[JakeBarkings]

[quote=craighickman;119685]LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Nicolas Keifer, Michael Russell, Fernando Gonzalez, Nicolas Massu, Feliciano Lopez, David Ferrer, Marat Safin, and Lleyton Hewitt (only to see if the rumors are true).
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Craig,

No Carlos Moya! I can let you know where most of the Spanish players stay during the US Open if you want to say hello. hehe

Ok what Hewie rumor. I hate to ask, if it's what I think it is, size wise, it isn't true ask Tati and all those strippers that he used to frequent. LOL

[BaselBimbooooo]

[quote=GVGirl;119700][quote=craighickman;119685]LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Nicolas Keifer, Michael Russell, Fernando Gonzalez, Nicolas Massu, Feliciano Lopez, David Ferrer, Marat Safin, and Lleyton Hewitt (only to see if the rumors are true).

Craig,

No Carlos Moya! I can let you know where most of the Spanish players stay during the US Open if you want to say hello. hehe

Ok what Hewie rumor. I hate to ask, if it's what I think it is, size wise, it isn't true ask Tati and all those strippers that he used to frequent. LOL I've already seen Carlos naked .

Okay, scratch Hewie then.

[tweriaroats]

Howdy all

As a newbie to the site, I've created this survey in order to get to know the tennis likes and dislikes of the other TATers. I like to know ahead of time who I will delight and who I will offend when I write scathing commentary about people's favorite players.

Please fill in the blanks with the appropriate ATP or WTA tour player in the statements below.

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about Nicole Vaidisova and her attitude!

Serena Williams has the best forehand in the biz.

Lindsay Davenport's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Venus Williams on grass sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after Ana Ivanovic

Ana Ivanovic & Novak Djokovic are the best players to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Elena Dementieva and her crazy serve!

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about Maria Sharapova, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Andy Murray is the whiniest player on either tour.

Francesca Schiavone and Jan Michael Gambill have the ugliest games in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching any men's match in a best 3 of 5 match play.

Maria Sharapova & Rafa's pre-serve rituals are irritating and distracting.

Amelie Mauresmo bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Andy Roddick, Novak Djokovic and Marat Safin! YUMMM!

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Tsvetana Pironkova naked.

I would consider going gay/straight for... well, I don't think I could bring myself to do this one! lol, if I had to pick, it would be Kournikova

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of Serena Williams, Tatiana Golovin, & Ana Ivanovic

Andy Roddick would make the best conversationalist cuz he always has the best press conferences!

Andy Murray is the player most like to end up in prison, while Wacky Patty may one day end up in an insane asylum.

[enurneAcourdy]

Cool survey, JT. You're in Seattle too, huh. Do you play a lot? I may have seen you around.

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about SERENA WILLIAMS

ROGER FEDERER has the best forehand in the biz.

DAVID NALBANDIAN's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

IVO KARLOVIC sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after GUILLERMO CANAS.

DAVID NALBANDIAN is the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is CECIL MAMIIT

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about MARIA SHARAPOVA, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

KIM CLIJSTERS is the whiniest player on either tour.

MARIA SHARAPOVA has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching NIKOLAY DAVYDENKO play.

MARY PIERCE's pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

IVAN LJUBICIC bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be SERENA WILLIAMS, JAMES BLAKE and HICHAM ARAZI.

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw MARIA SHARAPOVA naked.

I would consider going straight for SERENA.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of SERENA, VENUS and ORACENE.

MARY CARILLO would make the best conversationalist.

LLEYTON HEWITT is the player most like to end up in prison, while NADIA PETROVA may one day end up in an insane asylum.

[gennickO]

What a GREAT idea JT. Here are my answers:

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about Croatia or Serbia.

Roger Federer has the best forehand in the biz.

Ivan Ljubicic's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Ivo Karlovic sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after Ivan Ljubicic.

Novak Djokovicis the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Janko Tipsarevic

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about Maria Sharapova, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Serena Williams is the whiniest player on either tour.

Ivo Karlovic has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching Andy Roddick play.

Rafael Nadal's pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

Justine Henin bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Ana Ivanovic, Jelena Jankovic and Elena Vesnina.

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Dominik Hrbaty naked.

I would consider going gay/straight for Tommy Haas.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis players, my posse would consist of Ana Ivanovic, Mario Ancic and Olivier Rochus (so SOMEONE would be shorter than me XD).

Roger Federerwould make the best conversationalist.

Lleyton Hewitt is the player most like to end up in prison, while Marat Safin may one day end up in an insane asylum.

[MaickiP]

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about Clijsters.

Federer has the best forehand in the biz.

Mauresmo's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Serena sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after Hewitt.

Petrova is the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Likhovtseva.

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about Roddick, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Roddick is the whiniest player on either tour. (hence my last answer)

Santangelo has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching Karlovic play.

Djokovic's pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

Blake (just a little, though) bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Dementieva, Kournikova, and ...


However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Bartoli naked.

I would consider going gay for Tursunov.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of Tursunov, Clijsters, and Agassi.

Agassi would make the best conversationalist.

Kiefer is the player most like to end up in prison, while Safin may one day end up in an insane asylum.

[MaickiP]

KIM CLIJSTERS is the whiniest player on either tour.

I will cut you!

[verybigf]

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about Venus Williams and Roger Federer.

Roger Federer has the best forehand in the biz.

Roger Federer's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Serena Williams sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after NO ONE cuz I don't play

David Nalbandian is the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Maria Kirelenko (if you can call her that) and Younes El Aynaoui


DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about Justine and HFPY make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Andy Murray is the whiniest player on either tour.

Andy Roddick has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching Maria Sharapova beat up on some obscure player.

Rafael Nadal's pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

Jelena Jankovic on court antics and padded bra bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Juan Carlos Ferrero cuz he's HOTTTT, Carlos Moya, Felicano Lopez and Fernando Gonzalez (Shaved of course).

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Andy Murray naked.

I would consider going gay/straight for Venus Williams, Maria Kirilenko, Elena Dementieva and Maria Sharpova's body only (now that she has on some weight) LOVE Legs.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of Dmitry Tursunov, Venus Williams, and Marat Safin.

Dmitry Tursunov and Venus Willimas would make the best conversationalists.

Jennifer Capriati (oops been there) is the player most like to end up in prison, while Whacky Patty walking the white mile may one day end up in an insane asylum.

Foxy

[fuesquemill]

[quote=GVGirl;119700]

LUSTS

I can let you know where most of the Spanish players stay during the US Open if you want to say hello. hehe

I WANNA KNOW! I may change my hotel reservation for the USO.

And I am LOVING the TAT mad-libs. Such great responses!

S

[MaickiP]

I model my own tennis game after Yuri Sharapov.

I'm very pleased to see so many people vote for Petrova as the best player to not win a slam.