[xyupi]

PWI (Posting While Intoxicated)

Or actually, posting while totally shitfaced.
I have this vague recollection of logging into DCJunkies last night, so this morning I have the pleasure of searching the board to see what I said.
I wonder if I can buy a breathalyzer that prevents my computer from starting if I can't pass the test?

[LeslieMoran]

PWI (Posting While Intoxicated)

Or actually, posting while totally shitfaced.
I have this vague recollection of logging into DCJunkies last night, so this morning I have the pleasure of searching the board to see what I said.
I wonder if I can buy a breathalyzer that prevents my computer from starting if I can't pass the test?

I can see posters scurring and clicking key to key, in search of your posts so they can see what you wrote..... Sooooo.......save us the trouble of looking and tell us whether you PWI'd and if so, what did you write?

[MariaBeautys]

I generaly start out any post when I've been drinking with an intoxication level disclaimer before hand.....sounds very professional but is little more than..... "Helllooooo EEEEEvrybdY! *Hiccup*! MArtini time!"

But I have less martini times than I used to have. I don't like hangover time much.

[fectsnanteemy]

I can see posters scurring and clicking key to key, in search of your posts so they can see what you wrote..... Sooooo.......save us the trouble of looking and tell us whether you PWI'd and if so, what did you write?

OH, I did PWI, you can search the same way I did for the posts.

[kvitacencia]

hmmm.....I wondered about you....that was you, wasn't it pm'ing about falling out of your bra in front of you know....and then that thing about the police and something about public nuiscence .... and they just didn't understand your urgent need to get to a laptop ... ?

[SannyGlow]

hmmm.....I wondered about you....that was you, wasn't it pm'ing about falling out of your bra in front of you know....and then that thing about the police and something about public nuiscence .... and they just didn't understand your urgent need to get to a laptop ... ?

Those damn sent PM's can't be edited like posts can be.
I hope I didn't say anything about the ironing board, duct tape and the hoe.

[Gakeincidoniac]

Those damn sent PM's can't be edited like posts can be.
I hope I didn't say anything about the ironing board, duct tape and the hoe.

There was a lot of confused garble about ducttape sticking to what it oughtn't...uh...did you ever manage to get it off? I heard peanut butter can make it less painful

And...well....I'm still not sure what you were doing with the velcro...was that part of the ironing board redux? Or was that part of balancing the hoe on .... umh...never mind.

[erelvenewmeva]

There was a lot of confused garble about ducttape sticking to what it oughtn't...uh...did you ever manage to get it off? I heard peanut butter can make it less painful

And...well....I'm still not sure what you were doing with the velcro...was that part of the ironing board redux? Or was that part of balancing the hoe on .... umh...never mind.

I prefer chocolate over peanut butter.
Fortunately I shaved before using the duct tape. I need a new ironing board though.

[sandyphoebetvmaa]

I generaly start out any post when I've been drinking with an intoxication level disclaimer before hand.....sounds very professional but is little more than..... "Helllooooo EEEEEvrybdY! *Hiccup*! MArtini time!"

But I have less martini times than I used to have. I don't like hangover time much.

I don't have martini times. But instead, weeding my time, in the evening hours when I know I will be home and not out acting like a jackass..... I'd rather do that here cuz you folks don't know me anyway......and I won't be running into any of you.......

[jacknates]

Those damn sent PM's can't be edited like posts can be.
I hope I didn't say anything about the ironing board, duct tape and the hoe.

What the heck did you have duck taped? and why the need for a hoe, and an ironing board? When you drink, you don't hoe around.... LLOLOLOL!

[Vkowefek]

What the heck did you have duck taped? and why the need for a hoe, and an ironing board? When you drink, you don't hoe around.... LLOLOLOL!

I had to use the hoe because the rake was missing.

[jinnamys]

The .... rake?


Can you explain what exactly it was you were trying to prove with the sparklers and the spackle?

There were some complaints from the neighbors....

[sterofthemasteool]

The .... rake?


Can you explain what exactly it was you were trying to prove with the sparklers and the spackle?

There were some complaints from the neighbors....

They didn't complain to me.

[Blellurgews]

They didn't complain to me.

You looked rather intimidating pirouetting around the front yard waving handfulls of lit sparklers....and the spackle...well - lets not even go there.

[orgagsUpsepsy]

You looked rather intimidating pirouetting around the front yard waving handfulls of lit sparklers....and the spackle...well - lets not even go there.

It wasn't nearly as intimidating as you with the nail gun and tutu.

[mikaelluioy]

It wasn't nearly as intimidating as you with the nail gun and tutu.

Damn good slam Pat.......

[reaciciomarep]

They didn't complain to me.

They were prob'ly terrified of you because you were acting like a whack-a-to. Hell, I'd damn sure avoid ya and then set up an exorcism.....

[freddyujnf]

Pat, I wouldn't have known you were PWI until you said it.

You are one smart cookie who always brings her A-game!

[Qxkmsxsx]

Pat, I wouldn't have known you were PWI until you said it.

You are one smart cookie who always brings her A-game!

Actually, I normally just bring my B-Game, that way the other people have half a chance.

[SnareeWer]

Actually, I normally just bring my B-Game, that way the other people have half a chance.

Such humility...........