[TeLMgNva]

Not much intelligible, since I'm using facts...

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On the subject, there was a man walking down the road with his pants sagging off, and a blue ambully running loose. Well, while he was walking by us the dog started acting up and nipping at him, he ignored it being all cool... And it went right under him, grabbed the crotch of his pants and easily pulled them off Pants like that on anyone annoys me, especially when they're SKINNY JEANS.

I was at the store one day and this old black lady pulled up to the front door and let her grandson out to go in and get something. When he got out, his pants fell down and he trip and fell. I swear I think that old lady was going to kill over. She got out the car and laughed so hard she could barely breath! She told him to get up and if he kept those pants where they belonged, he wouldn't have so much trouble walking!

My other favorite one was a this really large lady told her son if he didn't pull up his pants she was taking him to school the next day with some baggy pants and her underwear showing. He pulled them up.