[ptmQqoxw]

Somehow I think these guys had a death wish.

"While operating west of the Seychelles in international waters, Nicholas reported taking fire at 12:27 am local time from a suspected pirate skiff and returned fire before commencing pursuit of the vessel until the disabled skiff stopped," the statement said.
"At 1:59 am personnel from Nicholas boarded the disabled skiff and detained three personnel. US navy nabs pirate suspects near Seychelles - Yahoo! News

[Siliespiriulk]

That's a special kind of stupid right there.

[mobiphones]

Not too damned clever.

[Ocqljudq]

The idiots really thought they could mess with the big boys????

[Jeffery]

They are clearly contestants for a Darwin Award.

[Alkanyadela]

While operating west of the Seychelles in international waters, Nicholas reported taking fire at 12:27 am local time 12:27 AM, huh. I'm thinking it was too dark for them to realize they were attacking a warship.

I bet they shit their pants when there was return fire.

Suprise!

[bugagasikaga]

Acute victim selection failure.

[yovbQVpD]

It's intersting, though, if they really thought that they could take on a US-Flag warship. I mean, yeah, it happens in video games and bad movies all the time, so if they were particularly gullible.

Glad none of our boys was hurt.

[ELURNSERB]

12:27 AM, huh. I'm thinking it was too dark for them to realize they were attacking a warship.

I bet they shit their pants when there was return fire.

Suprise!

I think this was, almost certainly, the case.

[gusunsuth]

I wish someone would have taken pics of the guys faces when they realised how fucking stupid they were.

[entaifsfets]

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Some bonus details....

"The Nicholas returned fire, disabling the skiff and capturing three pirates. The frigate's skipper, Commander Mark Hesselring of Washington, D.C., then went after the skiff's mother ship and captured two more pirates, the report said.

There were no injuries to the Nicholas' crew, and the initial Navy reports were unclear on whether any of the pirates was injured."


U.S. Navy captures 5 Somali pirates; siezes pirate mother ship off Kenya, Somali coasts



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[ViaxobbimeVar]

Come on, they just wanted to be on Dances With the Stars.

[Gscvbhhv]

Come on, they just wanted to be on Dances With the Stars.

Instead they danced with the Stars and stripes!! YEEHAW!! US and A! US and A! US and A!

[RonPeeredob]

Come on, they just wanted to be on Dances With the Stars.

They'll be dancing with Davy Jones.

This is SOO like the Doonesbury where Uncle Duke is trying to pick up a shipment of drugs at sea and rows up to a Coast Guard cutter

[verizon]

"At 1:59 am personnel from Nicholas boarded the disabled skiff and detained three personnel. They should have sunk the thing and not even slowed down to look...

Now these Darwin Award nominees are enjoying 'three hots and a cot' care of the US tax payer.

What is the only thing that stops pirates?

Dead pirates...

[Pvfcadbh]

Do you think perhaps they didn't realize it was a warship they were attacking? It's the only reason I can think of that they did something this foolish.

[adesseridopaw]

Do you think perhaps they didn't realize it was a warship they were attacking? It's the only reason I can think of that they did something this foolish.

Well, it was at night. It was dark. I'm sure they wouldn't have done something that stupid if they would have been aware of what exactly they are attacking.

[Wetekemieluth]

They should have sunk the thing and not even slowed down to look...

Now these Darwin Award nominees are enjoying 'three hots and a cot' care of the US tax payer.

What is the only thing that stops pirates?

Dead pirates...

Or we could just sink every boat. No boats = no pirates.

[bestgenpower]

But after they were captured, I hear they all shouted "April Fools!" and had a good laugh with the US Sailors, and a lunch buffet.

[puzobok]

But after they were captured, I hear they all shouted "April Fools!" and had a good laugh with the US Sailors, and a lunch buffet.

^^^ Win