[Edifsdubs]

Alright I tried to ignore it. I cant. Pookie that palm tree looks like a very sad penis with something coming out of it I tried for HOURS to ignore it. GOD I FEEL BETTER

[bug_user]

Alright I tried to ignore it. I cant. Pookie that palm tree looks like a very sad penis with something coming out of it

I tried for HOURS to ignore it. GOD I FEEL BETTER

And back on topic we go

[exchpaypaleg]

And back on topic we go

You are 63 times more likely to have a tree grow like a sad penis in your yard then be mauled by a pit bull. Its true. Look it up.

[alskdjreyfd]

Great post, kinda funny.

[AnneseeKels]

Niki smacked me on the nose with her head the other day, I now look like a complete div because of the lovely black and yellow bruise riiiiiight on my conk, what a lovely way to greet guests at work, they keep giving me funny looks.

[bug_user]

You're 114x more likely to get welts from your pit bull's tail than you are of getting mauled while you sleep.

How are those odds?? Are they skewed? I have bruises but I've survived every night of sleep.

[bug_user]

Niki smacked me on the nose with her head the other day, I now look like a complete div because of the lovely black and yellow bruise riiiiiight on my conk, what a lovely way to greet guests at work, they keep giving me funny looks.

Ha! Reminds me of the time that I was roughhousing with Bentley and he head-butted me right above my eyebrow. He won that match because I was down for the count.

[nretdjuend]

Ugh Bear was rough housing with a guy and him and the dog collided heads and Bear yelped and the dude was down on the floor making crazy noises lol they were both DONE with that game

[bug_user]

It didn't even phase B.

[nretdjuend]

Thats when Bear was about4-5 months lol he had a little soft noggin, now he hits his head on the coffee table all day long, yesterday he walked into a damn pillar and almost knocked himself out, he watches me most of the time on walks and he didnt even see it lol

[bug_user]

Reminds me of the time B was so busy staring at the dog behind him that he walked into a construction horse. Almost knocked over and definitely scared the crap out of himself. I'm bad though because I saw he was going to walk into it but didn't pull him out of the way. But hey, he watches where he's going now, outside anyway.

[nretdjuend]

Yep I let Bear run into things so he will learn I am not going to keep him from walking into things, he needs to be observant damn it lol

[bug_user]

Bump for coconuts!