[JeremyBalll]

Every year we lose an area of Plastic Rain Forest the size of West Virginia to organic farms and natural re-forestation projects. The Plastic Rain Forests of Brazil, Indonesian, and New Jersey account for 87% of all the plastic in the world. Without these resources plastic animals will have no place to live and breed. The endangered plastic lions, tigers, and My Little Ponys will become extinct.

Right now large unregulated re-forestering companies are digging up plastic palm trees and replacing them with natural palm trees. What happens to these trees? Eventually they will become plastic bags you use at your supermarket. The natural trees will undoubtedly lead to a return of natural bird life which will lead to bird droppings. These droppings will lead to disease for the people living near this area. The health costs of the Native people of the Plastic Rain Forest will rise and so will their healthcare insurance. Which will lead to calls for a Nation Health Insurer and possibly with a single payer system. Socialism will get a foothold and spread faster than you can say Che Guevara.


A plastic giraffe has eaten natural leaf and died.


Plastic animal life cannot survive in the natural mulch left where a beautiful plastic rain forest once stood.
What happens to the Plastic Rain Forest effects everyone. What can you do?

Never use plastic bags at your supermarket, but don’t use paper either. Use metal!

Boycott “Tupperware”.

Never eat or drink anything from a plastic container.

While this requires sacrifice you will have the satisfaction of securing a homes for thousands of plastic plant and animal species.

[lrtoinbert]

Um, okayyyyyy...

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