[Brainpole]

This website is too much fun not to link. It's like the timecube.com of crazy Christians. (No offense intended to non-crazy Christians).

So, fellow watchmen, I go back a long ways in my anticipation of our Lord's Soon Return. I am here today to tell all of you that we are entering the HIGHEST RAPTURE ALERT FOR THE NEXT 120 DAYS that I have ever witnessed in all of my 33 years in studying end-times Bible Prophecy.

WE HAVE COME TO THE TIME OF THE END!!! THE FINAL SEVEN YEARS ARE HERE!!! The 70th Week of Daniel began on Oct. 29, 2008, and will conclude on Feast of Atonement, Sept. 23, 2015. THE ANTICHRIST, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, IS HERE AND IN POWER!!! Bible Prophecy is NOW unfolding at an unparalled speed. THE BOOK OF REVELATION IS NOW UNFOLDING BEFORE OUR EYES! The 7th Seal has been opened with Obama, and the 1st Seal has been opened with Obama.

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Besides Feast of Pentecost rapidly approaching, and besides the Antichrist on the scene and making waves and exposing his dangerous Islamic roots, and besides the 70th Week of Daniel already over 6 months into the making, I am going to give you two other MAJOR reasons why I believe, along with MANY other Biblical watchmen, that the Rapture/Sudden Destruction has a very good chance of happening in the next 33 days. They are:

1. The announcement by Vice-President Joe Biden before the election that during the FIRST SIX MONTHS of Obama's administration, he would be SEVERELY TESTED, that a HUGE EVENT was about to take place (Does anyone have his exact words?). I believe there is a PLANNED SUDDEN DESTRUCTION (the beginning of WWIII?) coming that is being orchestrated by the New World Order people, that will set their plans quickly into motion for a one-world government, with 10 regions, one-world currency with one-world economic system, one-world religion, one-world legal system, and their one-world leader, as Henry Kissinger has already informed us, Barack Hussein Obama. No doubt, Joe Biden has inside information of this, to be so extremely confident to proclaim, "MARK MY WORDS". The SIX MONTHS is almost over. This would not allow us time for an AUTUMN Rapture/Sudden Destruction. IT WOULD HAVE TO HAPPEN THIS SUMMER!!!

[SNUfR8uI]

This website is too much fun not to link. It's like the timecube.com of crazy Christians. (No offense intended to non-crazy Christians).

Does this mean I will not have to pay my Business Privilege Tax next year?

[Suvaxal]

Does this mean I will not have to pay my Business Privilege Tax next year?

No the city and all of it's denizens will experience rapture fail and remain behind, faithful or no, blame City Council.

[GeraldCortis]

No the city and all of it's denizens will experience rapture fail and remain behind, faithful or no, blame City Council.

drat

[houkbsdov]

Oh no, this is going to interfere with the Seinfield reunion. And will Jim and Pam have their baby on the office?

[Paladin]

Here's a graph explaining it all... simple geometry!



THE RAPTURE – Fall 2009?

[laperuzdfhami]

[QUOTE=OldCityTans;86310]Here's a graph explaining it all... simple geometry!

Thanks for clearing it all up!

[LxtdK9i4]

I knew the squirts at Jubilee camp couldn't be trusted.

[lollypopz]

Oh no, this is going to interfere with the Seinfield reunion. And will Jim and Pam have their baby on the office?

It's pretty safe to say that none of the cast of Seinfeld will be Raptured.

[myhackingtosh_ws]

It's pretty safe to say that none of the cast of Seinfeld will be Raptured.

~Zing!!~

[seicslybearee]

Can someone post the iCAL file so I can import the Rapture into my Google calendar and Outlook?

Don't want to miss out.

[TOD4wDTQ]

THE RAPTURE IS BACK~ Bigger & better than ever before... and only 2 days away!!!


THE RAPTURE – Fall 2009?

[HassFks]

Wow wonderful web design skills....maybe if they didn't center justify their text or highlight everything in a crazed crayola style.. I would start buying stock in starkist....

[PeterPatrickJohn]

TIME IS SHORT!

make sure you are going to heaven!

go to: This video,

and say the salvation prayer!

NOW!

[Druspills]

Lovely conspiracy theorist. He claims the 'actions' of the Illuminati were predicted in cards in a role-playing game published in 1995. He found this out from David Icke who says we are being ruled by secret reptilian overlords. That theory was discussed by Richard Heene (balloon boy's father) in a youtube video, since removed.

Such a shame that Robert Anton Wilson is no longer alive. He could have wrung another trilogy out of the end times website alone, I'm sure.

Informative site. I learned that there was a demon face in the smoke from the Twin Towers on 9/11. I did not know that. The attack was a Satanic Fire Sacrifice to call up fire demons who are going to reduce the world's population, and it's tied to the H1N1 vaccine, and an emp, and war in the Middle East. I think it's too complicated for my feeble brain to figure out.

Guess I won't have to worry about buying Christmas presents this year.

[ehib8yPc]

Guess I won't have to worry about buying Christmas presents this year.

I'm not going to pay my bills!!

[Haibundadam]

I'm going to eat food that's bad for me.

[Vomekayafboke]

smoke 'em if you got 'em!

[sasquatch999]

I'm going to smoke a cigar WHILE I eat bacon!!!! YEA!!!!!

[Saduyre9de]

I'm going to smoke a cigar WHILE I eat bacon!!!! YEA!!!!!

I'm smoking a cigar WRAPPED in bacon!