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Football is a game where men put on pads and helmets and crash into one another. It's not a game where they put on shorts and tank tops and kick a ball around and bounce it off their heads. That's soccer, and it's a kid's game. The world champions of football are the New York Giants, not whoever won the last World Cup BS. That pisses European weenies off that we call our football champs world champs when the game is only played in the USA. They should just shut the fuck up and admit that they don't play American football against us because they would get their fucking asses kicked. Can you imagine the Paris Pussies trying to beat the Green Bay Packers. Hahahahahahaha!

It's obvious there's not enough contact in soccer. The European fans are always getting all pissed off over the games and beating the shit out of each other. The damn contact is supposed to be on the field with the players, not in the stands with the fans. European soccer is a BUTT SLAM sport that French faggots watch while sipping their Dom Pérignon before they homo hump each other's buttholes.

I know, they probably named their lame sport football before we used the name. So fuwkin' what? They should just admit that our sport is better and yield to us the naming rights. It's not like the name "soccer" disparages the sport. I think the World Cup trophy should be inscribed as follows:

World Soccer Champions (but you're still dickwads compared to the [name of whatever team is currently Super Bowl Champions])

[monologue]

Well, we do play rugby.

Which is the same thing as your 'football', but without all the pussy ass body armour, to stop you from getting a nosebleed.

[wmhardware]

Football? Hell before cowboys started wimping out and wearing helmets and flack jackets Rodeo was America's sport. Hell a cowboy taking a "wrap" with the tail of the bullrope and being drug around the arena while the clowns are trying to save his ass, now that is entertainment.

[HsSp82U8]

Well, we do play rugby.

Which is the same thing as your 'football', but without all the pussy ass body armour, to stop you from getting a nosebleed.

Believe me, the helmets and pads in no way guarantee no nosebleeds or other injuries. If you follow football at all, you know that injuries are a part of the game. They happen a lot. The hitting is hard. I do agree that rugby is also a kick-ass sport. I can also guarantee you that if some outstanding Aussie rugby player put on pads and played American football, he wouldn't claim it's a sissy sport. He would say it's different, but definitely not wimpy.

Football? Hell before cowboys started wimping out and wearing helmets and flack jackets Rodeo was America's sport. Hell a cowboy taking a "wrap" with the tail of the bullrope and being drug around the arena while the clowns are trying to save his ass, now that is entertainment.

I agree that Rodeo is cool. How would you feel if the Europeans were calling their soccer "rodeo"? As for the pads, being wimpy, see above.

[Matajic]

Believe me, the helmets and pads in no way guarantee no nosebleeds or other injuries. If you follow football at all, you know that injuries are a part of the game. They happen a lot. The hitting is hard. I do agree that rugby is also a kick-ass sport. I can also guarantee you that if some outstanding Aussie rugby player put on pads and played American football, he wouldn't claim it's a sissy sport. He would say it's different, but definitely not wimpy.

I'm sure they get hurt. I know nothing of sport. But I doubt if they play on with broken limbs, and spit teeth out as a matter of course, as rugby professionals do. And you've a lot more leeway for injury, if you're packing more armour than an M1.

[Siffidiolla]

I have read in the past that some think the pads give the players a false sense of security, and thus they take chances they normally would not resulting in greater injury.

[ViktorialHDY]

I have read in the past that some think the pads give the players a false sense of security, and thus they take chances they normally would not resulting in greater injury.

Sure. Right alongside a greater chance of withstanding them.

[antiggill]

As much as i really don't love either sport, soccer is the tougher more superior sport. Both are kind of boring unless you're actually there.

[Rapiddude]

As much as i really don't love either sport, soccer is the tougher more superior sport. Both are kind of boring unless you're actually there.

Man, you couldn't drag me to a game. I'd be comatose within moments.

[Wahwlsnt]

Man, you couldn't drag me to a game. I'd be comatose within moments.

But there's beer and everything is so green and well lit.

[TolleyBoymn]

But there's beer and everything is so green and well lit.

I don't drink.

I guess I could scope the cheerleaders.

[igs00r]

I don't drink.

I guess I could scope the cheerleaders.

But so green and well lit!

[Zebrabitch]

But so green and well lit!

Okay, dude. I guess I could scope the green and well-lit cheerleaders.

[aliceingoogs]

People should just start calling American football and basketball as niggerball, because they make up most of the players.

[xanaxnewtrader]

I'm sure they get hurt. I know nothing of sport. But I doubt if they play on with broken limbs, and spit teeth out as a matter of course, as rugby professionals do. And you've a lot more leeway for injury, if you're packing more armour than an M1.

Oh, yes they do. There have been numerous cases of NFL players playing on broken limbs. They'll play on a broken bone unless the injury makes it impossible for them to play. The most bizarre example I know if is San Francisco 49ers safety Ronnie Lott. He broke a finger in a game and he had his medic cut it off and tape it up and he finished the game with a bandaged hand and a missing finger. I guess technically he was playing without a broken bone since they cut the broken bone off, but, shit, that showed some grit. Emmit Smith of the Dallas Cowboys played one of the NFC Championship games in searing pain with a separated shoulder. Terry Bradshaw of the Pittsburgh Steeler played a game with a broken bone in his foot. Tony Romo of the Cowboys played 4 games last season with broken ribs and a punctured lung. However, an older Cowboys QB can top even that. Don Meredith came out of the hospital to play a game with a broken rib, a punctured lung, and pneumonia, and this was before the flap jacket was invented. He got his nose broken in the game, but played the game through to the end.

Yeah, there are some pads in American football and they probably help some. But there ain't no F'n way those guys are weenies. It's a rough, rough sport.

Here are some more examples if you're interested:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/8...in-nfl-history

[Kayakeenemeds]

OLDER THAN FOOTBALL...


AN ENGLISH INVENTION, TOO...

HASTINGS?


KICKING HEADS.....

[derty]

As much as i really don't love either sport, soccer is the tougher more superior sport. Both are kind of boring unless you're actually there.

Gotdamn you is a pussy.

[sFs4aOok]

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But there's beer and everything is so green and well lit.

$20 for 8 fl ounces. Sorry. Think around 220 something ml. I'm not converting the currency, though. Think...too damn much.

[Asianunta]

Oh, yes they do. There have been numerous cases of NFL players playing on broken limbs. They'll play on a broken bone unless the injury makes it impossible for them to play. The most bizarre example I know if is San Francisco 49ers safety Ronnie Lott. He broke a finger in a game and he had his medic cut it off and tape it up and he finished the game with a bandaged hand and a missing finger. I guess technically he was playing without a broken bone since they cut the broken bone off, but, shit, that showed some grit. Emmit Smith of the Dallas Cowboys played one of the NFC Championship games in searing pain with a separated shoulder. Terry Bradshaw of the Pittsburgh Steeler played a game with a broken bone in his foot. Tony Romo of the Cowboys played 4 games last season with broken ribs and a punctured lung. However, an older Cowboys QB can top even that. Don Meredith came out of the hospital to play a game with a broken rib, a punctured lung, and pneumonia, and this was before the flap jacket was invented. He got his nose broken in the game, but played the game through to the end.

Yeah, there are some pads in American football and they probably help some. But there ain't no F'n way those guys are weenies. It's a rough, rough sport.

Here are some more examples if you're interested:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/8...in-nfl-history

Alright, dude. You convinced me.

[movlabk]

I'm sure they get hurt. I know nothing of sport. But I doubt if they play on with broken limbs, and spit teeth out as a matter of course, as rugby professionals do. And you've a lot more leeway for injury, if you're packing more armour than an M1.

Actually they often do play with broken limbs and spit teeth out.