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**nursopoutaras** · 02-14-2012, 04:34 PM

21. If you're rejected for a date.. Respond by calling the woman a whore. Because it's obvious she is!

**steansathtpos** · 02-14-2012, 04:35 PM

22. When dating a woman who has daughters, be sure to create uncomfortable moments where you comment on her daughter's looks.. Example: "Heeeey.. Little Brenda sure is getting some nice titties on her. Ummm..hummm.." It shows attentiveness.. Also it reminds everyone how not gay you are.. and how you're hyper virile.

**Lauramalina** · 02-14-2012, 04:40 PM

My...............

**Anamehuskeene** · 02-14-2012, 04:41 PM

My...............

All the elements of the dream date, eh?

Chicks would be doing mortal combat in the street over a guy with these qualities!

**TimoPizaz** · 02-14-2012, 04:42 PM

All the elements of the dream date, eh?

Chicks would be doing mortal combat in the street over a guy with these qualities!

For sure. A dream come true.

**VonErmad4** · 02-14-2012, 04:43 PM

It helps if you have a cool name.. like WINNER!

"Yeah.. I'm Jim.. Jim Winner.. "

**avaissema** · 02-14-2012, 04:59 PM

PUT YOUR FEET EVERYWHERE....

IT'S A WAY OF MARKING TERRITORY.

.... LIKE LEANING AGAINST THE LIVINGROOM WALL WITH GREASY HANDS...

PUT 'EM WAY UP HIGH WHERE SHE CAN'T REACH!

**nonDosearrany** · 02-14-2012, 05:00 PM

NEVER MOW THE FUCKING LAWN.... AND KEEP STALE GAS IN THE MOWER

SO SHE CAN'T START IT.

THEN MAKE FUN OF HER BECAUSE SHE CAN'T.

**GypeFeeshyTes** · 02-14-2012, 05:01 PM

KEEP THE BATTERY CABLES ON HER CAR LOOSE....

**nvideoe** · 02-14-2012, 05:02 PM

WHENEVER SHE ISN'T LOOKING, TURN THE FUCKING THERMOSTAT DOWN!*

* DO THIS ALL WINTER!!

**feAilei1** · 02-14-2012, 05:08 PM

KLEIN!

**NvrNoNowX** · 02-14-2012, 05:11 PM

NOW THEN, SHALL WE REIVIEW TOILET AND SHOWER PROTOCOLS....?

OOH RAH!!!!!!

**jstizzle** · 02-14-2012, 05:23 PM

WE SHAN'T.

**CibQueersejer** · 02-14-2012, 05:34 PM

OK MOM... SHEESH....

GROUNDED AGAIN!

**Uplillacype** · 02-14-2012, 06:23 PM

Ok. You can start again.

**mArVHDO6** · 02-14-2012, 06:52 PM

leave the seat down, pee all over it, often.

if you ever do put it up, epoxy it to the toilet lid and unscrew the bathroom light(s).

**ringtonesmannq** · 02-14-2012, 06:55 PM

Even with the seat up you guys still don't hit the bowl.

**verizon** · 02-14-2012, 07:20 PM

Even with the seat up you guys still don't hit the bowl.

also by design.

**PapsEdisa** · 02-14-2012, 07:20 PM

84. Try to fix everything.. Even if you don't understand it. Being handy with the tools reminds everybody that you're not gay, and virile!

85. If something doesn't work after you've fixed it, either blame the engineers who designed it or blame your tools. Tools are EVERYTHING. They make you a qualified repairman! We all know you could repair a nuclear submarine, if ONLY YOU HAD THE RIGHT TOOLS!

**Heessduernbub** · 02-14-2012, 07:27 PM

85a. spend as much money as possible on tools you will never use, particularly those you do not KNOW how to use.

02-14-2012, 04:34 PM	#21
nursopoutaras Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 578 Senior Member	21. If you're rejected for a date.. Respond by calling the woman a whore. Because it's obvious she is! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 04:35 PM	#22
steansathtpos Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	22. When dating a woman who has daughters, be sure to create uncomfortable moments where you comment on her daughter's looks.. Example: "Heeeey.. Little Brenda sure is getting some nice titties on her. Ummm..hummm.." It shows attentiveness.. Also it reminds everyone how not gay you are.. and how you're hyper virile. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 04:41 PM	#24
Anamehuskeene Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 432 Senior Member	My............... All the elements of the dream date, eh? Chicks would be doing mortal combat in the street over a guy with these qualities! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 04:42 PM	#25
TimoPizaz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	All the elements of the dream date, eh? Chicks would be doing mortal combat in the street over a guy with these qualities! For sure. A dream come true. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 04:43 PM	#26
VonErmad4 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 543 Senior Member	It helps if you have a cool name.. like WINNER! "Yeah.. I'm Jim.. Jim Winner.. " Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 04:59 PM	#27
avaissema Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 466 Senior Member	PUT YOUR FEET EVERYWHERE.... IT'S A WAY OF MARKING TERRITORY. .... LIKE LEANING AGAINST THE LIVINGROOM WALL WITH GREASY HANDS... PUT 'EM WAY UP HIGH WHERE SHE CAN'T REACH! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 05:00 PM	#28
nonDosearrany Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	NEVER MOW THE FUCKING LAWN.... AND KEEP STALE GAS IN THE MOWER SO SHE CAN'T START IT. THEN MAKE FUN OF HER BECAUSE SHE CAN'T. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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GypeFeeshyTes Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 594 Senior Member	KEEP THE BATTERY CABLES ON HER CAR LOOSE.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 05:02 PM	#30
nvideoe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 489 Senior Member	WHENEVER SHE ISN'T LOOKING, TURN THE FUCKING THERMOSTAT DOWN!* * DO THIS ALL WINTER!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 05:08 PM	#31
feAilei1 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 405 Senior Member	KLEIN! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 05:11 PM	#32
NvrNoNowX Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 567 Senior Member	NOW THEN, SHALL WE REIVIEW TOILET AND SHOWER PROTOCOLS....? OOH RAH!!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 05:23 PM	#33
jstizzle Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 515 Senior Member	WE SHAN'T. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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CibQueersejer Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 361 Senior Member	OK MOM... SHEESH.... GROUNDED AGAIN! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 06:23 PM	#35
Uplillacype Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 492 Senior Member	Ok. You can start again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 06:52 PM	#36
mArVHDO6 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 526 Senior Member	leave the seat down, pee all over it, often. if you ever do put it up, epoxy it to the toilet lid and unscrew the bathroom light(s). Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 06:55 PM	#37
ringtonesmannq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 464 Senior Member	Even with the seat up you guys still don't hit the bowl. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 07:20 PM	#38
verizon Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 529 Senior Member	Even with the seat up you guys still don't hit the bowl. also by design. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 07:20 PM	#39
PapsEdisa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 545 Senior Member	84. Try to fix everything.. Even if you don't understand it. Being handy with the tools reminds everybody that you're not gay, and virile! 85. If something doesn't work after you've fixed it, either blame the engineers who designed it or blame your tools. Tools are EVERYTHING. They make you a qualified repairman! We all know you could repair a nuclear submarine, if ONLY YOU HAD THE RIGHT TOOLS! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2012, 07:27 PM	#40
Heessduernbub Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 410 Senior Member	85a. spend as much money as possible on tools you will never use, particularly those you do not KNOW how to use. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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