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Old 02-01-2010, 02:10 AM   #1
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Default A Cajun who died went to hell!
A Cajun who died went to hell.
The devil assigned him the usual punishment...put him in the mass pit where
the heat was melting others.
The devil came back sometime later surprised
to find the Cajun just sitting around not even misting much less sweating.
"How come you're not so much as sweating here where everyone else is screaming
for relief from the heat?"
The Cajun laughed and said "Man I was raised in the bayous of Sout Looziana..
Dis ain't nothin' but May in Morgan City to me!"
The devil decided to really put the Cajun through it. He put him in a sealed
off cave in the pit with open blazes and four extra furnaces blasting. When he
came back days later the Cajun was sitting pretty had barely begun to bead up
with sweat. The devil was outraged.
"How is this possible!? You should be melted to a shrieking puddle in these
conditions!."
The Cajun laughed even harder than before. "Hey man! I done tole you
I was raised in Sout Looziana. You tink dis is heat?!
Dis ain't nothin' but August in Cow Island !"
So the devil thought 'Alright a little reverse ought to do the trick.
'He put the Cajun into a corner of hell where no heat ever reached.
It was freezing and to add to the Cajun's misery he added massive icebergs and
blasting frozen air.
When he returned the Cajun was shivering ice hung from every part of him but he
was grinning like it was Christmas.
Exasperated the devil asked "HOW!? How is it possible?! You're impervious to heat
and here you sit in conditions you can't be used to...freezing cold and yet you're happier
than if you were in heaven. WHY?!"
The Cajun kept grinning and asked
"Don't dis mean de Saints won da Super Bowl?"
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Old 02-01-2010, 02:39 AM   #2
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That's a good one!
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Old 02-01-2010, 02:42 AM   #3
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Thanks! That's great.
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:07 AM   #4
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LOL, nice!

Having spent more time than I'd care to remember at a client site in Morgan City, I can vouch that hell doesn't hold a candle to it.
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:33 AM   #5
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LOL, nice!

Having spent more time than I'd care to remember at a client site in Morgan City, I can vouch that hell doesn't hold a candle to it.
True dat. Miserable place - wouldnt have believed such a sorry place could exist. Living there should qualify anyone for heaven...
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Old 04-07-2010, 11:35 PM   #6
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A Cajun who died went to hell.
The devil assigned him the usual punishment...put him in the mass pit where
the heat was melting others.
The devil came back sometime later surprised
to find the Cajun just sitting around not even misting much less sweating.
"How come you're not so much as sweating here where everyone else is screaming
for relief from the heat?"
The Cajun laughed and said "Man I was raised in the bayous of Sout Looziana..
Dis ain't nothin' but May in Morgan City to me!"
The devil decided to really put the Cajun through it. He put him in a sealed
off cave in the pit with open blazes and four extra furnaces blasting. When he
came back days later the Cajun was sitting pretty had barely begun to bead up
with sweat. The devil was outraged.
"How is this possible!? You should be melted to a shrieking puddle in these
conditions!."
The Cajun laughed even harder than before. "Hey man! I done tole you
I was raised in Sout Looziana. You tink dis is heat?!
Dis ain't nothin' but August in Cow Island !"
So the devil thought 'Alright a little reverse ought to do the trick.
'He put the Cajun into a corner of hell where no heat ever reached.
It was freezing and to add to the Cajun's misery he added massive icebergs and
blasting frozen air.
When he returned the Cajun was shivering ice hung from every part of him but he
was grinning like it was Christmas.
Exasperated the devil asked "HOW!? How is it possible?! You're impervious to heat
and here you sit in conditions you can't be used to...freezing cold and yet you're happier
than if you were in heaven. WHY?!"
The Cajun kept grinning and asked
"Don't dis mean de Saints won da Super Bowl?"
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This is absolutely now my favorite La. joke. I've only been there a few times this time of year, so I don't know about the heat and will take your word for it.
But, man, I never saw rain like I saw when I was in Lafayette. I tried to get to my car during a storm and it was like walking in a waterfall.
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:03 AM   #7
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Lafayette? Morgan City? Was it just because I was very young when I was there or am I completely delusional for having happy memories and being quite fond of the Bayou Teche . . . .
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