[nintenda]

with her tongue...and it freaking stings LOL thats what i get for baby talking her. lol

[mv37afnr]

Now this is porn

[nintenda]

lol..ewwwww

[Kliopeion]

My pup jumped on my beans last night.

[nintenda]

LOL..ows

[yWleIJm4]

Lol.

[Fluivelip]

My pup jumped on my beans last night.

That happens around here so much that the hubby auto-cups his junk with his hand when a dog comes toward him.

[Biashpainabix]

My pup jumped on my beans last night.

That happens around here so much that the hubby auto-cups his junk with his hand when a dog comes toward him.

These.. My bf's hand is automatically there because getting headbutted by a 60lb dog is apparently not fun. Who knew?

[Kliopeion]

You would think my reflexes would have sharpened up but no, the dog is a stealth bouncer. I can recognise the "look" now. The dog curled up sighing & snuffling then she will start to watch me out the corner of her eye, I notice this, think to myself "what is she lookin at?" & then whammmmo, PLAY PLAY PLAY as I writhe in agony.

Oh, if it's any consolation OP she has a nasty habit of waking me up with her tongue up my nose, again a ploy. She knows I will wake up & open my mouth, thlummm, tongue straight in. Disgustin way to start the day.

[nintenda]

You would think my reflexes would have sharpened up but no, the dog is a stealth bouncer. I can recognise the "look" now. The dog curled up sighing & snuffling then she will start to watch me out the corner of her eye, I notice this, think to myself "what is she lookin at?" & then whammmmo, PLAY PLAY PLAY as I writhe in agony.

Oh, if it's any consolation OP she has a nasty habit of waking me up with her tongue up my nose, again a ploy. She knows I will wake up & open my mouth, thlummm, tongue straight in. Disgustin way to start the day.

Sad;y ive had that issue twice..I will talk to her for a job well done and if i kneel....tongue in mouth..its so gross.

[Kliopeion]

Sad;y ive had that issue twice..I will talk to her for a job well done and if i kneel....tongue in mouth..its so gross.

Awwwww, that's the wub you lick.

[eladiopsislab]

I have been licked in the face by 2 of my dogs.....never in the mouth or eye fortunately. The third dog has been caught eating poop so he doesn't even get to lick my feet much less my face!

[Fluivelip]

ROFL , Pam. Night before last my husband and I were on the couch with the dogs watching tv. He just casually asks me if we can get something to make Rita's breath smell better. So I look over and see them "making out".
I said "What does her breath smell like?" and he says "Poop."
"Umm, duh, that's because she probably managed to get into the cat box again and neither one of you can kiss me for the rest of the night!"

[eladiopsislab]

Gross! Dogs mouths are so gross!

[littlePen]

favorite game with my bf with blue is kiss daddy lol because he lays on the floor often to play video games ill come sit on top of him to kiss him then very excitedly call blue and say kiss daddy kiss daddy making him completely defenseless so she can lick his face. on a human note ive taught the bf's son whos three to lick daddy which is funny because then he tells him to lick me and his son just giggles and says no. bf cant even get blue to lick me uncontrollablely lol we can say the least i run this house

[Storwaytozy]

That happens around here so much that the hubby auto-cups his junk with his hand when a dog comes toward him.

Same here. I think she feels since he had her sterilzed that its her right to make sure the same happens to him. lol

[mv37afnr]

ROFL , Pam. Night before last my husband and I were on the couch with the dogs watching tv. He just casually asks me if we can get something to make Rita's breath smell better. So I look over and see them "making out".
I said "What does her breath smell like?" and he says "Poop."
"Umm, duh, that's because she probably managed to get into the cat box again and neither one of you can kiss me for the rest of the night!"

Until now jean, the dog's breath stinks? Because if it still does.. that's one sign that he might have internal problem.

[k5wTvu9f]

That happens around here so much that the hubby auto-cups his junk with his hand when a dog comes toward him.

I autocup em whenever my dog even looks at me! just gotta teach guests that

[sam]

I have been licked in the face by 2 of my dogs.....never in the mouth or eye fortunately. The third dog has been caught eating poop so he doesn't even get to lick my feet much less my face!

Thank GOD Veronica is not a poop eater. Somehow she always manages to get her tongue IN my mouth. And not just a little flick; I mean full tongue on tongue licking across the roof of your mouth IN. You really can't see it coming until it's too late.