[Erunsenef]

http://youtu.be/_LBmUwi6mEo
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SPOOGE SPIGOT




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SCIPIO

[SM9WI8oI]

http://youtu.be/5MY22snwHRo

[UTHZzJ6f]

HUMANITY HAS BEEN DENIED ALL OF THESE ABOVE THINGS AND MORE DUE TO MY NEED TO POUND THE PEPPERONI

Keep touching yourself. Nobody misses a thing.

[XU8i6ysK]

http://youtu.be/_LBmUwi6mEo
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NESTOR


SCIPIO

Aqueducts are a phallogocentric metonym!

[Promotiona]

Keep touching yourself. Nobody misses a thing.

It keeps getting stuck in my belly button.

[hansen384cbh]

It keeps getting stuck in my belly button.

Take yoga classes.

[jojocomok]

Take yoga classes.

I was talking about my pants button.

[MiniBoy]

I was talking about my pants button.

Take yoga classes.

[ftqwhbvxlcfop]

Take yoga classes.

I can already do those poses. I can open the top door to my fridge with my toes.

[BgpOoGI2]

[QUOTE=TommyB7973;561302]YOU'VE GOT YOUR CREDIT CARDS PAID OFF & YOU'VE ALWAYS BOUGHT USED CARS THAT YOU CAN PAY OFF EARLY WITH NO PENALTY.

YOU KNOW THAT A NEW CAR LOSES HALF IT'S VALUE AS SOON AS YOU SIGN THE PAPERWORK.

YOU OWN A HOME SO YOU CAN PAY INTO YOUR OWN EQUITY INSTEAD OF YOUR LANDLORD'S.

YOU MAKE AN EXTRA $50 EACH MONTH ON YOUR MORTGAGE PRINCIPAL & YOU WERE SMART TO AVOID HOME PURCHASE SCAMS THAT USE NEGATIVE AMORTIZATION.

YOU'VE KEPT YOUR PANTS ON & STAYED AWAY FROM DRUGS. YOU'VE GOT NO KIDS TO FEED & NO THERAPISTS TO WRITE CHECKS TO.

YOU'VE ALSO GOT A COLLEGE DEGREE OF SOME SORT & A FEW JOBS BEHIND YOU.

YOU SAW THE RAMBO MOVIES & LAUGHED. YOU SAW THE X-MEN MOVIES & CRIED. YOU KNEW HOW TITANIC ENDED BUT YOU WENT AND SEEN IT ANYWAY.

LATER YOU RAN INTO THE MOB & THEY DECIDED THAT YOU ARE A LATE ABORTION. THEY OWN THE COPS, THEY OWN THE BUSINESS MANAGERS, THEY OWN THE CHURCH.

WHERE DO YOU TURN TO FOR RELIEF? [/QUTE]
Women.....if you already have one, get an extra one. Preferably one(s) that has her own place and you have yours. If you've already done that then get a car thats different than anything youve ever had. One you want to dote on. Or, get a motorcycle. Not a Harley, a real powerful dirt bike. Something out of the ordinary. Big street bikes are too tatooish and becoming passe'. If none of those things sound good to you then become a raging alcoholic or something, I guess.

[Ephejvll]

Women.....if you already have one, get an extra one.

I spend too much time tending to my primp.

A boy needs to look good in the hood.

[Voitramma]

I spend too much time tending to my primp.

A boy needs to look good in the hood.

.ahhhh I get it, the chicks favorite flava huh?

[Battwenue]

.ahhhh I get it, the chicks favorite flava huh?

Just gonna trot on down the alley hopin' for some thugs with fat jacks and fatter stacks of crack cash.

[patrycjakolekk]

Just gonna trot on down the alley hopin' for some thugs with fat jacks and fatter stacks of crack cash.

Just dont pop a cap in a little wanna be thug like Traycon or the libs will go "waaa waaaa waaaaa" all the way home in the hood....

[IRMartin]

WYLE ALL YOOST BE HOPPIN UP ON PILLS

IMMA BE HOPPIN UP ON BILL'S

[23InetrySypekek]

BEING STRAIGHT IS JUST TOO MUCH WORK

THYME TO GO HOMO

[lrUyiva1]

YOU'VE GOT IT ALL FIGERD OUT

AND THEN

you tell a bunch of jokes online about ridiculous things and get accused of brown baggin' your ape rape top shelf malt liquor whiles't perusing opportunity in the hood with your mind on your alternative minimum tax.

[PrettyFifa12]

LATER YOU RAN INTO THE MOB & THEY DECIDED THAT YOU ARE A LATE ABORTION. THEY OWN THE COPS, THEY OWN THE BUSINESS MANAGERS, THEY OWN THE CHURCH.

I trust the mob a hell of a lot more then the creditors and insurance companies. The mob cannot afford to be so passive aggressive and nefarious to do their sort of business. If anyone in the mob, even The Don, pulled half the shit credit card and insurance companies pull... they'd be wearing brand new cement shoes.

But probably only because their business is illegal. The mafia was every bit as rigged, and scumbag as legal companies were when they were able to work out in the open. All that honor code bullshit was just something to romanticize themselves and bust the chops of the lower end goons.

[mireOpekrhype]

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"Big street bikes are too tatooish and becoming passe"





GAYEST SENTENCE EVER COMPOSED.....

[Sopsneork]

BEING STRAIGHT IS JUST TOO MUCH WORK

THYME TO GO HOMO

Don't forget Rosemary. She wrote you at summer camp, or Basil will pay a visit.