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Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with.

The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attempts on the Chinese with the following results:


One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic bridge;


One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for twohours;


One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb remote control was stolen;


One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an EastTurkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;


One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center,
but even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the bombing.
He was considered by the organization to have claimed a false victory and was executed.(this is the most pathetic!);


One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him;


One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma.
Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);


Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island, but she was cheated into prostitution!


Finally, bin Laden had to say: Remember!! China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!


Hahhah. . . . .this is hilarious!