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Self-entitled conservative Republicans apparently believe that they have a monopoly on the Constitution. Now, given the fact that they still love “compassionate conservative” George W. Bush, still the main destroyer of the Constitution in recent times — though Obama is trying harder to beat his record — I wonder, what do conservatives want to conserve?

Let’s see.

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You Progressive neocons are being called-out and exposed.
But don't worry, you'll still find a refuge at Rimjobistan and Glennbeckistan

[lisualsethelp]

Since liberals want to conserve the welfare state, does that make them conservatives?

[ditpiler]

Self-entitled conservative Republicans apparently believe that they have a monopoly on the Constitution. Now, given the fact that they still love “compassionate conservative” George W. Bush, still the main destroyer of the Constitution in recent times — though Obama is trying harder to beat his record — I wonder, what do conservatives want to conserve?

Let’s see.

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You Progressive neocons are being called-out and exposed.
But don't worry, you'll still find a refuge at Rimjobistan and Glennbeckistan

If you have to ask, you would not understand the answer.

[JewJoleSole]

Conservatives want to conserve the size of government since things go wrong when it gets too big. Outside of Ron Paul, all other Republicans are not true conservatives.

[Redys]

They're definitely looking to "conserve" their votes.


What did I WIN???

[Metalhead]

The current crop of self-described conservatives want to conserve Israel, open borders, war for profit and lulz just to name a few.

[IvJlNwum]

http://youtu.be/1fcY78ab4yo
http://youtu.be/x8q-UFDBl9k

HEIDI! "I'M SO HOT!!"
http://youtu.be/w14YWDZtY7g
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http://youtu.be/1gQ6TcUwxFg LAVERNE BAKER
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YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH PURPLE MOUNTAINS

[Audi_z]

Conservatives want rigid exoskeletons, composed of chitin bi-weave.

And three squares a day of hog skin.

[Feelundseenna]

MMMMMMMMMMMMM...

CHITLINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vNQmO2BF]

They want home brewed dreams, concocted in pyrex tubs. And cars with wheels made of cloth.

[elektikaka]

To be Conservative is to know that while Nero played his lute, Harry Potter is all the scapegoat they'll ever need. And that for every stream there is a granite kitchen surface, replete with all manner of bad memories.

[Poreponko]

I want some of what ^HE's^ smoking!

[TeapseTic]

Conservatives simply want a return to fiscal sanity. It's that simple.

[chuviskkk]

I want some of what ^HE's^ smoking!

Toke!

[cucceevevaind]

Conservatives simply want a return to fiscal sanity. It's that simple.

They do?

[Jannet.K]

Conservatives want to conserve the size of government since things go wrong when it gets too big. Outside of Ron Paul, all other Republicans are not true conservatives.

^^^ This.

[Pcodaygs]

Conservatism is a complimentary set of principles centered around freedom and liberty.

Necessarily, if the first Conservative priority isn't to "Conserve" the Constitution, and especially first principles, there's no reason to even bother with the rest... As that is the guarantee of the freedom and liberty in which Conservative principles are rooted.

It is the political foundation of Conservatism in the United States.

[BV6lwvXf]

AND IT'S NOT TERRIBLY COMPLICATED....

AND IT EXTENDS TO ALL CITIZENS WITHOUT

DISTINCTION AMONG ANY OF THEM.

[feedcomnet]

I want to conserve at least a six pack till Saturday.

I should run for office...

[kristloken]

I want to conserve at least a six pack till Saturday.

I should run for office...

It's Tuesday. Are you serious?