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**Blelidupgerie** · 01-22-2009, 08:24 AM

Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle Really.

President and poodle are apparently recovering at home.

**BoattyGonm** · 01-23-2009, 12:41 AM

I'd say this was a headline from The Onion, but they don't write them this ridiculous.

**bMc8F9ZI** · 01-23-2009, 12:46 AM

I thought the French eat Malteese poodles.

----Towelie has spoken.

**simmons latex mattress** · 01-23-2009, 01:41 AM

At least Bush's dog had the sense to bite a reporter!

**Blelidupgerie** · 01-23-2009, 05:15 PM

I really hoped this would be the second breakout thread on PS.

**Dreqsqse** · 01-23-2009, 05:36 PM

Oh, the "poodle" was actually a dog. I figured it was just a derogatory name, like calling those from Belgium "the Phlemgs".*

* Name that reference.

**Nubtoubrem** · 01-23-2009, 06:43 PM

Even their dogs are brooding.

**Blelidupgerie** · 01-23-2009, 06:53 PM

* Name that reference.

Let's not call them anything at all.

**Dreqsqse** · 01-23-2009, 07:10 PM

Let's not call them anything at all.

Yeah I figured you would get it.

**Blelidupgerie** · 01-23-2009, 09:09 PM

Be honest. Who laughed when you read the story?

I've never seen anything that so completely confirms so many prejudices, about French politicians, about France, about poodles. It really is the perfect storm of a headline.

01-22-2009, 08:24 AM	#1
Blelidupgerie Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 419 Senior Member	Clinically depressed poodle mauls former French president Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle Really. President and poodle are apparently recovering at home. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-23-2009, 12:41 AM	#2
BoattyGonm Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 434 Senior Member	I'd say this was a headline from The Onion, but they don't write them this ridiculous. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-23-2009, 12:46 AM	#3
bMc8F9ZI Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 512 Senior Member	I thought the French eat Malteese poodles. ----Towelie has spoken. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-23-2009, 01:41 AM	#4
simmons latex mattress Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 421 Senior Member	At least Bush's dog had the sense to bite a reporter! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-23-2009, 05:15 PM	#5
Blelidupgerie Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 419 Senior Member	I really hoped this would be the second breakout thread on PS. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-23-2009, 05:36 PM	#6
Dreqsqse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	Oh, the "poodle" was actually a dog. I figured it was just a derogatory name, like calling those from Belgium "the Phlemgs".* * Name that reference. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-23-2009, 06:43 PM	#7
Nubtoubrem Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 424 Senior Member	Even their dogs are brooding. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-23-2009, 06:53 PM	#8
Blelidupgerie Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 419 Senior Member	* Name that reference. Let's not call them anything at all. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-23-2009, 07:10 PM	#9
Dreqsqse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	Let's not call them anything at all. Yeah I figured you would get it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-23-2009, 09:09 PM	#10
Blelidupgerie Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 419 Senior Member	Be honest. Who laughed when you read the story? I've never seen anything that so completely confirms so many prejudices, about French politicians, about France, about poodles. It really is the perfect storm of a headline. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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