Apparently the Rapture is this Fall - Page 2 - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**Kristoferson** · 10-20-2009, 06:44 PM

Damn! They updated the site, and purged the reference to the 21st. How are we to know when the "Creation Science is True Science" thread will end due to Humber's inability to participate, if they keep changing the date?

People have been predicting the end times ever since Jesus, in Revelations 3:11, said, "Behold, I come quickly." But that could mean a lot of things other than the end of the world, right? I mean, that's not unique to the Messiah, it happens to every guy once in a while.

**wrefrinny** · 10-20-2009, 07:35 PM

^^ blasphemer ^^

I had TASTYCAKES for breakfast!!! COME ARMAGEDDON, COME!!!!

**Colorostikse** · 10-22-2009, 10:13 PM

Anyone get raptured?? anyone???

**b7RKli4l** · 10-22-2009, 10:18 PM

Anyone get raptured?? anyone???

yesterday was fairly rapturous - I got to hang out all day at Victory Brewing Company drinking beer - but I didn't get Raptured per se. And none of my friends seem to be missing, but maybe that says more about the company I keep.

**ggdfgtdfffhfyj** · 10-22-2009, 10:37 PM

Anyone get raptured?? anyone???

I thought I'd been, but in reality was just a bit gassy.

**antilt** · 10-22-2009, 10:42 PM

Forty-Four End-of-the-World Prophecies——That Failed

Add another one to the list.

**Gadarett** · 10-22-2009, 11:08 PM

I guess I'll get a new haircut so I'll be looking sharp when I ascend to eternal life in heaven.

**brulpcoersero** · 10-22-2009, 11:42 PM

but I didn't get Raptured per se. And none of my friends seem to be missing, but maybe that says more about the company I keep.

Or maybe not. It seems the Rapture has as many rules, restrictions, preconditions and black-out dates as that mid-winter $29 air fare to Fort Myers. Who knew flying up to Heaven could be so complicated?

Another site rich with End of Days goodness and truly awful web design (say what you will about Paul Humber, but he tends to keep it under 4 colors and 4 fonts per page) is The Five Doves. Somewhere in all that mess is a truly wonderful section on the Rapture.

**ambientambien** · 10-23-2009, 12:52 AM

Or maybe not. It seems the Rapture has as many rules, restrictions, preconditions and black-out dates as that mid-winter $29 air fare to Fort Myers. Who knew flying up to Heaven could be so complicated?

Another site rich with End of Days goodness and truly awful web design (say what you will about Paul Humber, but he tends to keep it under 4 colors and 4 fonts per page) is The Five Doves. Somewhere in all that mess is a truly wonderful section on the Rapture.

Oh my God - my eyeballs are bleeding from the rainbow colors.

**Sensbachtal** · 10-28-2009, 11:21 PM

Genesis Pyramid 'Black Stone' anomalies and 16 November 2009
Pointers to a Great Earthquake on 11.16.2009
RE: C.W. "3 knocks at 3:01 am and the boiling pot"
New connection between day 301 for Obama (11.16 to 11.17.2009) and Unique Pyramid stone
The Three Crosses at Calvary inside the Genesis Pyramid

"If we are still here, I believe we should be watching the date: November 16 of 2009." Note, this happens to be the EXACT same day you'll be able to get accessories for you Nintendo Wii in black. Think of it....the first black President is the Antichrist! The first black Wii accessories! Could there be a clearer sign? Prepare, for the end is nigh.

**KuznehikVasaN** · 10-28-2009, 11:38 PM

Looks pretty well documented there. THANKS BOB!!!! THANKS FOR CARING ABOUT MY ETERNAL SOUL

**anderriter** · 10-29-2009, 02:57 AM

Genesis Pyramid 'Black Stone' anomalies and 16 November 2009
Pointers to a Great Earthquake on 11.16.2009
RE: C.W. "3 knocks at 3:01 am and the boiling pot"
New connection between day 301 for Obama (11.16 to 11.17.2009) and Unique Pyramid stone
The Three Crosses at Calvary inside the Genesis Pyramid

Note, this happens to be the EXACT same day you'll be able to get accessories for you Nintendo Wii in black. Think of it....the first black President is the Antichrist! The first black Wii accessories! Could there be a clearer sign? Prepare, for the end is nigh.

Does this mean I shouldn't bother to put my house on the market yet?

**UvgpXK0J** · 10-29-2009, 04:28 AM

Does this mean I shouldn't bother to put my house on the market yet?

No, you should sell it ASAP and have a last major blow-out with the proceeds.

Sorry to hear you're leaving us, but Colorado sounds like a fun place to live.

**cheaploans** · 10-29-2009, 06:38 AM

Oh no...massive financial collapse in 2009? Thank god there hasn't been a huge economic crisis *yet*.

10-20-2009, 06:44 PM	#21
Kristoferson Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 522 Senior Member	Damn! They updated the site, and purged the reference to the 21st. How are we to know when the "Creation Science is True Science" thread will end due to Humber's inability to participate, if they keep changing the date? People have been predicting the end times ever since Jesus, in Revelations 3:11, said, "Behold, I come quickly." But that could mean a lot of things other than the end of the world, right? I mean, that's not unique to the Messiah, it happens to every guy once in a while. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-20-2009, 07:35 PM	#22
wrefrinny Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 583 Senior Member	^^ blasphemer ^^ I had TASTYCAKES for breakfast!!! COME ARMAGEDDON, COME!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-22-2009, 10:13 PM	#23
Colorostikse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 380 Senior Member	Anyone get raptured?? anyone??? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-22-2009, 10:18 PM	#24
b7RKli4l Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 487 Senior Member	Anyone get raptured?? anyone??? yesterday was fairly rapturous - I got to hang out all day at Victory Brewing Company drinking beer - but I didn't get Raptured per se. And none of my friends seem to be missing, but maybe that says more about the company I keep. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-22-2009, 10:37 PM	#25
ggdfgtdfffhfyj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 501 Senior Member	Anyone get raptured?? anyone??? I thought I'd been, but in reality was just a bit gassy. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-22-2009, 10:42 PM	#26
antilt Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 338 Senior Member	Forty-Four End-of-the-World Prophecies——That Failed Add another one to the list. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-22-2009, 11:08 PM	#27
Gadarett Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 445 Senior Member	I guess I'll get a new haircut so I'll be looking sharp when I ascend to eternal life in heaven. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-22-2009, 11:42 PM	#28
brulpcoersero Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 394 Senior Member	but I didn't get Raptured per se. And none of my friends seem to be missing, but maybe that says more about the company I keep. Or maybe not. It seems the Rapture has as many rules, restrictions, preconditions and black-out dates as that mid-winter $29 air fare to Fort Myers. Who knew flying up to Heaven could be so complicated? Another site rich with End of Days goodness and truly awful web design (say what you will about Paul Humber, but he tends to keep it under 4 colors and 4 fonts per page) is The Five Doves. Somewhere in all that mess is a truly wonderful section on the Rapture. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-23-2009, 12:52 AM	#29
ambientambien Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 392 Senior Member	Or maybe not. It seems the Rapture has as many rules, restrictions, preconditions and black-out dates as that mid-winter $29 air fare to Fort Myers. Who knew flying up to Heaven could be so complicated? Another site rich with End of Days goodness and truly awful web design (say what you will about Paul Humber, but he tends to keep it under 4 colors and 4 fonts per page) is The Five Doves. Somewhere in all that mess is a truly wonderful section on the Rapture. Oh my God - my eyeballs are bleeding from the rainbow colors. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-28-2009, 11:21 PM	#30
Sensbachtal Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 509 Senior Member	Genesis Pyramid 'Black Stone' anomalies and 16 November 2009 Pointers to a Great Earthquake on 11.16.2009 RE: C.W. "3 knocks at 3:01 am and the boiling pot" New connection between day 301 for Obama (11.16 to 11.17.2009) and Unique Pyramid stone The Three Crosses at Calvary inside the Genesis Pyramid "If we are still here, I believe we should be watching the date: November 16 of 2009." Note, this happens to be the EXACT same day you'll be able to get accessories for you Nintendo Wii in black. Think of it....the first black President is the Antichrist! The first black Wii accessories! Could there be a clearer sign? Prepare, for the end is nigh. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-28-2009, 11:38 PM	#31
KuznehikVasaN Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 479 Senior Member	Looks pretty well documented there. THANKS BOB!!!! THANKS FOR CARING ABOUT MY ETERNAL SOUL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-29-2009, 02:57 AM	#32
anderriter Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 540 Senior Member	Genesis Pyramid 'Black Stone' anomalies and 16 November 2009 Pointers to a Great Earthquake on 11.16.2009 RE: C.W. "3 knocks at 3:01 am and the boiling pot" New connection between day 301 for Obama (11.16 to 11.17.2009) and Unique Pyramid stone The Three Crosses at Calvary inside the Genesis Pyramid Note, this happens to be the EXACT same day you'll be able to get accessories for you Nintendo Wii in black. Think of it....the first black President is the Antichrist! The first black Wii accessories! Could there be a clearer sign? Prepare, for the end is nigh. Does this mean I shouldn't bother to put my house on the market yet? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-29-2009, 04:28 AM	#33
UvgpXK0J Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 503 Senior Member	Does this mean I shouldn't bother to put my house on the market yet? No, you should sell it ASAP and have a last major blow-out with the proceeds. Sorry to hear you're leaving us, but Colorado sounds like a fun place to live. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

10-29-2009, 06:38 AM	#34
cheaploans Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 486 Senior Member	Oh no...massive financial collapse in 2009? Thank god there hasn't been a huge economic crisis yet. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	Quote

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)