[jamemeveRhype]

We are all going to have to photograph our stools. There will be a bulletin board at work where your color printout will be posted. Use a sharpie on each photo & communicate the food you consumed prior to defecation.

Procedure

A. You use the toilet and be sure to deposit paper in the trash can instead of in the bowl.
B. Before any tidying up or flushing of water closet please use your phone camera to snapshot the stool while it is still in the bowl. Be sure it is in sharp focus and use color to capture any urine, mucus, or blood.
C. Send the photograph through the wireless network connection and have it printed on the shared colour printer.
D. Use pushpins to hang your photograph on the designated corkboard.
E. Label the print with your name and food consumed, along with date and time.

F. Everyone will then learn from this data.

Thank you and regards,
Management

[Esmeralfaf]

THANK YOU.

MY CARD... DON'T MIND THE HOOK.
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WE CANNOT TRUST THIS IMPORTANT WORK TO THE AVERAGE PERSON.

WE MUST TRAIN AND EQUIP FEDERAL PROFESSIONALS TO PERFORM


THIS IMPORTANT HEALTHCARE FUNCTION!

[Xbcofega]

REMEMBER...

your poo says a lot about you.