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What goes through Harley's mind on our walks: Where's a squirrel? I know there's one somewhere! Ooohhhh!! A squirrel, c'mon lets chase him!!!!!
When passing another dog in a fence: Umm, I think he doesn't like us much....let me get in between you and that other dog....hurry up lets go faster!!! Other than that he couldn't care less about other people, cars, bicycles...cats...etc...such a good boy!! What are your dogs thinking about during your walks?? |
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Ruger is... "We're walking! This is AWESOME! Tra la la la!"
Bukra is... "That bush moved! Is it a rabbit? No? Okay. .... THAT bush moved! Is THAT a rabbit?! No again? Okay. ...... CAT!!! A CAT!!!! CHAAASE IT!!! No? Okay. ... " Jolene is... "(thinking to self) Just remember, Jo... you're a bad bass. You're a bad ass. You're a bad ass. *dog barks* (screams) I'M A BAD ASS!!" Zealand is... "Oh, this is SO cool! We're going somewhere! HIIIII EVERYTHING!!!!" |
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Ruger is... "We're walking! This is AWESOME! Tra la la la!" |
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Ha thats funny Teal
Lets see Bella - Ohh I sure hope I look good.. I'm such a princess.. ewww puddle!.. Omg.. there is a big dog over there.. bark bark.. come on I challenge you to a duel!!! Oh no coming close to me.. Omg (screams loud) help me mommy!!! Molly - Omg omg omg omg.. we are going for a walk.. omg omg (panting and frothing at the mouth) .. OMG omg omg omg we are going for a walk.. OMG.. bark bark bark at everything and everyone! Bauer.. Ohhh look.. I can pee here.. Oh look..some grass to eat.. Ohh look.. I can pee here too.. must mark my territory! yep yep Havoc.. hey hey bauer where ya going.. hey hey... wait up bud.. omg I just LOVE you Bauer.. Omg.. wait up.. ***SQUIRREL*** Let me catch that for you Bauer.. hey hey.. isn't it awesome Bauer.. I love you! |
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JJ "strolling along wif my Mamma....oh she wants me to heel ok -stares at my face and prances while heeling nicely- ok heeling is done....lets see if I can find a- SQUIRREL ZOMG IM GONNA GET IT. (gets corrected) well fine bitch -sees geese- ZOMG GEESE!!!!!!!! -chases them in to the pond- screw that its too cold. ok mom you gots any food for me?"
Sam "ooohhh mmyy gooodnesss im walking (says in a really slow stupid voice) mmm whats this smell? oh a bush...let me piss on it. -keeps walking with nose glued to the ground- I lub smellz. everything smells good. -sees something move and tries to chase it- well shit. I'm attached. its better to bark at it anyways" Rocko "whats this? whats that? who are you? ohai!" Bella "dog? I KILL YOU. cat? I KILL you. squirrel? I KILL YOU. person? oh...hi, got food?" |
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i can tell most of the time what Peanut is wanting. I can ask him short questions like hungry? Need to pee (or poop)? want to go for a run? want to go for a walk? etc. he "responds" when i get the right question by running up to me jumping up and kiss my face then run off. if he doesnt do that i know he doesn't want to do any of the questions.
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Dakota at the park would be "I smell things, come on! This way! OMG I HEAR BUSHES MOVING! False alarm. Must, keep, an eye out. OMG! Oh wait, that's just a dog. OMG IT'S MOVING! CHASE IT! LET ME AT IT! Oh, just a shadow? Okay."
I think the lyrics to "What's This?" from Nightmare Before Christmas fit Alice, "What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere, what's this? There's white things in the air, what's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming. What's this? The streets are lined with little creatures laughing, everybody seems so happy. Have I possibly gone daffy? What is this? What's this?" |
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Dakota at the park would be "I smell things, come on! This way! OMG I HEAR BUSHES MOVING! False alarm. Must, keep, an eye out. OMG! Oh wait, that's just a dog. OMG IT'S MOVING! CHASE IT! LET ME AT IT! Oh, just a shadow? Okay." ![]() |
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Oooooh boy I love you, human! Ooooh grass! I love grass! I'm going to eat grass!! YUMMMM GRASS. Oooh a dog peed here - sniff! YUMMMM GRASS. I LOVE GRASS. HUMAN!!! I LOVE HUMANS!!! Oooh grass. Grass is delicious. SQUIRREL I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS. OOooh grass! A bus went by! Dog. Holy shit dog. Dog. Dog. Holy shit a dog. It sees me. The dog sees me. HOLY SHIT A DOG. PANIC! WHAT TO DO!! DOG!!! Dog is gone? ooooh grass. Yum grass is delicious. Sniff sniff. Pee. HEY A HUMAN! HI HUMAN I LOVE YOU!
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Oooooh boy I love you, human! Ooooh grass! I love grass! I'm going to eat grass!! YUMMMM GRASS. Oooh a dog peed here - sniff! YUMMMM GRASS. I LOVE GRASS. HUMAN!!! I LOVE HUMANS!!! Oooh grass. Grass is delicious. SQUIRREL I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS. OOooh grass! A bus went by! Dog. Holy shit dog. Dog. Dog. Holy shit a dog. It sees me. The dog sees me. HOLY SHIT A DOG. PANIC! WHAT TO DO!! DOG!!! Dog is gone? ooooh grass. Yum grass is delicious. Sniff sniff. Pee. HEY A HUMAN! HI HUMAN I LOVE YOU! ![]() |
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BooBoo is allll business when on the leash. Her focus on moving forward at the perfect pace, never looking elsewhere.......
chanting in her head over and over.. walkin on a rope walkin on a rope walkin on a rope. Now, the car is a whole different ballgame! I have a tether ring in the area betwen the passenger seat and the back compartments in my car. I have the perfect leash that feeds to the ring and snaps to her heavy harness. Dont worry, the girl is not going to fly out of my car. This dog LOVES car rides!!!!! Just saying "gobyebyecarride" puts her into orbit. The other week we had a freakishly warm day and I popped the top into the trunk (I have a delSol) Next car ride she stared at me. You know the stare, the one where they are trying to project their wishes directly into your brain? I swear, she then hit the top of the car with her nose and said...."that's coming off, right?" noo BooBoo, it is raining. She tried it several times and then pouted her whole car ride. |
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