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Renowned Scottish poet Jim Hogg has written a poem about an Australian scientist
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ode-t...oet-allegedly/


Ode Tae Colin Leslie Dean, Australia's Leading Erotic Poet Allegedly


Weel, colin man, ye’ve done us proud
Ye’ve plestered a’ the wa’s an’ a’
Ye’ve sprung fae in a b’low yer shroud
An’ flashed us wi yer whang an’ a’
An’ mushrooms rare ye didnae spare
Until oor very een were sare
Wi kittlin’ skits this day

But feminists aroon the globe
Are writhing wi their wrath an’ a
An’ probably there’ll be a probe
Wi’ bile an’ much anathema
Yer rhymes are ripe fer getting sockt
Yer tool’s in line fer getting’ dockt
In whittlin’ fits this day

An’ aye it seems there come the day
Whun structured rhymers, scribes an’ a’
Must realise it’s time tae slay
Some ither fiends some ither whar
Ye’ve fed us foo on Aussie prose
Wi chittlin whits ye passed as brose
Never-endin’ly this lang day
jim hogg

[Assungusa]

Lol. As a born Scotsman I'm fiercely proud of all "Wee, cowerin' tim'rous beesties", but even so I find this clever and funny.

[ArrereGarhync]

Seriously?

CLD has spammed the internet with swear words and has been called a "scientist"?

He is just a potty mouthed child, how does he get any attention other than in the spam forums?

[MipRippoomamn]

Yeah, but the quoted poem is pretty good.

Is Jim Hogg a real person, or a pseudonym of CLD? Either way, I still like the poem; though it could be more _erotic_ IMO

[Vokbeelllicky]

Translation...(?) please.... just 'cause we use the same symbols does not mean we speak the same language, as some drunk arse down the pub said.... "what the......"

[PypeDeft]

Translation:

You've done well, Colin.

You've shown us what lies behind the cloak of madness.

You've shown us your penis

And what thought processes results from taking psychedelic mushrooms

Etc... It's basically prosaically taking the piss out of Australia's "Leading Erotic Poet, Colin Leslie Dean".

[Garry Richardson]

I'll try for a slightly more literal translation:

Well, Colin, you have done us proud (in context, sarcastic)
You've plastered all there was and all ( you've posted all kinds of nonsense)
You've sprung (forth from your mask of sanity)and shown us your penis
Your psychedelic ravings have
Near driven the rest of us to insanity

But feminists around the globe
Are quite angry at you
There may be an inquiry
In to your hateful misogynistic prose
Because your rhymes are ripe
For earning you a punch in the face

Your day will come
The day when you must answer for your crimes
We've had enough of you
You stupid Australian
Enough of your ceaseless crap!

[Vkowefek]

It's very clever. Don't you agree, gzasky?

[Raj_Copi_Jin]

I like your translation, esselte.

Nice work!

[KuevDulin]

It's very clever. Don't you agree, gzasky? yes i like it a very good poem- it sure sharfts it to colin leslie dean

[Marc Spilkintin]

Much more literally, so folks can read for themselves:

"Weel" = Well

"Ye've" = you have

"plestered" = "plastered" as in posted stuff to the internet in a way akin to plastering a wall

"a'" = all

"wa's" = walls, see above

"fae" = from

"b'low" = below

"yer" = your

"An'" = and

This is taking too long and I'm starting to get bored... Maybe someone else could take up the translation here... Or maybe I will get back to it later...

[dmoiknlasd]

Much more literally, so folks can read for themselves: i have gone to Jim Hoggs poetry page he is a good poet
so where can i read colin leslie dean poetry so i can compare them

[OnerePeepsy]

i have gone to Jim Hoggs poetry page he is a good poet
so where can i read colin leslie dean poetry so i can compare them

On the back of the door at most public toilets.

[bestgenpower]

On the back of the door at most public toilets. so why dont you like his poetry?

[Z2sc8gEz]

so why dont you like his poetry?

See: Jim Hogg.

[DoroKickcrofe]

oor-oureen-usually 'even'-not sure heresare-soreKittlin-a kitten

skits-a contemptuous designation for a female.

whittlin-thinking

whittlin fits-excited/angry thoughts

chittlin whits-pretty sure means-childish thoughts

brose-Atholl Brose-a scottish brew



left the obvious stuff out, how'd I go esselte?

[Qesomud]

i have gone to Jim Hoggs poetry page he is a good poet
so where can i read colin leslie dean poetry so i can compare them

More importantly, who is John Galt?

[Discus]

More importantly, who is John Galt? John Galt is a fictional character in Ayn Rand's novel Atlas Shrugged (1957). Although he is not identified by name until the last third of the novel,

[CKDIWEQ]

oor-oureen-usually 'even'-not sure heresare-soreKittlin-a kitten

skits-a contemptuous designation for a female.

whittlin-thinking

whittlin fits-excited/angry thoughts

chittlin whits-pretty sure means-childish thoughts

brose-Atholl Brose-a scottish brew



left the obvious stuff out, how'd I go esselte?

I dunno. I pretended to give up out f boredom but really gave up because I was getting out of my depth.

Don't tell anyone!


What you said sounds pretty convincing though, so I vote we go with it!

[leijggigf]

John Galt is a fictional character in Ayn Rand's novel Atlas Shrugged (1957). Although he is not identified by name until the last third of the novel,

Well, yes. But who _is_ John Galt?