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**Sellorect** · 11-06-2011, 08:30 AM

I’ve got a big old bored out butthole from my camel humping me up the ass, so I can hide a firebomb there, and I can just bull down my pants in a busy square and ignite the bomb with a cigarette lighter and then this huge exploding flame blasts outa my ass, killing all the filthy evil infidels. I am know known as the Butthole Bomber, and you filthy Americans had better beware of me expecially after you have killed our great warrior and hero, Osama bin Laden. He is in heaven now. Some day when I get there, he’s gonna give me a hero’s welcome by bending over and letting me fuck him up the ass. I am among the elite in this world; I’m a bin Laden ass fucker.
There is also a special spot in heaven for butthole bombers like me. When I get to heaven, there will be 70 virgin camel poopholes for me to cornhole. It’s going to feel good. I’ve worked my entire life to jihad the shit out of you filthy American blasphemous pieces of filth. When any of my wives misbehave, I beat them with a cane as punishment and I enjoy her screaming, but if she’s been really evil, I call her an American. That is the supreme insult. My most recent wife is in the other room crying after her beating. She didn’t make my meal of lama guts and goat eyeballs to my satisfaction.
Repent and give up your Christian and Jew blasphemous shit and worship Allah and bin Laden with your butts pointed up in the air. Noting gives me better wood than to see that.

Okay, death to you all!!!!!!!!!

**Jannet.K** · 11-06-2011, 08:46 AM

That's just amazing. I mean how do you squeeze so much fag into a day?

**Bugamerka** · 11-06-2011, 08:47 AM

No, seriously...

do you swallow? You know, for the inter-webs?

**acissombiapse** · 11-06-2011, 08:48 AM

suck

**Caregrasy** · 11-06-2011, 06:47 PM

You don't need to shove flammable stuff up your ass, IBM. All you gotta do is hold a cigarette lighter there and then let a big fart. It makes for a natural flame thrower. There was a battle fought like that in WW II. Both the Americans and the Germans were out of ammo, so they started using their butts as natural flame throwers. It was known as the Battle of the Butthole.

**leijggeds** · 11-06-2011, 07:00 PM

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**ehib8yPc** · 11-06-2011, 07:06 PM

When I get to heaven, there will be 70 virgin camel poopholes for me to cornhole. It’s going to feel good.

11-06-2011, 08:30 AM	#1
Sellorect Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	Buttholes and Jihad I’ve got a big old bored out butthole from my camel humping me up the ass, so I can hide a firebomb there, and I can just bull down my pants in a busy square and ignite the bomb with a cigarette lighter and then this huge exploding flame blasts outa my ass, killing all the filthy evil infidels. I am know known as the Butthole Bomber, and you filthy Americans had better beware of me expecially after you have killed our great warrior and hero, Osama bin Laden. He is in heaven now. Some day when I get there, he’s gonna give me a hero’s welcome by bending over and letting me fuck him up the ass. I am among the elite in this world; I’m a bin Laden ass fucker. There is also a special spot in heaven for butthole bombers like me. When I get to heaven, there will be 70 virgin camel poopholes for me to cornhole. It’s going to feel good. I’ve worked my entire life to jihad the shit out of you filthy American blasphemous pieces of filth. When any of my wives misbehave, I beat them with a cane as punishment and I enjoy her screaming, but if she’s been really evil, I call her an American. That is the supreme insult. My most recent wife is in the other room crying after her beating. She didn’t make my meal of lama guts and goat eyeballs to my satisfaction. Repent and give up your Christian and Jew blasphemous shit and worship Allah and bin Laden with your butts pointed up in the air. Noting gives me better wood than to see that. Okay, death to you all!!!!!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Jannet.K Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 517 Senior Member	That's just amazing. I mean how do you squeeze so much fag into a day? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Caregrasy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	You don't need to shove flammable stuff up your ass, IBM. All you gotta do is hold a cigarette lighter there and then let a big fart. It makes for a natural flame thrower. There was a battle fought like that in WW II. Both the Americans and the Germans were out of ammo, so they started using their butts as natural flame throwers. It was known as the Battle of the Butthole. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ehib8yPc Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 564 Senior Member	When I get to heaven, there will be 70 virgin camel poopholes for me to cornhole. It’s going to feel good. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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