[PlanTaleks]

...women have to own teenie tiny dogs to imply tightness of their vagina & when dudes don't wear coats in the winter because they are SO TOUGH COLD DON'T HURT.

[Sadsidioribre]

I love it when you go on these drug induced posting sprees.

[Trissinas]

Hell, I have a teenie tiny dog sitting next to me right now, she is 16 years old and would still bring blood from you ankles. LOL

[Grieryaliny]

I lurve teeny, tiny, little dogs,

but I've never thought they represented the smallness of my vag ...

Or are you insinuating that anyone who owns a dog MUST be fucking them,
and a small dog = a small wiener
so if the owner is a woman,
she must have a small vag?

[Beriilosal]

Not sure where he was going with that one, I've had dogs of all sizes. Problem is that the bigger the dog the shorter the life span. I've had great danes who fell over dead at 7 years old, It's hard to go thru that because I love my dogs. I decided to go with the smaller breeds, I have a Chi now but then the problem is that after 16 years, is it like your own child. In the end, yes they are mans best friend, and yes you love them but you cant prolong the life of anything. Not even your own.

[rNr5Di3S]

I lurve teeny, tiny, little dogs,

but I've never thought they represented the smallness of my vag ...

Or are you insinuating that anyone who owns a dog MUST be fucking them,
and a small dog = a small wiener
so if the owner is a woman,
she must have a small vag?

Your vag is huge, dude.

[lopaayd]

Not sure where he was going with that one, I've had dogs of all sizes. Problem is that the bigger the dog the shorter the life span. I've had great danes who fell over dead at 7 years old, It's hard to go thru that because I love my dogs. I decided to go with the smaller breeds, I have a Chi now but then the problem is that after 16 years, is it like your own child. In the end, yes they are mans best friend, and yes you love them but you cant prolong the life of anything. Not even your own.

Putting them down is hell. I like Chihuahuas. They make for good punting.

[somawaima]

Owning a little dog is just one thing that babes do to imply vaginal tinyness.

Another thing they do is drive a tiny car.

[zzarratusstra]

YOU DRIVE A CLOWN SHOE AROUND THE PLAYGROUND....

WHEN YOUR MOTHER WILL ALLOW YOU TO.

[Deribasov]

My Chihuahua may be tiny in size, but he's got the heart of an Old English Mastiff...And he loves his Daddy more than his own life itself...I just wish I was HALF the man that my l'il guy THINKS I am...

[Brainpole]

Don't you love it when you're just getting to know that pretty emo girl at the coffee shop when some other dude comes up to her and talks about how her butt is for pleasure since she doesn't fart or poop.

WHAT CAN YOU DO AGAINST SUCH COCK BLOCKING

[traiffhetl]

This farm animal wisely walked past the aisle containing chemicals and furious NIGGERS...

http://youtu.be/oscMRuLPo4E
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SHOW HER YOUR PENNYLOAFERS.

[Kneedycrype]

Don't you love it when you're just getting to know that pretty emo girl at the coffee shop when some other dude comes up to her and talks about how her butt is for pleasure since she doesn't fart or poop.

WHAT CAN YOU DO AGAINST SUCH COCK BLOCKING

Ah. A rare (if unwitting) glimpse.

Yes, you have hinted at some issue with women previously, Tommy. Not misogyny, but for all that, not quite goodwill either.

I am watching you, Tommy. You begin to unravel, at last.

[Jesslovers]

WHAT CAN YOU DO AGAINST SUCH COCK BLOCKING

Btw, knock him the fuck out, like anyone else would.

[socialkiiii]

Ah. A rare (if unwitting) glimpse.

Yes, you have hinted at some issue with women...

Spare me your perverted money shot.

...previously, Tommy. Not misogyny, but for all that, not quite goodwill either.

I am watching you, Tommy. You begin to unravel, at last.

You like to watch eh? And you like Egyptian mummies.

The Egyptians put all the organs in the body so that everything would be there when the aliens came back to rehydrate and reanimate their tissue.

DUH.

[Info-phone]

Guess the aliens figured cryogenics would be a little tough out in the deserts, like that.

[Mowselelew]

TOMMIE IS A REHYDRATED EGYPTIAN.


UNFORTUNATELY, THEY PUT HIS RECTUM WHERE

HIS MOUTH BELONGED.

SOME SAY IT WAS NO ACCIDENT.

[dselectronics]

canopic jars, tommy.

[ValdisSeroff]

TOMMIE IS A REHYDRATED EGYPTIAN.


UNFORTUNATELY, THEY PUT HIS RECTUM WHERE

HIS MOUTH BELONGED.

SOME SAY IT WAS NO ACCIDENT.

There is Irish, German, and Cherokee DNA in here having a party.

Which automatically makes me a relative to Egyptians, pretty much any royalty, and several times smarter than the Swiss.

[zbckFNlW]

Are Swiss folks smart?