[makemoneyonli]

And the title in Miami comes down to two former champions here, both former #1s, both among the elite of the WTA for years now. Whatever happened to New Balls, Please (the WTA version) anyway?

Venus, the hottest hand in the game right now. Kim, the comeback queen, out to show the US title was no fluke (and looking to put herself back inside the top 10 with a victory).

Lot of history between these two, though they have only met once (officially) since Kim's return. Current h2h is 6-5 Venus, though Kim has won the last three matches - last being at the '09 USO, the 60 06 64 match. Hardcourt record 3-3 (Venus's last win over Kim on hardcourts was in 2002). Record in finals is 2-2. Kim leads in 3 setters 3-2, Venus in 2 set matches 4-1.

[kilibry]

Kim is mean, but Venus will hit too clean.

Well, ok maybe that doesn't work for this one. How about:

On court, Kim is a holy terror, but Venus will cut down on the unforced error.

[toreesi]

Kim is mean, but Venus will hit too clean.

Well, ok maybe that doesn't work for this one. How about:

On court, Kim is a holy terror, but Venus will cut down on the unforced error.

Love your little rhymes. I'm inspired:

One Belgian waffles
Without the other on court
Venus whips, topping

[makemoneyonli]

Kim is mean, but Venus will hit too clean.

Well, ok maybe that doesn't work for this one. How about:

On court, Kim is a holy terror, but Venus will cut down on the unforced error.

Vee, if under an hour, Kim if it's about staying power.

[kilibry]

Vee, if under an hour, Kim if it's about staying power.

Love your little rhymes. I'm inspired:

One Belgian waffles
Without the other on court
Venus whips, topping

LOL. I sense a new trend!

[Penisvergroesserung]

Kim beat Juju
But played like doodoo.
Venus clocked the maid
She's gonna get paid.

Thank god its on CBS
Not this FSN BS.

[makemoneyonli]

Love your little rhymes. I'm inspired:

One Belgian waffles
Without the other on court
Venus whips, topping

Our first TAT haiku!

[Unjucky]

Love your little rhymes. I'm inspired:

One Belgian waffles
Without the other on court
Venus whips, topping

Epic.

I said Kim in 2.

[Unjucky]

I should be doing work,
but my boss is sometimes a jerk,
So surfing is what I'll do,
I say Kim in two.

[toreesi]

Love your little rhymes. I'm inspired:

One Belgian waffles
Without the other on court
Venus whips, topping

Epic.

I said Kim in 2.

Thanks. I was hungry.

[toreesi]

Kim beat Juju
But played like doodoo.
Venus clocked the maid
She's gonna get paid.

Thank god its on CBS
Not this FSN BS.

Word.

[KatoabamyHant]

Thank god its on CBS
Not this FSN BS.

Oh yeah... Mary Carillo instead of Justin Gimlestob. Sorry, I'd rather listen to Justin than 2 hours of Kim Clijsters worship (and I like Kim) and three replays of the Serena incident at the USO... I'll pass, thank you. The TV will be muted.

[famosetroie]

ROFL this thread is awesome.

I think Kim in two, 7/5 6/4

Foxy

[GalasaKoll]

Kim in three,
**** me.

[attishina]

Kim in three frustrating sets. 6-0, 0-6, 6-0

[kilibry]

Kim in three frustrating sets. 6-0, 0-6, 6-0

If it goes down like this, every one of those games will go to a deuce. Kim will have 12 DFs and 64 UEs; Venus will have 15 DFs and 92 UEs

[Amorsesombabs]

I gave Kim the edge last night, but this time I think Venus has the edge.

Strange to think that at this late stage in her career, Venus is in a position to win the last three tournaments that she has entered.

[toreesi]

Kim in three,
**** me.

Very Ricky Gervais. Love it.

[u2ZQGC6b]

Kim in 2 I voted, but don't bet you savings on it

[Smabeabumjess]

There once was a girl named Venus...
You know what, nevermind.