[finasteride]

Jesus drives a Chevy.

We got one last chance to make it real, to trade in these wings on some wheels.
Climb in back, Heaven's waiting down on the tracks.
Oh, come take my hand, we're riding out tonight to case the promised land.

Lest we miss the point, the last line of the song sums up the Rapture message nicely: "It's a town full of losers, we're pulling out of here to win." Just scale up by several billion people and replace the Boss with the Messiah.

[pennadyFeet]

Lest we miss the point, the last line of the song sums up the Rapture message nicely: "It's a town full of losers, we're pulling out of here to win." Just scale up by several billion people and replace the Boss with the Messiah.

Wait. Wha? Replace? I always though Bruce was the Messiah.

Come to think of it, The Rising could work as a Rapture song without a hint of irony.

[grattperret]

The rising...makes me think about a bad moon rising... then again, I hear there's a bathroom on the right...just don't go out looking for it, you might get zapped!


I see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.

Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.

I hear hurricanes ablowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.


Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.

love CCR!
YouTube - Bad Moon Rising Lyrics

[Desflahd]

__Jason

[wiweimeli]

"I don't care if it rains or freezes..
'Long as I got my Plastic Jesus...
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car"

[Nmoitmzr]

Amid all the joy, festivities and commercialism surrounding Rapture Week, it's easy to forget its true meaning--making Harold Camping filthy richer. Oh, wait, that's not what it's about. Song number three on our Rapture Week countdown reminds us of the real reason for the season.

[zlopikanikanz]

When the Rapture fails to happen should the religions who have been warning us about it lose their tax exempt status ? It will be shown that they are cults.

[echocassidyde]

When the Rapture fails to happen should the religions who have been warning us about it lose their tax exempt status ? It will be shown that they are cults.

Dear, all religions are cults. That's not a bad thing, by the way.

[duribass]

Dear, all religions are cults. That's not a bad thing, by the way.

It may be time to stop giving them the benefit of the doubt.

[meencegic]

It may be time to stop giving them the benefit of the doubt.

especially when they do not accept any doubters... sorry, had to use that.

[*Playergirl*]

We didn't start the fire...

YouTube - ‪We Didn't Start The Fire‬‏

perfect song for the end of history, right?

[deethythitoth]

It's the final countdown!

[geasurpacerma]

If the Kübler-Ross model applies to Rapture Week, by song number two we surely must be at acceptance.

[Madjostok]

Oh the dllemma. My bedroom windows are filthy. It's my day off. It's not raining. I borrowed a ladder. BUT it may be my last day on earth. What to do???

[assonomaf]

It should be weird for the folks on the space station, seeing all those bodies flying by on their way to heaven... which is what... near Jupiter or something?

__Jason

[Ehlgamxf]

It should be weird for the folks on the space station, seeing all those bodies flying by on their way to heaven... which is what... near Jupiter or something?

I don't know where it is, but do know what goes on there.

[MattJargin]

Has anyone started the countdown 'til "I told you so"?

I read somewhere, "Atheists: 2000 years of 'any day now'."

[evarekataVame]

It is already Judgment Day in New Zealand.

And there's several Kiwis on my Facebook, posting away.

[leijggeds]

It is already Judgment Day in New Zealand.

And there's several Kiwis on my Facebook, posting away.

I guess they're the ones left behind.