[VeniHemealm]

Humber has returned from death

He's apparently ministering in the Republic of the Congo; he posted this on YouTube two weeks ago:

Yezu nandi Lu Zingu

[AngelinaTheElf]

He's apparently ministering in the Republic of the Congo; he posted this on YouTube two weeks ago:

Yezu nandi Lu Zingu

It sounds as though Paul is singing Klingon nursery rhymes, which doesn't actually surprise me for some reason.

[AssinHT]

Awww...you are sweet!

i no rite?

[Indian Butt Magic]

i no rite?

lol completely right!

[Dastyh]

He's apparently ministering in the Republic of the Congo; he posted this on YouTube two weeks ago:

Yezu nandi Lu Zingu

wow. Just wow.

[BruceCroucshs]

He's apparently ministering in the Republic of the Congo; he posted this on YouTube two weeks ago:

Yezu nandi Lu Zingu

[HelenTay]

I don't get people that are focused on the (idea of the) next life more than this one.

Well if you think about it, that when your life in this life is so bad, a promised good one in another sounds sweet...


I mean that is WHY they wrote most of the bible, especially the book of revelations, because the people at the time needed something to get them through the persecution they were going through.


"Jesus said he'll be back for us!"

[egexgfczc]

By the way, am I the only one who thinks Paul Humber may be the creator of the linked site?

Why is it that all the crazy whacko sites on the Internet look like they were built with Microsoft Frontpage 97?

Seriously... they all look like they predate the Y2K crisis.

[viagbloggerz]

IT was built with something called Web Studio. here is its meta:


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9 The software is up to 5.0, this was done in 1.0, thus why it looks so AOL.

[SallyIsNice5]

Back in the mid-'50s, my dad was looking for work in the art departments of various NYC ad agencies, but he was up for the draft, which pretty much got everyone male after college in those days, so no place wanted to hire him, knowing they'd lose him in a few months. One place hired him, but there was a catch. He would be replacing a guy who belonged to a religious group that believed that the world would end the following month. Their spiritual leaders had made this same prediction every few years, with a different date each time, and the guy would quit his job, sell everything, and gather with the elect to wait for it. When it didn't happen, he would come back, looking to get his job back.

"We like his work, he's a nice guy, and we'll hire him back, so the job is temporary," the interviewer told my dad.

"But what if he's right?" my dad asked.

The interviewer didn't bat an eye. "In that case, I guess the job's permanent."

[buchmausar]

If it is true, then your god is obviously something to be feared, and is indeed NOT merciful. In fact, if your god is going to come and kill my child because we chose logic over indoctrination then your god can suck it.

[prehighaltitudesjj]

Yes, you're crazy. If you'd like to prove otherwise, I invite you to sign an agreement turning over all of your worldly assets including any future earnings to me as of 5/22/2011.

Put up or shut up.

haha, nice. can i get in on some of that?

[TolleyBoymn]

The scary part is the T-Shirts someone made and gave homeless people to wear...

[pataagusata]

I don't believe this stuff either but still it scares me! Why do people do this?

As a believer you have to realize that the unsaved have almost destroyed this planet already.
Today the unsaved have turned this world into a nightmare where our children are not even safe in the classroom. Their desires have nearly wrecked this planet. Their greed has have left our financial organizations bankrupt. Their unwholesome was desires have turned TV and the arts into a toilet. Their crassness is applauded by the world while making a mockery of all that is good and Godly. The people are led by their own violence, lust and greed and sinfulness. Just see what is on television and learn what people desire. There is nothing wholesome or Godly left in their desires, that is why the end is near!
Sooner or later one of these predictions has got to be right! You sound like you are saying that the world will never end! Look at the world today. How would you fix it?
The world is in such a mess our only hope is God's return. You, who don't want him to return, ask yourself: Who is going to help the world. The world is truly beyond any human help. No jobs, no money, no future. Governments around the world in unrest! Greed and violence and vice have already destroyed our world. Now our only salvation is the Lord's intervention.
I can't see the situation in the world improving unless some miracle changes every deranged heart on the planet!

[vernotixas]

As a believer you have to realize that the unsaved have almost destroyed this planet already.
Today the unsaved have turned this world into a nightmare where our children are not even safe in the classroom. Their desires have nearly wrecked this planet. Their greed has have left our financial organizations bankrupt. Their unwholesome was desires have turned TV and the arts into a toilet. Their crassness is applauded by the world while making a mockery of all that is good and Godly. The people are led by their own violence, lust and greed and sinfulness. Just see what is on television and learn what people desire. There is nothing wholesome or Godly left in their desires, that is why the end is near!
Sooner or later one of these predictions has got to be right! You sound like you are saying that the world will never end! Look at the world today. How would you fix it?
The world is in such a mess our only hope is God's return. You, who don't want him to return, ask yourself: Who is going to help the world. The world is truly beyond any human help. No jobs, no money, no future. Governments around the world in unrest! Greed and violence and vice have already destroyed our world. Now our only salvation is the Lord's intervention.
I can't see the situation in the world improving unless some miracle changes every deranged heart on the planet!

[berdyanskdotsu]

Yep - if I had a nickel for every one of these predictions - I'd be rich.

Each one is always specifically designed to scare you. It's ole fashion fear mongering at its worse. Shame on the fools that come up with this and sad for the folks that fall for it.

As a believer you have to realize that the unsaved have almost destroyed this planet already.
Today the unsaved have turned this world into a nightmare where our children are not even safe in the classroom. Their desires have nearly wrecked this planet. Their greed has have left our financial organizations bankrupt. Their unwholesome was desires have turned TV and the arts into a toilet. Their crassness is applauded by the world while making a mockery of all that is good and Godly. The people are led by their own violence, lust and greed and sinfulness. Just see what is on television and learn what people desire. There is nothing wholesome or Godly left in their desires, that is why the end is near!
Sooner or later one of these predictions has got to be right! You sound like you are saying that the world will never end! Look at the world today. How would you fix it?
The world is in such a mess our only hope is God's return. You, who don't want him to return, ask yourself: Who is going to help the world. The world is truly beyond any human help. No jobs, no money, no future. Governments around the world in unrest! Greed and violence and vice have already destroyed our world. Now our only salvation is the Lord's intervention.
I can't see the situation in the world improving unless some miracle changes every deranged heart on the planet!

[sleelverrex]

[RicardoHun]

As a believer you have to realize that the unsaved have almost destroyed this planet already.
Today the unsaved have turned this world into a nightmare where our children are not even safe in the classroom. Their desires have nearly wrecked this planet. Their greed has have left our financial organizations bankrupt. Their unwholesome was desires have turned TV and the arts into a toilet. Their crassness is applauded by the world while making a mockery of all that is good and Godly. The people are led by their own violence, lust and greed and sinfulness. Just see what is on television and learn what people desire. There is nothing wholesome or Godly left in their desires, that is why the end is near!
Sooner or later one of these predictions has got to be right! You sound like you are saying that the world will never end! Look at the world today. How would you fix it?
The world is in such a mess our only hope is God's return. You, who don't want him to return, ask yourself: Who is going to help the world. The world is truly beyond any human help. No jobs, no money, no future. Governments around the world in unrest! Greed and violence and vice have already destroyed our world. Now our only salvation is the Lord's intervention.
I can't see the situation in the world improving unless some miracle changes every deranged heart on the planet!

You have mastered cut and paste, this is the third identical post in a row. How about something original. I call spam !!!!

[Feflyinvelf]

As a believer you have to realize that the unsaved have almost destroyed this planet already.
Today the unsaved have turned this world into a nightmare where our children are not even safe in the classroom. Their desires have nearly wrecked this planet. Their greed has have left our financial organizations bankrupt. Their unwholesome was desires have turned TV and the arts into a toilet. Their crassness is applauded by the world while making a mockery of all that is good and Godly. The people are led by their own violence, lust and greed and sinfulness. Just see what is on television and learn what people desire. There is nothing wholesome or Godly left in their desires, that is why the end is near!
Sooner or later one of these predictions has got to be right! You sound like you are saying that the world will never end! Look at the world today. How would you fix it?
The world is in such a mess our only hope is God's return. You, who don't want him to return, ask yourself: Who is going to help the world. The world is truly beyond any human help. No jobs, no money, no future. Governments around the world in unrest! Greed and violence and vice have already destroyed our world. Now our only salvation is the Lord's intervention.
I can't see the situation in the world improving unless some miracle changes every deranged heart on the planet!

What denomination are you if you don't mind me asking?

[DoctoNilsonDen]

What denomination are you if you don't mind me asking?

Google Rev Fred Jensen. He seems relativly mainstream and not off the wall. I'm not 100% sure it's Jensen so my opinion may be wrong.