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Old 01-07-2010, 01:47 AM   #1
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It is obvious to me that we need to wage an immediate preemptive war before the computing gap gets any larger. We will fight them there so we don't have to fight them here.
That would be great except every Lenovo computer has a secret program in it which will not allow it to used in a war with China or any of it's allies. Also, the program infects other computers it has exchanged e-mail or Facebook friends with and renders them harmless as well.

Of course that only leaves Apple to save the USA.
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:55 PM   #2
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Of course that only leaves Apple to save the USA.
Until the non replaceable batteries run down and the war ends suddenly.
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Old 02-06-2010, 04:53 PM   #3
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Have you ever seen anyone really proficient with an abacus? The speed really is amazing, and there's no blue screen of death.
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Old 02-06-2010, 05:22 PM   #4
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Have you ever seen anyone really proficient with an abacus? The speed really is amazing, and there's no blue screen of death.
New product line for apple: the I-bacus
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Old 02-06-2010, 05:35 PM   #5
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New product line for apple: the I-bacus
Isn't an iBacchus what takes place every time Apple releases a new product?
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Old 02-06-2010, 05:53 PM   #6
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The United States of Supercomputing.

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Old 05-31-2010, 11:21 PM   #7
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Default Chinese Edge Toward Supercomputing Record
Chinese Edge Toward Supercomputing Record
By JOHN MARKOFF
Published: May 30, 2010
Editors' Note Appended

SAN FRANCISCO — A Chinese supercomputer has ranked as the world’s second fastest machine, surpassing European and Japanese systems and underscoring China’s aggressive commitment to science and technology.

...“I wouldn’t be surprised if by the end of this year they surpass the scientific computing power of the EU countries combined and have a computer system with an achieved performance to reach the number one position on the Top 500,” said Jack Dongarra, a computer scientist at the University of Tennessee and one of the researchers who has organized the Top 500 ranking....
Chinese Edge Toward Supercomputing Record - NYTimes.com
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:11 AM   #8
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Chinese Edge Toward Supercomputing Record
By JOHN MARKOFF
Published: May 30, 2010
Editors' Note Appended

SAN FRANCISCO — A Chinese supercomputer has ranked as the world’s second fastest machine, surpassing European and Japanese systems and underscoring China’s aggressive commitment to science and technology.

...“I wouldn’t be surprised if by the end of this year they surpass the scientific computing power of the EU countries combined and have a computer system with an achieved performance to reach the number one position on the Top 500,” said Jack Dongarra, a computer scientist at the University of Tennessee and one of the researchers who has organized the Top 500 ranking....
Chinese Edge Toward Supercomputing Record - NYTimes.com It is obvious to me that we need to wage an immediate preemptive war before the computing gap gets any larger. We will fight them there so we don't have to fight them here.
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