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Old 05-23-2012, 12:34 AM   #1
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Default DLP reporters?
Step 1: A DLP 'reporter' calls some school/office/department/etc asking if they have any 'comments' about an article printed about them.
Step 2: DLP 'reporter' trolls softly
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1533728.html
"My larger concern is, if this excerpt is indicative of her teaching style and classroom management skills -- her students may not be learning much of anything," Clark writes. "This is very embarrassing for North Rowan High School and Rowan-Salisbury Schools."

*ringing telephone*

Voice: Hello, this is North Rowan High School administration office. How may I direct your call?
DLP : Yes, I'm wondering if someone is available to give comment about the HuffPo article about your school?
Voice: Please hold.
*Muffled voices in the background*
Voice2: Yes, this is VP douchenozzle......
DLP: Yes sir, we have a political blog, and were wondering if you had time to make a comment, or answer a couple questions about the Huffpo article?
Voice2 (cautious now): Errr...um......well......I mean what questions?
DLP: Was that teacher a nigger? Because that was pretty stupid of her.


And..........lulz shall be delivered.

We can ask the hard hitting questions here........like "BTW, are you a nigger?"

Or even the tough question of "Srsly, are you guys fucking stupid there or what?"



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Old 05-23-2012, 12:37 AM   #2
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Great idea Postman!
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Old 05-23-2012, 12:39 AM   #3
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Great idea Postman!
We'd best get this approved with hoffameister first.........since he's the one that might get sued.
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Old 05-23-2012, 12:45 AM   #4
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For what its worth I was rolling up to a stoplight earlier and I could see I was going to stop beside a car with Obama sticker that had its window down. When I got beside it I rolled my window down and said "Obama"??....the person on the passenger side gave me a thumbs up and I said "you fucking idiot"....lol...I saw that hope and change on that sticker and it was more than I could resist. I know it was not nice and I feel bad but fuck. That bastard has ruined what was once a great country and it's the dumbfucks that voted for him that are to blame for it...
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Old 05-23-2012, 12:53 AM   #5
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For what its worth I was rolling up to a stoplight earlier and I could see I was going to stop beside a car with Obama sticker that had its window down. When I got beside it I rolled my window down and said "Obama"??....the person on the passenger side gave me a thumbs up and I said "you fucking idiot"....lol...I saw that hope and change on that sticker and it was more than I could resist. I know it was not nice and I feel bad but fuck. That bastard has ruined what was once a great country and it's the dumbfucks that voted for him that are to blame for it...
While Obama has been a lousy president, there were several lousy ones before him, too. The decline didn't start with him.
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Old 05-23-2012, 12:59 AM   #6
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While Obama has been a lousy president, there were several lousy ones before him, too. The decline didn't start with him.
But it sure did accelerate in a fashion never seen before under him didnt it?
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Old 05-23-2012, 01:08 AM   #7
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http://news.yahoo.com/black-pastors-...201708256.html

The Coalition of African American Pastors announced Tuesday that it does not agree with the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People’s decision to endorse the legalization of same-sex marriage. CoAAP: "Hello, how may I direct your call?"
DLP: lulz....niggers


I see great potential here.

A quick 3 minute Qn'A session.......then the 'bombshell' question.
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Old 05-23-2012, 01:14 AM   #8
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But it sure did accelerate in a fashion never seen before under him didnt it?
I don't know about that. We haven't had a decent president in decades. In November we'll elect another incompetent jackass. Welcome to the status quo.
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Old 05-23-2012, 01:14 AM   #9
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Old 05-23-2012, 01:15 AM   #10
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Anyone notice that obama is looking really old these days.........

Last 3 years have hurt him.
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Old 05-23-2012, 01:43 AM   #11
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Anyone notice that obama is looking really old these days.........

Last 3 years have hurt him.
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Old 05-23-2012, 03:57 AM   #12
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We'd best get this approved with hoffameister first.........since he's the one that might get sued.
Are we all supposed to refer to him as Hoffmeister these days? Or Hoffameister?

If anyone ever calls me "The Jeshmeister" or "Jesherino", I'm going to scoop their eyes out with a spoon. Jus' sayin'...
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Old 05-23-2012, 03:58 AM   #13
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For what its worth I was rolling up to a stoplight earlier and I could see I was going to stop beside a car with Obama sticker that had its window down. When I got beside it I rolled my window down and said "Obama"??....the person on the passenger side gave me a thumbs up and I said "you fucking idiot"....lol...I saw that hope and change on that sticker and it was more than I could resist. I know it was not nice and I feel bad but fuck. That bastard has ruined what was once a great country and it's the dumbfucks that voted for him that are to blame for it...
Bad manners, Cottonmeister...
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Old 05-23-2012, 03:19 PM   #14
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We'd best get this approved with hoffameister first.........since he's the one that might get sued.
First Amendment and all that. He won't get sued.

That said I LOVE IT!! Good entertainment .
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Old 05-25-2012, 06:21 AM   #15
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Are we all supposed to refer to him as Hoffmeister these days? Or Hoffameister?

If anyone ever calls me "The Jeshmeister" or "Jesherino", I'm going to scoop their eyes out with a spoon. Jus' sayin'...
Picky bastard...........

Jeshusparkles.
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Old 05-25-2012, 06:34 AM   #16
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Step 1: A DLP 'reporter' calls some school/office/department/etc asking if they have any 'comments' about an article printed about them.
Step 2: DLP 'reporter' trolls softly
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1533728.html
"My larger concern is, if this excerpt is indicative of her teaching style and classroom management skills -- her students may not be learning much of anything," Clark writes. "This is very embarrassing for North Rowan High School and Rowan-Salisbury Schools."

*ringing telephone*

Voice: Hello, this is North Rowan High School administration office. How may I direct your call?
DLP : Yes, I'm wondering if someone is available to give comment about the HuffPo article about your school?
Voice: Please hold.
*Muffled voices in the background*
Voice2: Yes, this is VP douchenozzle......
DLP: Yes sir, we have a political blog, and were wondering if you had time to make a comment, or answer a couple questions about the Huffpo article?
Voice2 (cautious now): Errr...um......well......I mean what questions?
DLP: Was that teacher a nigger? Because that was pretty stupid of her.


And..........lulz shall be delivered.

We can ask the hard hitting questions here........like "BTW, are you a nigger?"

Or even the tough question of "Srsly, are you guys fucking stupid there or what?"



lolz Good stuff!!!

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Old 05-25-2012, 07:02 AM   #17
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ohh yeah...
Just thinking of the possibilities is cracking me up !

Getting some administrator or even a mid level super on the hook , then droping teh bomb !
Would lol before mission complete...
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:08 AM   #18
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I would like to report, I want to eat GoGo's pussy.
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Old 05-25-2012, 09:16 AM   #19
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Anyone notice that obama is looking really old these days.........

Last 3 years have hurt him.

I GOTS DA AIDS
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