[numinertyuesk]

Today's episode was called "Fine Print" and had a story about confessions extracted from protesters in Iran:
This American Life

While people have confessed to acting under the influence of the BBC, George Soros, Pricenton University, UCLA, etc. However, I am not denying that I may have or may not have directly and/or indirectly questioned the intentions of the supreme leader. I may or may not have sent aid to Iran under the orders of the Head of the CIA. George Soros is my best friend and we have conspired to tell the Iranian people about Disneyland (which is the headquarters for all anti-government activity in Iran and the US). Israel is also involved with secret El Al fly overs which broadcast Disneyland/anti-government programing which are received in people's fillings and then go straight to the brain.

Anyway, Iran, everyone that you are holding is innocent. Me and George are the ones you want.