[Shemker394]

Do you know how to ensure that somebody quite literally is everywhere?

Vaporize them.

Does that mean God was vaporized at some point in the past?

[Vapepreab]

I love pointing out all these little mutual logical inconsistencies in phil. of religion class.

[Zysyewgg]

"Nothing ain't worth nothing, but it's free..."

-Kris Kristofferson

Why is it that so called "Christians" are always accusing Christians (and Jews, and Muslims) who don't share their beliefs of being "Atheists"?

[fabrizioitwloch]

I've never been more hungry for a cruller in my life.

[rarpAcconavox]

Maybe I'll have kale soup for dinner.

[Shark&Nike]

Is this guy senile or wacko?

Why not have lunch with me at LeBus in Manaunk and find out? I'll pay for it. Send me a private message

[bestbyV]

Is this guy senile or wacko?

"or"?

What's the natural response to someone calling you a senile wacko? Ask them out on a date!

[Virosponna]

What's the natural response to someone calling you a senile wacko? Ask them out on a date!

Why misrepresent me, Arbor? I was not asking him out on a date, and I am neither senile nor a wacko. Shame on you for making that kind of judgment on a fellow human being you have never met!

[Cxcvvfbgtr]

Shame on you for making that kind of judgment on a fellow human being you have never met!

That's pretty rich, coming from you! You do it all the time. Hypocrite!

[gunhijala]

Why misrepresent me, Arbor? I was not asking him out on a date, and I am neither senile nor a wacko. Shame on you for making that kind of judgment on a fellow human being you have never met!

You desperately need to read this: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/joke

You also need to improve your reading comprehension skills. I referred to your response to hkp wondering whether you were senile or a wacko; I didn't say anything about you myself.

While you're at it, read this.

[fuslkdhfma]

Why not have lunch with me at LeBus in Manaunk and find out? I'll pay for it. Send me a private message

That's quite a generous offer, Paul. Unfortunately, I don't want to end up being another missing person's case so I respectfully decline.

[lionsiy]

That's quite a generous offer, Paul. Unfortunately, I don't want to end up being another missing person's case so I respectfully decline.

Hmmm, I wondered where Morley went.

[Khurlxgq]

Why misrepresent me, Arbor? I was not asking him out on a date, and I am neither senile nor a wacko. Shame on you for making that kind of judgment on a fellow human being you have never met!

Do you condemn your god for standing by and watching children get raped on a daily basis?

If you have time to answer other posts, you have time to answer this one... so why won't you answer it?