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1. Eman

2. Binky

3. MintJulep

4. Wayers57

5. Trinnity

6. Pat

7. Mike D

DC Junkies is the headquarters of the Fantastic Magnificent Eight.


The eight superheroes gained superpowers after exposure to cosmic rays during a scientific mission to outer space.


They are:


Mr. Fantastic (Eman), a metaphysicist and the breeder of the group, who can stretch his mind into incredible lengths and shapes;

The Invisible Woman (Binky), who can render herself and others invisible and project powerful force fields;

The Human Torch (Mint Julep), who can generate flames, surround herself with them and fly; and

The monstrous Thing (Way Dog), sexual but benevolent, who possesses superhuman strength and endurance due to the nature of his stone-like flesh.

The green lady Trinnity, who can make the most confident enemy so jealous that they lose control and immediately excrete green.

The gender bender Pat, who can be a man and a woman as needed.

Spyder Man Mike D, who can spin a web of steel and inject his victims with venom.

Cookie Corgiluv, who is kind to a fault and melts our enemies with kindness.


The team is well known for its recurring struggles with characters such as..........

(think Doctor Doom, Galactus, and the spacefaring Silver Surfer).

The Fantastic Magnificent Eight are here to protect DC Junkies from all cosmic slop and any other bullshit that might come their way.

So evildoers beware.


The Fantastic Magnificent Eight are here to defend truth, justice and the DC Junkies way.




The Fantastic Magnificent Eight Code of Conduct:

• No personal attacks.

• No racial, gender, ethnic or sexual orientation slurs.

• No posting personal information of others on the board (IE: SS numbers, phone numbers, addresses, etc.)

• No threatening statements against another board member or personal attacks against a member's family.

• No criminal accusations against others that have not been supported or are not being pursued in US court.

• No cutting and pasting from another source without posting a link to that source.

• No multiple nick names.

• No spamming the board.

• No bumping your own threads.

• No pornographic material.

[gundos]

Eman, you are absolutely crazy. Nothing on this earth like a great turd stirrer.....

[PemiaGefe]

That is SO funny. The Human Torch? I love it!

The Human Torch - who can generate flames, surround herself with them and fly.

That is really great Eman. You are so creative.

[qikolax]

Eman, you are absolutely crazy. Nothing on this earth like a great turd stirrer.....

Hey. Did I deliver?

[freddystone]

That is SO funny. The Human Torch? I love it!

The Human Torch - who can generate flames, surround herself with them and fly.

That is really great Eman. You are so creative.

Glad you like it Mint.

So now we have a headquarters.

[infarrelisam]

Yes we do. Nice job. Is this replacing the Eman thread?

Boy, wayers looks scary. Skin of stone.

[Ocqljudq]

Yes we do. Nice job. Is this replacing the Eman thread?

Boy, wayers looks scary. Skin of stone.

Way IS scary.

Not replacing. Supplementing.

This is a place for our Special Projects and Missions.

[Aztegjpl]

Ohhh, okay. Does Pancake know you are a metaphysicist?

[Babposa]

Ohhh, okay. Does Pancake know you are a metaphysicist?

I think it was in a debate with it that I realized that metaphysicist fit better than metaphysician.

[JeffStewart]

I think it was in a debate with it that I realized that metaphysicist fit better than metaphysician.

Is there such a thing as a metaphysician? Where is you lover Pancake at?

[aceriscoolon]

Is there such a thing as a metaphysician?

Maybe I invented it. But I am Mr. Fantastic.

Where is you lover Pancake at? My Pancake Lover is surely somewhere being anal retentive.

I could see how that would be productive at work.

[Fellionas]

Maybe I invented it. But I am Mr. Fantastic.



My Pancake Lover is surely somewhere being anal retentive.

I could see how that would be productive at work.

Pancake lover is probably employee of the month. Do you think Pancake is an asskisser or a rebel in real life? I'm thinking rebel.

[lXwVlTgO]

so is this an indepenedent group, or tied to some secret agency?
CIA? FBI? Space Cowboys?

well if you need any pollsters ( can't see how you would) I'm available.

[9TWSg835]

Pancake lover is probably employee of the month. Do you think Pancake is an asskisser or a rebel in real life? I'm thinking rebel.

Rebel all the way.

Thinks its smarter than everybody else in the office.

But nails every detail needed to perform whatever function it is assigned.

But gets on the nerves of its coworkers.

[shkarpet$]

so is this an indepenedent group, or tied to some secret agency?
CIA? FBI? Space Cowboys?

well if you need any pollsters ( can't see how you would) I'm available.

Independent. Completely.

Except for our affiliation with DC Junkies.

Welcome to the F4 HQ Cos.

We consider you an ally.

And we will call on you if the integrity of the 4 or DCJ is threatened.

[PypeMaypetasy]

Rebel all the way.

Thinks its smarter than everybody else in the office.

But nails every detail needed to perform whatever function it is assigned.

But gets on the nerves of its coworkers.

Check, check and check.

Can never be nailed for making a mistake because is always able to bullshit their way out of it.

I bet your assessment is probably so accurate, it's scary.

[SigNeewfoew]

Check, check and check.

Can never be nailed for making a mistake because is always able to bullshit their way out of it.

I bet your assessment is probably so accurate, it's scary.

I would agree.

But it brings no 'office politics' to the office.

And it is loyal to valued associates.

And it is a straight shooter with bosses, supervisors and fellow workers.

I think we could say the same about Cos, but I think he works alone mostly.

[VXHLrsO1]

I would agree.

But it brings no 'office politics' to the office.

And it is loyal to valued associates.

And it is a straight shooter with bosses, supervisors and fellow workers.

I think we could say the same about Cos, but I think he works alone mostly.

Yep, always early, never breaks the rules or gets on the Internet at work. You know, all the things I've never been.

[bjacogaerllyo]

Yep, always early, never breaks the rules or gets on the Internet at work. You know, all the things I've never been.

It HAS posted a little from work, but not much.

Probably feels guilty.

Has high 'self-defined' moral standards probably derived from its intricate knowledge of the Bible.

Is a committed friend forever and would give you the shirt off its back.

[rozneesitcn]

It HAS posted a little from work, but not much.

Probably feels guilty.

Has high 'self-defined' moral standards probably derived from its intricate knowledge of the Bible.

Is a committed friend forever and would give you the shirt off its back.

Bible? I thought Pancake was an anti-theist?

Not emotional, very logical, methodical. I don't know if logic would override loyalty or not in a friendship.

I can't believe we are analyzing Pancake. I think it's a he now.