[Kneeniasy]

In another thread we were talking about some funny things our dogs had done, but were thankful, visiting guests had never seen... which made me think we needed a thread for what our goofy dogs have actually done during our guests visit that they did see... this can be family get together, an acquaintance stopping by, a romantic evening, a work related meeting, etc...

I'll let you all start and then I'll share some of mine... I'm sure we all have plenty.

If I posted this in the wrong place, please move to correct forum.

[unmalryAlalry]

Nothing too exciting here. Sammy's biggest thing is that she loves people, and she loves the recliner. Hence, whoever sits in the recliner becomes her best friend. She starts out waiting for the invitation to come say hi, puts her front paws up, then she slowly inches her way forward on their lap. Or if she's doing her sideways sneak attack, she quietly gets one back paw on the recliner handle and slowly hoists herself a little higher toward their lap, until FINALLY with one push she's firmly planted in their lap, giving kisses to apologize for the elbows and paws digging into their legs and sides. Luckily, all my friends are dog lovers and know her ploys, they're allowed into my house for a reason.

[Kneeniasy]

ok, i have a few i'll add and then maybe that will move this thread along... cause i know you all have some good stories...you're just being shy. so quit it! lol!

Simon stole one of my bras when he was a puppy and proceeded to run all thru the backyard as my neighbors watched... they all got a good laugh.

Cookout last year, Sam stole a roll out of one of our guest's hand!!! He took one bite and then lowered his arm with his roll still in hand, so I'm guessing Sam thought it was for him...lmao!!! He was in serious trouble later

Sophie decided that every time we had company for the first 6 years that she'd hump whatever pillow was nearby. And she got on them pretty good... talk about embarrassing!!!!

Sadie thought it would be fun to completely un-stuff a down comforter while my folks were visiting... feathers went everywhere!!! My parents were covered, I was covered and Sadie made the walk of shame to her kennel covered in down....lol

Simon wanted to properly show off his strength by pulling down the Rose of Sharon tree in the backyard when my landlord came to meet him for the first time. Nice first impression.

When we first got Sadie, we set her up for an appt to get her spayed and within 2 days she went into heat... she had to wear these hilarious dog panties we got at Petco, but she wasn't having any of that... she hopped over the fence, panties and all and ran across the street to see her favorite boxer It took three of us to pull her butt first thru a hole in the neighbor's fence and get her back inside... we couldn't have done it without my b/f's best friend (may he RIP).

come on people!!! get some stories going!!!

[TagBahthuff]

Jezebel thinks that everyone who come over to our house it there to visit her. She usually climbs right into the laps of our guests. (that is if we do not put her in her crate when the come over.)

The other dogs usually just ignore guest until our guest ask them to come over for attention.

[ultimda horaf]

My friends have a dog named Thor. Every time this one guy came to their house, Thor would latch onto his leg and hump him like a maniac. And the guy would just let him do it to "get it out of his system".

[justashonglefan]

Had one um... *add the release of fluids here* because of a piece of ham.. i thought that was the most hilarious thing i had ever seen.

[ultimda horaf]

Damas is has been going through this getting a boner over every thing phase for awhile. My friend Frank was over, and was messing around with him. Frank picked him up, and he got excited, and Frank's arm got.. um lipsticked, and he promptly dropped Damas and scrubbed his arm down with scalding hot water and dish soap.

[10traistintarry]

Harley has been pretty good... so far (almost at the 1 year mark for owning him so we have time) but my dalmatian growing up was pretty good at it. You know those folding chairs that fold up into a bag? Camping chairs, well we used to always hang out in our front yard in those (my dad raced at the time so while he was working in the garage on the race truck the neighbors would all come over and we would hang out) well our dog Abbey used to hang out with us our front as well (off leash, she was the envy of the neighborhood as far as dogs go, never left the yard) but she did have one down side... anything in a can. She found that she LOVED soda (or beer) and when people would put their soda (or beer) in the cup holder of the chairs she would come up on unsuspecting people and slip her head under the arm like she was coming in for some attention and the next thing you know she would flip her head sending your can flying. Her intent was to flip it on the ground so she could quickly lick up the spill but on numerous occassions her sneaky plan backfired and ended up with the drink in unsuspecting neighbors laps... welcome to our house lol

She was also a crazy humper. Humping her blanket in her dog house or any dog she was around... at the time I was young and had no idea why my SPAYED FEMALE dog was doing that, none of the other female dogs I knew did it... that was horrible at the time lol

[Weislenalkata]

Oh god, none of yours compare to this but im going to say it anyway.

My friends were over and we were playing Uka. Cassius came running into the lounge and was rubbing his bum on the floor heaps. As he ran out i seen this pink thing hanging out of his bum. I thought "oh shit my dog is dying!!" i had to get one of my friends to stand in front and give him treats while the other friend held his tail up and i inspected the pink thing. It turns out it was a pair of my knickers, covered in poo that he had found a wee bit hard to pass. Basically the whole pair of knickers was pulled out aside from the waistband that has never been found.

Lets just say my knickers are kept very safe, and i havent played Uka in a long long while

[ultimda horaf]

Ethel has emptied many an unattended alcoholic beverage.

We had friends over, and everyone was drinking gin and tonics. My bf put his on the floor since there was no table. Ethel silently snuck over and drank the whole thing without him noticing, until he picked up the empty glass.

She also got into some wine, and we found out she's a mean wine drunk when we let the dogs out, and she proceeded to beat the crap out of both of them.

[Kneeniasy]

Oh god, none of yours compare to this but im going to say it anyway.

My friends were over and we were playing Uka. Cassius came running into the lounge and was rubbing his bum on the floor heaps. As he ran out i seen this pink thing hanging out of his bum. I thought "oh shit my dog is dying!!" i had to get one of my friends to stand in front and give him treats while the other friend held his tail up and i inspected the pink thing. It turns out it was a pair of my knickers, covered in poo that he had found a wee bit hard to pass. Basically the whole pair of knickers was pulled out aside from the waistband that has never been found.

Lets just say my knickers are kept very safe, and i havent played Uka in a long long while

lmao!!!! my parents dog did the same thing with tinsel for their holiday tree...so rather than pink panties... it was sparkly tinsel with a touch of brown here and there. the vet was nearly doubled over in laughter as he removed the once blue garland

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Harley has been pretty good... so far (almost at the 1 year mark for owning him so we have time) but my dalmatian growing up was pretty good at it. You know those folding chairs that fold up into a bag? Camping chairs, well we used to always hang out in our front yard in those (my dad raced at the time so while he was working in the garage on the race truck the neighbors would all come over and we would hang out) well our dog Abbey used to hang out with us our front as well (off leash, she was the envy of the neighborhood as far as dogs go, never left the yard) but she did have one down side... anything in a can. She found that she LOVED soda (or beer) and when people would put their soda (or beer) in the cup holder of the chairs she would come up on unsuspecting people and slip her head under the arm like she was coming in for some attention and the next thing you know she would flip her head sending your can flying. Her intent was to flip it on the ground so she could quickly lick up the spill but on numerous occassions her sneaky plan backfired and ended up with the drink in unsuspecting neighbors laps... welcome to our house lol

She was also a crazy humper. Humping her blanket in her dog house or any dog she was around... at the time I was young and had no idea why my SPAYED FEMALE dog was doing that, none of the other female dogs I knew did it... that was horrible at the time lol

that's hilarious!!! we taught jackson (our old lab who got kidnapped ) how to actually retrieve a beer for guests... we won many a bet with that one

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Ethel has emptied many an unattended alcoholic beverage.

We had friends over, and everyone was drinking gin and tonics. My bf put his on the floor since there was no table. Ethel silently snuck over and drank the whole thing without him noticing, until he picked up the empty glass.

She also got into some wine, and we found out she's a mean wine drunk when we let the dogs out, and she proceeded to beat the crap out of both of them.

LMAO, omgrobyn.... so you have a pack of horny drunks disguised as dogs....lol... that's funny... "a mean drunk."

[ultimda horaf]

LMAO, omgrobyn.... so you have a pack of horny drunks disguised as dogs....lol... that's funny... "a mean drunk."

They seem to pick up my worst qualities.

And I never thought I'd see the day when Ethel actually got around to whooping the other dogs asses. It was quite a show.

[GooogleGuy]

Lol, great thread!

My most embarassing moment was on my birthday. We had many family members over. My (long dead) lab began to get all sorts of nervous & shakey, drooling even. I thought she was just being hyper, I mean she was a lab, c'mon! I firmly told her to stay in her spot.

She tried her best. Really she did. But........I had forgotten that earlier in the day she & our Golden had "broken" into the pantry and CLEANED. IT. OUT. Completely.

So, she left me a pile of poo the size of a christmas turkey (ok, maybe not quite that big) right on the living room carpet. Oh yes. I wanted to DIE!
Got what I deserved, I did.

[ovH9wfSJ]

My dogs are usually pretty well behaved around visitors. But, we have one friend who Jake has taken to particular liking to. BF and Jake are best buds and against my wishies BF will occasionally let Jake drink a little beer from a bowl when he is having one. Jake does like beer! Our friend came by one afternoon and they were sitting on the front porch having a beer when Jake walked up and sat there looking at our friends beer like "Can I have some?" He held the can down to see if Jake would drink some off the the top and Jake immediatly started growling and talking to him like "What you think I'm a heathen? Pour the damned thing in a bowl, will ya?" Once the beer was poured into a bowl, Jake was happy.

Another time, same friend, Jake was showing off his tail chasing skills. He will chase his tail one direction until you tell him to go the other way and immediately stop and chase it the other direction. We were all laughing at him when in mid spin Jake dove right up onto our friends lap and chest and sent him and the chair backwards. Stopping just long enough to give him a few "Oh, sorry man, my bad" kisses he was off again doing his spinning routine.

Thank goodness this guy loves Jake, like we do!

[Forexampleee]

Lets see...

Ike has a woman. She's 16 and a friend of my daughters. Ike has been in love with her since he was a pup. When she came over before the neuter he would hump her ever so gently. 3-4 times. Per visit. Even after obedience class graduation. Now that he is fixed he just follows her like a shadow and then sits on her lap. Its hilarious since he is so in love with this kid and she is such a petite lil thing that I can't even see her when he gets in her lap. She's a great sport about it and she loves him too. My husband can't remember her name and just calls her "Ikes girlfriend".

A friend and I were having whiskey and cokes. Ike wandered over and drank from a cup then promptly ate some kibble and passed out with a smile on his face. Whats really funny is that he won't drink plain coke, beer or anything else alcoholic. Just whiskey and cokes.

Once I had a battery operated device dragged out of my room by Ike while my friends were visiting. We all pretend that never happened. Even my husband knows better than to mention it.

Me and a couple friends were getting high in the basement family room. Me and my best female friend C were sitting on chairs, the guys were on the couch and loveseat. One of the guys, M, is a bit of a bum. No job, lazy etc etc and isn't very well liked. Sid, my brothers APBT, wanders casually over to the couch (which was new) and gets up there to cuddle with the people. Pretty common. Then he sniffs M, stands up, lifts his leg and pisses all over him! Everything goes quiet, we were horrified! Brother grabs Sid and chucks him to the floor, M goes upstairs and then the rest of us fell into convulsive laughter until we couldn't breathe. Sid expressed the group opinion so eloquently.

Rita likes beer. If you pour a bit into her bowl she will drink it and then nose it over to the dip of the drain hole in the basement floor so that the bowl becomes off balance and the liquid pools to be easily licked up. Heaven forbid she get a bit of beer and not thoroughly drink it.