[enlinnyGoob]

Shit, everyone knows it's cool to be a good guy tolerant liberal and shit and if you're all enlightened it helps you to get horny college babes to jump your bones. Plus, I wanna be fair to everyone, even to homobuttbanguals, so to be a cool guy instead of a right-wing dickwad, you should support homobuttslamual marriage. So I go and support that shit, but then see to queers kissing and the instinctive reaction is EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! That shit is so goddamnfucking gee-ross and totally unnatural. Should those pervs really have the right to make all sane people puke their guts out? What kind of sick fuck would wanna spurt his jizz inside of another mans bunghole rather than make love to a beautiful woman? Shit.

I guess I suck at being a liberal 'cause I'd doubt the Huffington Post would publish this post as an editorial.

[priceyicey]

"Gee Ross, why don't you return my calls?"
"Your ass is disposable. Go cry it off in a tranny bar."