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Old 02-10-2012, 02:07 AM   #21
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Shall I compare thee to a platonic solid?
I don't really have any edges, except for my keen mind.
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Old 02-10-2012, 02:15 AM   #22
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I don't really have any edges, except for my keen mind.
That was an extract from 'Ode To My Penis'. Written on the eve of my first conquest.

Tell me more of your spherical geometry. And the proportions thereof.
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Old 02-10-2012, 06:52 AM   #23
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Old 02-10-2012, 07:06 AM   #24
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Then take your ball home with you.
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Old 02-10-2012, 07:27 AM   #25
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Yeah, the python's all yours. Actually, you can have the bitch, too.
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Old 02-10-2012, 07:30 AM   #26
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Yeah, the python's all yours. Actually, you can have the bitch, too.
I think his name is Monty. *snickers*

Also since you're not up on your current celebrity news... she's taken (engaged)

and yes of course I had a chance. >_<
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Old 02-10-2012, 07:35 AM   #27
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Assholes come in all shapes and sizes, and they are as expandable as they are expendable.
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Old 02-10-2012, 09:12 AM   #28
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That's funny.

Based on your research, assholes are similar to taxes.
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:53 PM   #29
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When witlings converse...
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Old 02-10-2012, 01:12 PM   #30
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That was an extract from 'Ode To My Penis'. Written on the eve of my first conquest.

Tell me more of your spherical geometry. And the proportions thereof.
I don't have big bewbies, so you can stop fantasizing.
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Old 02-10-2012, 01:40 PM   #31
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I don't have big bewbies, so you can stop fantasizing.
It matters not.

You have bewbage.

The fantasy continues.
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:16 PM   #32
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BOUBAGE....
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Old 02-10-2012, 03:16 PM   #33
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BOUBIERS!!!!
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Old 02-10-2012, 08:54 PM   #34
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Women want a naturally generous lover in the bedroom who meets criteria including looks, caring, financial, etc...

Men think it's appropriate or socially acceptable to be macho and selfish and if they like something about a woman they might court her.

So many macho dudes (men) give minimal foreplay and attention (y) expecting chicks (x) to put out in return. The results may produce satisfaction (o) but typically do not.
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Old 02-10-2012, 08:59 PM   #35
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THE YAKKITY-YAKS OF YAKIMA BEG TO DIFFER.....
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Old 02-10-2012, 09:01 PM   #36
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GET IN MY PICK 'EM UP TRUCK WOMAN.

I NEED LOVE.
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Old 02-10-2012, 09:14 PM   #37
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http://youtu.be/sWbB_vStX_8
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BEN GAZZARA PUTS CHICLETS IN HIS EARS.
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Old 02-10-2012, 09:32 PM   #38
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ANY WOMAN OR DUDE WHO INSISTS THAT DRUGS HELP THEM HAVE BETTER SEX IS A MORON.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT TEQUILA.
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Old 02-10-2012, 11:16 PM   #39
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Tommy the expert.

stfu
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