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**Grainiary** · 08-01-2010, 04:55 PM

As if there wasn't enough drama going into the Australian already....

Nelslus sez:

WHAT drama?!?!? We should be so LUCKY as to have DRAMA!!!!!!!! So many TAT-ites wanted a tennis world of equality. Where no one is special, everyone is just as bestest-good as everyone else, and anyone can beat anyone. WELL, ENJOY YOUR NEW ATP TENNIS WORLD, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

As opposed to the 2010 WTA Justine Tour.

With our first "Grand" Slam just around the corner- for those sensible individuals and true tennis fans amongst us, nelslus can provide an alternate schedule of Charmed, Launch My Line, Shear Genius, One Day at a Time, Gimme a Break, The Biggest Loser, Life with Lucy and Mama's Family reruns (for when one is otherwise not busy stamping ones' widdle feet.) Nelslus is also prepared to consider untried options such as Jersey Shore, Ghost Whisperer......POST your suggestions here.

'CAUSE NELSLUS HAS DECIDED NOT TO WATCH THE 2010 AUSTRALIAN OPEN THIS YEAR AT ALL!!!!! And no contests neither. 'Cause nelslus clearly is not going to get his way this year. Or for a long time. And, that is not nice.

The Tennis Ice Age Has Once Again Begun.

Sincerely Yours- The Pouty, Miffed, Sulky and Spoiled Nelslus.

P.S. You will find nelslus sitting by the "pool" crying into his WonderPets Federer Bear during the 2010 IW Tailgate. 'Cause Nelslus ain't gonna go to no dumb and stupid tennis matches no more.

**Carfanate** · 08-01-2010, 07:04 PM

Awww... nothing quite like a temper tantrum by Nelslus to make the day complete.

ATP is hardly a place of absolute equality regardless of whose favorites are at or near the top. So what if Daydenko or Solderling ca beat anyone too along with Del Potro, Murray, or Djokovic. Competitive matches are hardly boring.

Besides, we all know Federer will win more regardless of anyone hoping he follows Gulbis' 2009 career plan.

**goctorsurger** · 08-01-2010, 07:09 PM

Thanks, nelslus!

Besides, we all know Federer will win more regardless of anyone hoping he follows Gulbis' 2009 career plan.

As far as I know, Federer is not scheduled to make any stops at Stockholm this year for appointments with Swedish hookers.

**Carfanate** · 08-01-2010, 07:13 PM

As far as I know, Federer is not scheduled to make any stops at Stockholm this year for appointments with Swedish hookers.

It would be like a late Christmas present to me, though! People love celebrity implosions!

**Glanteeignile** · 08-01-2010, 07:23 PM

As far as I know, Federer is not scheduled to make any stops at Stockholm this year for appointments with Swedish hookers.

No need to go so far. I've heard that there is plenty of supply in Basel and unlike in Sweden it's not illegal.

**Peretool** · 08-01-2010, 07:28 PM

No need to go so far. I've heard that there is plenty of supply in Basel and unlike in Sweden it's not illegal.

And they do it in such an precise, orderly Swiss fashion with each girl standing in her own parking spot in an empty lot. Not that I would know from experience.

**koebforfrn** · 08-01-2010, 09:26 PM

Nelslus sez:

WHAT drama?!?!? We should be so LUCKY as to have DRAMA!!!!!!!! So many TAT-ites wanted a tennis world of equality. Where no one is special, everyone is just as bestest-good as everyone else, and anyone can beat anyone. WELL, ENJOY YOUR NEW ATP TENNIS WORLD, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

As opposed to the 2010 WTA Justine Tour.

With our first "Grand" Slam just around the corner- for those sensible individuals and true tennis fans amongst us, nelslus can provide an alternate schedule of Charmed, Launch My Line, Shear Genius, One Day at a Time, Gimme a Break, The Biggest Loser, Life with Lucy and Mama's Family reruns (for when one is otherwise not busy stamping ones' widdle feet.) Nelslus is also prepared to consider untried options such as Jersey Shore, Ghost Whisperer......POST your suggestions here.

'CAUSE NELSLUS HAS DECIDED NOT TO WATCH THE 2010 AUSTRALIAN OPEN THIS YEAR AT ALL!!!!! And no contests neither. 'Cause nelslus clearly is not going to get his way this year. Or for a long time. And, that is not nice.

The Tennis Ice Age Has Once Again Begun.

Sincerely Yours- The Pouty, Miffed, Sulky and Spoiled Nelslus.

P.S. You will find nelslus sitting by the "pool" crying into his WonderPets Federer Bear during the 2010 IW Tailgate. 'Cause Nelslus ain't gonna go to no dumb and stupid tennis matches no more.

Crap. When Venus plays nelslus will not be able to resist watching her and thus....jinxing her right out of the tourney........

And BTW nelslus...is shear genius coming back?

**Anfester** · 08-01-2010, 09:29 PM

Nelslus sez:

WHAT drama?!?!? We should be so LUCKY as to have DRAMA!!!!!!!! So many TAT-ites wanted a tennis world of equality. Where no one is special, everyone is just as bestest-good as everyone else, and anyone can beat anyone. WELL, ENJOY YOUR NEW ATP TENNIS WORLD, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

I AM enjoying it!

As opposed to the 2010 WTA Justine Tour.

With your permission, I will repost this in the "Kim/Serena WHO YA GOT" thread before the final of the Aussie.

**Grainiary** · 08-02-2010, 12:27 AM

Crap. When Venus plays nelslus will not be able to resist watching her and thus....jinxing her right out of the tourney........ And BTW nelslus...is shear genius coming back?

The good news is: Shear Genius shall be returning.

The bad news: Without Jaclyn Smith.

Granted, after looking incredible the first season, the "Pretty" Angel committed fatal hubris, tryin' to up the odds with a little Botox here, a chemical peel there.....and looked like a freak the second season.

STILL- it's Jaclyn Flippin' Smith, ya Bravo monsters.

**Grainiary** · 08-02-2010, 12:32 AM

Awww... nothing quite like a temper tantrum by Nelslus to make the day complete.

ATP is hardly a place of absolute equality regardless of whose favorites are at or near the top. So what if Daydenko or Solderling ca beat anyone too along with Del Potro, Murray, or Djokovic. Competitive matches are hardly boring.

Besides, we all know Federer will win more regardless of anyone hoping he follows Gulbis' 2009 career plan.

Well......I don't know, but..............maybe the problem is that.........Del Potro, Murray, Davydenko, Soderling and Djokovic SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In fact, please note that Soderling and Davydenko suck so bad that James7 didn't even bother to take the time to spell their names correctly.)

There are only two worthy champions on the ATP tour- Roger and Rafa. (AND in that order, harumph.) I'd rather see truly great players playing at their very best. As opposed to, due to aging and decreasing strength- other players winning big titles, as they.......well, you know......suck.

**payporanymn** · 08-02-2010, 01:09 AM

Well......I don't know, but..............maybe the problem is that.........Del Potro, Murray, Davydenko, Soderling and Djokovic SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well... aren't we cranky today.

**koebforfrn** · 08-02-2010, 01:10 AM

Well......I don't know, but..............maybe the problem is that.........Del Potro, Murray, Davydenko, Soderling and Djokovic SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In fact, please note that Soderling and Davydenko suck so bad that James7 didn't even bother to take the time to spell their names correctly.)

There are only two worthy champions on the ATP tour- Roger and Rafa. (AND in that order, harumph.) I'd rather see truly great players playing at their very best. As opposed to, due to aging and decreasing strength- other players winning big titles, as they.......well, you know......suck.

No picking on james7. All mistakes allowed. He has pneumonia. Be nice.

**koebforfrn** · 08-02-2010, 01:11 AM

Well... aren't we cranky today.

If you think this is cranky, wait till Venus and Federer lose on the same day in opening rounds at the Aussie Open!

**payporanymn** · 08-02-2010, 01:14 AM

If you think this is cranky, wait till Venus and Federer lose on the same day in opening rounds at the Aussie Open!

Anyways, Nelslus will probably be watching Alf re-runs.

**Grainiary** · 08-02-2010, 03:56 AM

Anyways, Nelslus will probably be watching Alf re-runs.

Fine.

RAFA SUCKS, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....Although "Alf" IS a good suggestion in this case.......

08-01-2010, 04:55 PM	#1
Grainiary Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 440 Senior Member	The 2010 Nelslus Aussie Open Viewers Guide. As if there wasn't enough drama going into the Australian already.... Nelslus sez: WHAT drama?!?!? We should be so LUCKY as to have DRAMA!!!!!!!! So many TAT-ites wanted a tennis world of equality. Where no one is special, everyone is just as bestest-good as everyone else, and anyone can beat anyone. WELL, ENJOY YOUR NEW ATP TENNIS WORLD, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! As opposed to the 2010 WTA Justine Tour. With our first "Grand" Slam just around the corner- for those sensible individuals and true tennis fans amongst us, nelslus can provide an alternate schedule of Charmed, Launch My Line, Shear Genius, One Day at a Time, Gimme a Break, The Biggest Loser, Life with Lucy and Mama's Family reruns (for when one is otherwise not busy stamping ones' widdle feet.) Nelslus is also prepared to consider untried options such as Jersey Shore, Ghost Whisperer......POST your suggestions here. 'CAUSE NELSLUS HAS DECIDED NOT TO WATCH THE 2010 AUSTRALIAN OPEN THIS YEAR AT ALL!!!!! And no contests neither. 'Cause nelslus clearly is not going to get his way this year. Or for a long time. And, that is not nice. The Tennis Ice Age Has Once Again Begun. Sincerely Yours- The Pouty, Miffed, Sulky and Spoiled Nelslus. P.S. You will find nelslus sitting by the "pool" crying into his WonderPets Federer Bear during the 2010 IW Tailgate. 'Cause Nelslus ain't gonna go to no dumb and stupid tennis matches no more. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-01-2010, 07:04 PM	#2
Carfanate Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 490 Senior Member	Awww... nothing quite like a temper tantrum by Nelslus to make the day complete. ATP is hardly a place of absolute equality regardless of whose favorites are at or near the top. So what if Daydenko or Solderling ca beat anyone too along with Del Potro, Murray, or Djokovic. Competitive matches are hardly boring. Besides, we all know Federer will win more regardless of anyone hoping he follows Gulbis' 2009 career plan. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-01-2010, 07:09 PM	#3
goctorsurger Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	Thanks, nelslus! Besides, we all know Federer will win more regardless of anyone hoping he follows Gulbis' 2009 career plan. As far as I know, Federer is not scheduled to make any stops at Stockholm this year for appointments with Swedish hookers. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-01-2010, 07:13 PM	#4
Carfanate Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 490 Senior Member	As far as I know, Federer is not scheduled to make any stops at Stockholm this year for appointments with Swedish hookers. It would be like a late Christmas present to me, though! People love celebrity implosions! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-01-2010, 07:23 PM	#5
Glanteeignile Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 565 Senior Member	As far as I know, Federer is not scheduled to make any stops at Stockholm this year for appointments with Swedish hookers. No need to go so far. I've heard that there is plenty of supply in Basel and unlike in Sweden it's not illegal. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-01-2010, 07:28 PM	#6
Peretool Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 516 Senior Member	No need to go so far. I've heard that there is plenty of supply in Basel and unlike in Sweden it's not illegal. And they do it in such an precise, orderly Swiss fashion with each girl standing in her own parking spot in an empty lot. Not that I would know from experience. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-01-2010, 09:26 PM	#7
koebforfrn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 478 Senior Member	Nelslus sez: WHAT drama?!?!? We should be so LUCKY as to have DRAMA!!!!!!!! So many TAT-ites wanted a tennis world of equality. Where no one is special, everyone is just as bestest-good as everyone else, and anyone can beat anyone. WELL, ENJOY YOUR NEW ATP TENNIS WORLD, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! As opposed to the 2010 WTA Justine Tour. With our first "Grand" Slam just around the corner- for those sensible individuals and true tennis fans amongst us, nelslus can provide an alternate schedule of Charmed, Launch My Line, Shear Genius, One Day at a Time, Gimme a Break, The Biggest Loser, Life with Lucy and Mama's Family reruns (for when one is otherwise not busy stamping ones' widdle feet.) Nelslus is also prepared to consider untried options such as Jersey Shore, Ghost Whisperer......POST your suggestions here. 'CAUSE NELSLUS HAS DECIDED NOT TO WATCH THE 2010 AUSTRALIAN OPEN THIS YEAR AT ALL!!!!! And no contests neither. 'Cause nelslus clearly is not going to get his way this year. Or for a long time. And, that is not nice. The Tennis Ice Age Has Once Again Begun. Sincerely Yours- The Pouty, Miffed, Sulky and Spoiled Nelslus. P.S. You will find nelslus sitting by the "pool" crying into his WonderPets Federer Bear during the 2010 IW Tailgate. 'Cause Nelslus ain't gonna go to no dumb and stupid tennis matches no more. Crap. When Venus plays nelslus will not be able to resist watching her and thus....jinxing her right out of the tourney........ And BTW nelslus...is shear genius coming back? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-01-2010, 09:29 PM	#8
Anfester Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 532 Senior Member	Nelslus sez: WHAT drama?!?!? We should be so LUCKY as to have DRAMA!!!!!!!! So many TAT-ites wanted a tennis world of equality. Where no one is special, everyone is just as bestest-good as everyone else, and anyone can beat anyone. WELL, ENJOY YOUR NEW ATP TENNIS WORLD, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! I AM enjoying it! As opposed to the 2010 WTA Justine Tour. With your permission, I will repost this in the "Kim/Serena WHO YA GOT" thread before the final of the Aussie. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-02-2010, 12:27 AM	#9
Grainiary Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 440 Senior Member	Crap. When Venus plays nelslus will not be able to resist watching her and thus....jinxing her right out of the tourney........ And BTW nelslus...is shear genius coming back? The good news is: Shear Genius shall be returning. The bad news: Without Jaclyn Smith. Granted, after looking incredible the first season, the "Pretty" Angel committed fatal hubris, tryin' to up the odds with a little Botox here, a chemical peel there.....and looked like a freak the second season. STILL- it's Jaclyn Flippin' Smith, ya Bravo monsters. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-02-2010, 12:32 AM	#10
Grainiary Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 440 Senior Member	Awww... nothing quite like a temper tantrum by Nelslus to make the day complete. ATP is hardly a place of absolute equality regardless of whose favorites are at or near the top. So what if Daydenko or Solderling ca beat anyone too along with Del Potro, Murray, or Djokovic. Competitive matches are hardly boring. Besides, we all know Federer will win more regardless of anyone hoping he follows Gulbis' 2009 career plan. Well......I don't know, but..............maybe the problem is that.........Del Potro, Murray, Davydenko, Soderling and Djokovic *SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* (In fact, please note that Soderling and Davydenko suck so bad that James7 didn't even bother to take the time to spell their names correctly.) There are only two worthy champions on the ATP tour- Roger and Rafa. (AND in that order, harumph.) I'd rather see truly great players playing at their very best. As opposed to, due to aging and decreasing strength- other players winning big titles, as they.......well, you know......suck. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-02-2010, 01:09 AM	#11
payporanymn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	Well......I don't know, but..............maybe the problem is that.........Del Potro, Murray, Davydenko, Soderling and Djokovic *SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* ] Well... aren't we cranky today. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-02-2010, 01:10 AM	#12
koebforfrn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 478 Senior Member	Well......I don't know, but..............maybe the problem is that.........Del Potro, Murray, Davydenko, Soderling and Djokovic *SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* (In fact, please note that Soderling and Davydenko suck so bad that James7 didn't even bother to take the time to spell their names correctly.) There are only two worthy champions on the ATP tour- Roger and Rafa. (AND in that order, harumph.) I'd rather see truly great players playing at their very best. As opposed to, due to aging and decreasing strength- other players winning big titles, as they.......well, you know......suck. No picking on james7. All mistakes allowed. He has pneumonia. Be nice. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-02-2010, 01:11 AM	#13
koebforfrn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 478 Senior Member	Well... aren't we cranky today. If you think this is cranky, wait till Venus and Federer lose on the same day in opening rounds at the Aussie Open! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-02-2010, 01:14 AM	#14
payporanymn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	If you think this is cranky, wait till Venus and Federer lose on the same day in opening rounds at the Aussie Open! Anyways, Nelslus will probably be watching Alf re-runs. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-02-2010, 03:56 AM	#15
Grainiary Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 440 Senior Member	Anyways, Nelslus will probably be watching Alf re-runs. Fine. RAFA SUCKS, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .....Although "Alf" IS a good suggestion in this case....... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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