[Bonioners]

To all you parents out there: For Christmas, don't buy your kid a fingerprinting kit. That's so yesterday. Get him a Junior Waterboarding Kit! In stores now!

Citizens who are suspected of joining Al Qaeda are opening themselves up “to imprisonment and death... And when they say, ‘I want my lawyer,’ you tell them: ‘Shut up. You don’t get a lawyer. You are an enemy combatant, and we are going to talk to you about why you joined Al Qaeda.’

-Sen Graham (R)

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/02/us...n-us.html?_r=2
http://canigetawordin.com/2011/12/07...n-graham-r-sc/

[ReggieRed]

To all you parents out there: For Christmas, don't buy your kid a fingerprinting kit. That's so yesterday. Get him a Junior Waterboarding Kit! In stores now!

Citizens who are suspected of joining Al Qaeda are opening themselves up “to imprisonment and death... And when they say, ‘I want my lawyer,’ you tell them: ‘Shut up. You don’t get a lawyer. You are an enemy combatant, and we are going to talk to you about why you joined Al Qaeda.’

-Sen Graham (R)

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/02/us...n-us.html?_r=2
http://canigetawordin.com/2011/12/07...n-graham-r-sc/

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[diegogo]

According to Sen. John McCain "it also applies to those whom are a threat to the Security of the United States of America." Well then, the Biggest Security to the U. S. of A. is the U. S. Constitution and Bill of Rights. I guess that makes all our Congressman and Senators a threat and a Domestic Enemy of the U. S. Constitution. The Bill of Rights is not our Source for Rights, but, a Limitation against Government. Anytime a Law Enforcement Officer or Politician oversteps their boundaries, we need to remind them that, "Article 1031 of the 2012 N.D.A.A. also can apply to them as well. Semper Fidelis.

[sueplydup]

With every purchase you can claim your free trip to Gitmo and a complementary meal of a cock-meat sandwich.

My favorite quote from the whole movie:

Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: DUH!
Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: No sir.
George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah.
George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.

[Siffidiolla]

My favorite quote from the whole movie:

Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: DUH!
Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: No sir.
George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah.
George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.

What scares me is I sometimes wonder if that may be the most accurate GWB portrayal ever featured in any Hollywood produced media. That GWB is strangely endearing!

[soSldI4i]

Strangely, I would prefer that GWB over the one we actually got. Or Obama for that matter.