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**numinertyuesk** · 03-25-2010, 05:41 PM

By my work I met a girl with a bully, I complemented her on her dog, asked if I can pet him, and after being slobbered from chin to forehead, I asked what she was feeding him because his coat looked fantastic and he was in a pretty good shape.
The girl as it appeared was living here in the States only for a few months, and her English was really rusty.
Here is her answer:
"I feed him children"

followed by the wing gestures

, and that point I felt really uncomfortable to burst into the laughter, so I corrected her with "you mean chicken

", we talked for a little more, I pointed her to the board - thank you Debbie for the business cards

- I hope she joins.

**BartRonalds** · 03-25-2010, 05:43 PM

that is funny, I hope she joins, always good to get new members

**FreeOEMcheapestPHOTOSHOP** · 03-25-2010, 05:58 PM

That's hilarious!

**CedssypeEdids** · 03-25-2010, 05:58 PM

Oh wow! That's one of those things where your brain needs a half a second to go "woah, wtf is she saying?!" before realizing what she meant!

**pymnConyelell** · 03-25-2010, 06:29 PM

Whole children?!

What size?

That's a kicker.

**DaleJrGirl** · 03-25-2010, 06:38 PM

Children are probably the best food for dogs, we'll just never get to find out.

**pymnConyelell** · 03-25-2010, 06:41 PM

Children are probably the best food for dogs, we'll just never get to find out.

Bransen loves to eat children, lick by lick....

**shashaffff** · 03-25-2010, 08:11 PM

That is too funny.... I probably wouldn't have been able to contain my laughter!

**ebBPxIai** · 03-25-2010, 11:38 PM

I do not like going to the grocery store, for several reasons, one of those reasons has to do with children who seem not to be under anyones care or attention... you could offer those children to her to suppliment the cost of that diet, tell her there are free children at the grocery stores in Houston...

**Nothatspecial** · 03-25-2010, 11:40 PM

Is that the other white meat?

**numinertyuesk** · 03-26-2010, 12:03 AM

I do not like going to the grocery store, for several reasons, one of those reasons has to do with children who seem not to be under anyones care or attention... you could offer those children to her to suppliment the cost of that diet, tell her there are free children at the grocery stores in Houston...

**shashaffff** · 03-26-2010, 12:17 AM

Is that the other white meat?

Oh Jeo... that's just bad!!!

Funny!!

but badddd!!!!

**Nothatspecial** · 03-26-2010, 12:27 AM

Oh Jeo... that's just bad!!!

Funny!!

but badddd!!!!

I thought it was funny.

I have several childern that keep riding the stupid bikes in my front lawn and destorying it, if she want them. It bad enough that I have no grass in my backyard from the dogs; I would like my front yard to look somewhat nice.

**DaleJrGirl** · 03-26-2010, 03:07 AM

I do not like going to the grocery store, for several reasons, one of those reasons has to do with children who seem not to be under anyones care or attention... you could offer those children to her to suppliment the cost of that diet, tell her there are free children at the grocery stores in Houston...

There are free unattended children all over the country, we should just start feeding them to our dogs.

Raw's supposed to be the best diet right? It would be the equivalent of feeding them veal.

Then we can all afford nice things for us and our dogs.

These days, there should be leash laws for children too. Then again, those probably wouldn't be followed or strictly enforced either.

**levitratestimon** · 03-26-2010, 03:13 AM

EatBabies.com

**Nothatspecial** · 03-26-2010, 03:33 AM

Purple!

**DaleJrGirl** · 03-26-2010, 04:17 AM

Oooo, they have eat babies dog shirts!

03-25-2010, 05:41 PM	#1
numinertyuesk Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 371 Senior Member	A word misspoken By my work I met a girl with a bully, I complemented her on her dog, asked if I can pet him, and after being slobbered from chin to forehead, I asked what she was feeding him because his coat looked fantastic and he was in a pretty good shape. The girl as it appeared was living here in the States only for a few months, and her English was really rusty. Here is her answer: "I feed him children" followed by the wing gestures , and that point I felt really uncomfortable to burst into the laughter, so I corrected her with "you mean chicken ", we talked for a little more, I pointed her to the board - thank you Debbie for the business cards - I hope she joins. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-25-2010, 05:43 PM	#2
BartRonalds Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	that is funny, I hope she joins, always good to get new members Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-25-2010, 05:58 PM	#3
FreeOEMcheapestPHOTOSHOP Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 412 Senior Member	That's hilarious! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-25-2010, 05:58 PM	#4
CedssypeEdids Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 692 Senior Member	Oh wow! That's one of those things where your brain needs a half a second to go "woah, wtf is she saying?!" before realizing what she meant! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-25-2010, 06:29 PM	#5
pymnConyelell Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 412 Senior Member	Whole children?! What size? That's a kicker. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-25-2010, 06:38 PM	#6
DaleJrGirl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	Children are probably the best food for dogs, we'll just never get to find out. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-25-2010, 06:41 PM	#7
pymnConyelell Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 412 Senior Member	Children are probably the best food for dogs, we'll just never get to find out. Bransen loves to eat children, lick by lick.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-25-2010, 08:11 PM	#8
shashaffff Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 457 Senior Member	That is too funny.... I probably wouldn't have been able to contain my laughter! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-25-2010, 11:38 PM	#9
ebBPxIai Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 406 Senior Member	I do not like going to the grocery store, for several reasons, one of those reasons has to do with children who seem not to be under anyones care or attention... you could offer those children to her to suppliment the cost of that diet, tell her there are free children at the grocery stores in Houston... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-25-2010, 11:40 PM	#10
Nothatspecial Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 574 Senior Member	Is that the other white meat? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-26-2010, 12:03 AM	#11
numinertyuesk Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 371 Senior Member	I do not like going to the grocery store, for several reasons, one of those reasons has to do with children who seem not to be under anyones care or attention... you could offer those children to her to suppliment the cost of that diet, tell her there are free children at the grocery stores in Houston... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-26-2010, 12:17 AM	#12
shashaffff Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 457 Senior Member	Is that the other white meat? Oh Jeo... that's just bad!!! Funny!! but badddd!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-26-2010, 12:27 AM	#13
Nothatspecial Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 574 Senior Member	Oh Jeo... that's just bad!!! Funny!! but badddd!!!! I thought it was funny. I have several childern that keep riding the stupid bikes in my front lawn and destorying it, if she want them. It bad enough that I have no grass in my backyard from the dogs; I would like my front yard to look somewhat nice. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-26-2010, 03:07 AM	#14
DaleJrGirl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	I do not like going to the grocery store, for several reasons, one of those reasons has to do with children who seem not to be under anyones care or attention... you could offer those children to her to suppliment the cost of that diet, tell her there are free children at the grocery stores in Houston... There are free unattended children all over the country, we should just start feeding them to our dogs. Raw's supposed to be the best diet right? It would be the equivalent of feeding them veal. Then we can all afford nice things for us and our dogs. These days, there should be leash laws for children too. Then again, those probably wouldn't be followed or strictly enforced either. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-26-2010, 03:13 AM	#15
levitratestimon Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	EatBabies.com Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Nothatspecial Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 574 Senior Member	Purple! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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DaleJrGirl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	Oooo, they have eat babies dog shirts! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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