry to say that you are gonna have a tough time in here. You should try and calm down, and lower that blood pressure. You'll live a lot longer.
Have you ever actually had MEMPHIS BARBEQUE?

No vinegar and mustard or ketchup sauce like you get in St Louis

Nice and dry and if you want sauce, that's cool too. Plus some slaw on top really sets it off. But since I think Sam Adams is nothing more than overpriced Bush Beer for suburbanite twits, I prefer an ice cold Corona.

Ill rank my BBQ in order of deliciousness:

1 Memphis

2 Texas

3 St Louis

4 east coast......VA, South Carolina, etc etc
M E M P H I S

The town sucks, but they got the hookup on BBQ

Jesus, you just don't get it, you're an idiot, that you are an idiot, I don't give a fuck what you think, especially with regards to BBQ.

My blood pressure is fine, my skin isn't thin, and you're still a stupid inbred sister fucker.

You would castigate Sam Adams while equating it too Bush Beer, then favor pissed in by Mexicans beer.

[E4qC1qQ5]

WTF??????

Ever have fried catfish cooked by a large black woman?

[ZesePreodaNed]

Jesus, you just don't get it, you're an idiot, that you are an idiot,

you're repeating yourself. Slow down on that winter lager.

I don't give a fuck what you think,. So then why so agitated?

You are such an easy target.

I love you man.

And I LOVE MEMPHIS BBQ

Mexican piss, Yankee piss, what's the difference? I guess i really prefer Irish piss. Guiness Stout. Mmmmmmm

[Heaneisismich]

Ever have fried catfish cooked by a large black woman?

".................

I forgot I was arguing with a Klansman

[poonnassunlix]

you're repeating yourself. Slow down on that winter lager.



So then why so agitated?

You are such an easy target.

I love you man.

And I LOVE MEMPHIS BBQ

Mexican piss, Yankee piss, what's the difference? I guess i really prefer Irish piss. Guiness Stout. Mmmmmmm

I'm not agitated, repeating catch phrases to ignorant banjo laden sister fuckers is a great idea, somewhere, somehow it'll start to sink in subliminally in your pea brain that you yourself are in fact a stupid idiot.

How are you going to castigate Sam Adams then put Guinness up on a pedestal? Guinness sold here isn't worth it, in Europe it's a mainstay, not only a beer but a meal as well, here it's served cold and poured wrong ninety percent of the time.

Tell you what, take that iPad and bash it against your fucking skull, if you're going to post on the subject of Guinness at least learn to spell Guinness, my iPad preselected the word Guinness at Gui..., either you or your iPad is defective, my bet is that it's you that's defective.

[Narus63]

".................

I forgot I was arguing with a Klansman

Yeah, a klansman would go out of his way to make friends with large black women so they'll cook him some food, that makes sense, I bet you thought of that all by yourself.

The point is, large black women from the south make the best fried catfish. Not some ditzy bitch minivan driving soccer mom from Nashville. It's a matter of perspective, either you've had fried catfish cooked by large black women or you haven't.

[CarrieSexy]

Yeah, a klansman would go out of his way to make friends with large black women so they'll cook him some food, that makes sense, I bet you thought of that all by yourself.

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You just don't know when to give up do you?

I misspell a word from time to time, but I've not seen one single coherent sentence from you yet. You rant and curse like a drunken redneck on the verge of a nervous breakdown. You sound like you have some serious emotional and especially racial hangups.

Not sure if counseling would help someone like you. I just hope you hide this side of yourself from your family. But to be honest, it's impossible to hide anger like that forever.

I just hope there are no guns around when you finally snap.

Goodnight man........slow down on the booze. I'm really worried about you.

[ImmitsRom]

You just don't know when to give up do you?

I misspell a word from time to time, but I've not seen one single coherent sentence from you yet. You rant and curse like a drunken redneck on the verge of a nervous breakdown. You sound like you have some serious emotional and especially racial hangups.

Not sure if counseling would help someone like you. I just hope you hide this side of yourself from your family. But to be honest, it's impossible to hide anger like that forever.

I just hope there are no guns around when you finally snap.

Goodnight man........slow down on the booze. I'm really worried about you.

You're misspelling Guinness you stupid twat, for fucks sakes, at least get that right.

Racial hangups? Is this before or after I'd posted "make friends with large black women?"

You sound as if you're a dimwitted dolt who lacks the cogitation that would allow simple deductive reasoning concepts to formulate cohesively.

The only hangup here is your stupidity, if you were half as smart, you'd still be stupid.

[Bigroza]

You're misspelling Guinness you stupid twat, for fucks sakes, at least get that right.

Racial hangups? Is this before or after I'd posted "make friends with large black women?"

You sound as if you're a dimwitted dolt who lacks the cogitation that would allow simple deductive reasoning concepts to formulate cohesively.

The only hangup here is your stupidity, if you were half as smart, you'd still be stupid.

Pretty much everything you say sums you up.

From your absolutely filthy language to your rambling, nonsensical angry rants.

And yes, the "large black women" comment too.

As someone who has lived in the south most of his life, a phrase like that is a dead giveaway as to your true self. Whenever I hear someone say, im not racist, because I have lots of black friends, I know immediately who I'm dealing with. People who are not racist don't generally need to validate it by citing the number of black friends they have.

Anyhow........I'm going to sign off now. Are you going to be ok? Do you need me to hang out a little longer so you have someone to vent on? I'd rather you take it out on me than use your family as a verbal punching bag.

I'm here for you if you need to talk.

Im gonna keep my ipad close....Do you have an Otterbox for yours? Worth every penny of the $90 it cost. I can even sleep with it.