The Bible is just like a handicapped only parking sign. - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**StampNews** · 02-28-2012, 04:18 PM

It has occurred to me that that darn Bible has all these restrictive behavior rules and "how to be wise" proverbs. It's just like a handicapped parking sign that prevents you from having an easier life.

We need to get rid of both of those things so life is easier.

**loginereQQ** · 02-28-2012, 04:26 PM

SLAM YOUR HEAD BACK UP YOUR ASSHOLE.

**yurawerj** · 02-28-2012, 04:30 PM

If you disrespect the Bible we will riot!!! Oh wait we're Christians not psychotic muslim fanatics that blow their balls off on the promise of 72 virgins in the after life.

**violetgorman** · 02-28-2012, 04:34 PM

If you disrespect the Bible we will riot!!! Oh wait we're Christians not psychotic muslim fanatics that blow their balls off on the promise of 72 virgins in the after life.

what those miserable bastards don't realize is that there was a translation problem several hundred years ago. its not 72 white virgins, its 72 white raisons. can you imagine the look of their faces when they are handed a handfull or raisons for blowing themselves to bits.

**WeightWatchyshow** · 02-28-2012, 08:32 PM

http://kingjbible.com/proverbs/6.htm

**Innoloinarp** · 02-28-2012, 09:00 PM

It has occurred to me that that darn Bible has all these restrictive behavior rules and "how to be wise" proverbs. It's just like a handicapped parking sign that prevents you from having an easier life.

We need to get rid of both of those things so life is easier.

All religious books should be likened to a handicapped sign - not just the Bible. These religious books make mad dogs out of the weak and meek. And when these mad dogs gather in numbers, they turn into wolves. Baby hungry like a wolf.

**ORDERCHEAPVIAGRASOFTWARE** · 02-28-2012, 10:03 PM

It has occurred to me that that darn Bible has all these restrictive behavior rules and "how to be wise" proverbs. It's just like a handicapped parking sign that prevents you from having an easier life.

We need to get rid of both of those things so life is easier.

Spoken like a true nigger.

**ulnanVti** · 02-28-2012, 11:03 PM

It has occurred to me that that darn Bible has all these restrictive behavior rules and "how to be wise" proverbs. It's just like a handicapped parking sign that prevents you from having an easier life.

We need to get rid of both of those things so life is easier.

If you believe that life is about plotting a course around pain, you missed the point, Tommy.

Those 'sign posts' are there for a reason.

**Tam04xa** · 03-11-2012, 04:47 AM

If you believe that life is about plotting a course around pain, you missed the point, Tommy.

Those 'sign posts' are there for a reason.

Life is about spending all of your time on forums and never going to Starbucks.

**kazinopartnerkae** · 03-11-2012, 05:08 AM

http://youtu.be/K-CFEPBWI78
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LIFE IS A THREE-CELL FLASHLIGHT WITH A

PUSH BUTTON RED LIGHT AND BEEPER.

02-28-2012, 04:18 PM	#1
StampNews Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 458 Senior Member	The Bible is just like a handicapped only parking sign. It has occurred to me that that darn Bible has all these restrictive behavior rules and "how to be wise" proverbs. It's just like a handicapped parking sign that prevents you from having an easier life. We need to get rid of both of those things so life is easier. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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loginereQQ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 481 Senior Member	SLAM YOUR HEAD BACK UP YOUR ASSHOLE. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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yurawerj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 466 Senior Member	If you disrespect the Bible we will riot!!! Oh wait we're Christians not psychotic muslim fanatics that blow their balls off on the promise of 72 virgins in the after life. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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violetgorman Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	If you disrespect the Bible we will riot!!! Oh wait we're Christians not psychotic muslim fanatics that blow their balls off on the promise of 72 virgins in the after life. what those miserable bastards don't realize is that there was a translation problem several hundred years ago. its not 72 white virgins, its 72 white raisons. can you imagine the look of their faces when they are handed a handfull or raisons for blowing themselves to bits. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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WeightWatchyshow Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 428 Senior Member	http://kingjbible.com/proverbs/6.htm Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-28-2012, 09:00 PM	#6
Innoloinarp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 411 Senior Member	It has occurred to me that that darn Bible has all these restrictive behavior rules and "how to be wise" proverbs. It's just like a handicapped parking sign that prevents you from having an easier life. We need to get rid of both of those things so life is easier. All religious books should be likened to a handicapped sign - not just the Bible. These religious books make mad dogs out of the weak and meek. And when these mad dogs gather in numbers, they turn into wolves. Baby hungry like a wolf. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-28-2012, 10:03 PM	#7
ORDERCHEAPVIAGRASOFTWARE Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 437 Senior Member	It has occurred to me that that darn Bible has all these restrictive behavior rules and "how to be wise" proverbs. It's just like a handicapped parking sign that prevents you from having an easier life. We need to get rid of both of those things so life is easier. Spoken like a true nigger. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-28-2012, 11:03 PM	#8
ulnanVti Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 564 Senior Member	It has occurred to me that that darn Bible has all these restrictive behavior rules and "how to be wise" proverbs. It's just like a handicapped parking sign that prevents you from having an easier life. We need to get rid of both of those things so life is easier. If you believe that life is about plotting a course around pain, you missed the point, Tommy. Those 'sign posts' are there for a reason. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-11-2012, 04:47 AM	#9
Tam04xa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 561 Senior Member	If you believe that life is about plotting a course around pain, you missed the point, Tommy. Those 'sign posts' are there for a reason. Life is about spending all of your time on forums and never going to Starbucks. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-11-2012, 05:08 AM	#10
kazinopartnerkae Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	http://youtu.be/K-CFEPBWI78 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIFE IS A THREE-CELL FLASHLIGHT WITH A PUSH BUTTON RED LIGHT AND BEEPER. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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