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Old 04-19-2010, 10:46 PM   #1
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Default I'm switching sides: Science & religion ARE compatible!
So often on this board we hear how science pales in comparison to the TRUTH of religion, but the 2 are not incompatible. Religion offers many scientific truths, for example...

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader. NOW finally religion has answered a question science cannot -- what causes earthquakes & how they can be prevented!! The TRUTH shall be known: every knee shall bend!!!


Women cause earthquakes BY BEING PROMISCUOUS!!!!
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Old 04-19-2010, 10:53 PM   #2
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So often on this board we hear how science pales in comparison to the TRUTH of religion, but the 2 are not incompatible. Religion offers many scientific truths, for example...



NOW finally religion has answered a question science cannot -- what causes earthquakes & how they can be prevented!! The TRUTH shall be known: every knee shall bend!!!


Women cause earthquakes BY BEING PROMISCUOUS!!!!
I know a woman who is probably the cause of the volcano in Iceland.
We may have stumbled onto something here.
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:01 PM   #3
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So often on this board we hear how science pales in comparison to the TRUTH of religion, but the 2 are not incompatible. Religion offers many scientific truths, for example...



NOW finally religion has answered a question science cannot -- what causes earthquakes & how they can be prevented!! The TRUTH shall be known: every knee shall bend!!!


Women cause earthquakes BY BEING PROMISCUOUS!!!!
In a wide world of crazy far out this has to take the cake. This is probably the singlest bat****tiest statement I've ever seen in print. I don't believe that even some of our most beloved posters could compete. Wow. Just. Wow.
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:33 PM   #4
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Earthquakes in my pants!
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:39 PM   #5
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Earthquakes in my pants!
Maybe she's doing something wrong?
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:42 PM   #6
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I was referring to the:
"Many women who do not dress modestly ..." Speaking of which, where's that pic of you in the pink bottom again?
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:53 PM   #7
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braaaaaaaaaampt
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Old 04-19-2010, 11:53 PM   #8
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Hold on now, earthquake is imminent....
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Old 04-20-2010, 12:02 AM   #9
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braaaaaaaaaampt
That's the one.



Thanks.
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Old 04-20-2010, 12:13 AM   #10
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hmm... I posted a suggestive photo & nothing happened. And last I checked, Thailand, Amsterdam & Nevada had not been quaked to rubble 1000x over. I wonder if maybe, just maybe, that cleric was... dare I say it... WRONG?
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Old 04-20-2010, 12:14 AM   #11
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Lol!
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Old 04-20-2010, 12:26 AM   #12
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Lol!
Don't laugh at religion: its my favorite science.
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Old 04-20-2010, 12:51 AM   #13
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The scary thing is, these guys are screwing around with the atom.
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Old 04-20-2010, 01:01 AM   #14
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The scary thing is, these guys are screwing around with the atom.
You're only scared because you know where you're going after you die.

Don't you think its time you got right with your creator? Don't you think the time is now to bend your knee before the cross?
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Old 04-20-2010, 01:25 AM   #15
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hmm... I posted a suggestive photo & nothing happened. And last I checked, Thailand, Amsterdam & Nevada had not been quaked to rubble 1000x over. I wonder if maybe, just maybe, that cleric was... dare I say it... WRONG?
Thailand experienced that tsunami in 2004. And Jerry Fallwell called it after 9/11 - it was caused by gays, feminists and abortionists. Obviously! Don't forget the earthquake in Haiti - they shouldn't have made that pact with the devil that Pat Robertson and a former phillyspeaks poster swears caused their earthquake.

And, do you really think the volcano eruption not long after Obama signed health care reform into law is a coincidence? Change of Subject: Limbaugh channeling Robertson, Phelps, says icelandic volcano is divine commentary on health care reform
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Old 04-20-2010, 01:27 AM   #16
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Don't laugh at religion: its my favorite science.
Mine too!
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Old 04-20-2010, 01:28 AM   #17
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braaaaaaaaaampt
Sup with the avatar size and lame crop?
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Old 04-20-2010, 01:35 AM   #18
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Its an avatar, cropped to show the butt.
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Old 04-20-2010, 06:10 AM   #19
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braaaaaaaaaampt
If this is really you......Then that's it, I was all wrong, there really is a GOD!!!
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Old 04-26-2010, 10:50 PM   #20
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I'm laughing my immodest a$$ off...

FOXNews.com - Maybe Cleavage Does Cause Earthquakes
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