[Kilsimpaile]

I think bad boys are way hotter than goodie two shows Christian types. So Jesus healed a few sick people and turned water into wine. Big fucking deal. Satan is the bad boy hottie with that bald head and goatee, whew, baby. Who would you want fondling your butt, Jesus or Satan? Satan would be happy to give you an erotic spanking and get you all horny while Jesus would probably just bless your butt. What a wimp. Satan is where it's at.

I've decided to become a Satanist because he's so fucking hot. I know religious types are probably going to yell at me. Oh, well. They're weenies. Satanists have really cool black and red robes too and they look hot in that candle light. I want Satan to spank my bare butt with a riding crop and then mount me from behind. that's hot.

[Precturge]

I think bad boys are way hotter than goodie two shows Christian types. So Jesus healed a few sick people and turned water into wine. Big fucking deal. Satan is the bad boy hottie with that bald head and goatee, whew, baby. Who would you want fondling your butt, Jesus or Satan? Satan would be happy to give you an erotic spanking and get you all horny while Jesus would probably just bless your butt. What a wimp. Satan is where it's at.

I've decided to become a Satanist because he's so fucking hot. I know religious types are probably going to yell at me. Oh, well. They're weenies. Satanists have really cool black and red robes too and they look hot in that candle light. I want Satan to spank my bare butt with a riding crop and then mount me from behind. that's hot.

Wow. The tie-dyed font is cool as hell. Imagine how much money you could have made applying that same level of effort...

[Buildityrit]

Wow. The tie-dyed font is cool as hell. Imagine how much money you could have made applying that same level of effort...

It's a program I wrote. Think I can sell it?

[HilaryNidierer]

It's a program I wrote. Think I can sell it?

I certainly hope so. I like to see people succeed.

[rozalinasi]

Of course you could sell it, do you have any "subliminal" font on the market?

[Evoryboypoto]

I think bad boys are way hotter than goodie two shows Christian types. So Jesus healed a few sick people and turned water into wine. Big fucking deal. Satan is the bad boy hottie with that bald head and goatee, whew, baby. Who would you want fondling your butt, Jesus or Satan? Satan would be happy to give you an erotic spanking and get you all horny while Jesus would probably just bless your butt. What a wimp. Satan is where it's at.

I've decided to become a Satanist because he's so fucking hot. I know religious types are probably going to yell at me. Oh, well. They're weenies. Satanists have really cool black and red robes too and they look hot in that candle light. I want Satan to spank my bare butt with a riding crop and then mount me from behind. that's hot.

You always like the bad asses, have you checked out Sergio? He's a human Hammer, he bangs away at the issues and nails his opponants to the internet wall with his tough questions.

He's almost satanic, he is catholic.

[googlopharm]

THEY'RE ALL FAT, MAY.





FATTER THAN

SHAR PEI HIPPOS.

[Doctorpills]

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THEY AREN'T INDIVIDUALISTS.

Sorry goat, they are.
If you are talking about LaVeyian 'satanists' then you would be right, they are just like losers who join left wing groups to fuck dopey chicks. They are atheist anyway.
Theistic satanism is something else, same principles only it is an argument over who should be God.

[bahrains27]

THEY'RE ALL FAT, MAY.

FATTER THAN

SHAR PEI HIPPOS.

Kinda like ozzy

[CHEAPSOFTOEMONLINE]

Sorry goat, they are.
If you are talking about LaVeyian 'satanists' then you would be right, they are just like losers who join left wing groups to fuck dopey chicks. They are atheist anyway.
Theistic satanism is something else, same principles only it is an argument over who should be God.

In (LaVeyan) Satanism you can screw as much as you want up to the point you don't hurt yourself or others. But there's a catch: in Satanism, there's no repentance, no otherwordly forgiver of sins.

That means if you make a mistake (which everyone does) and seriously hurt someone or yourself, you must face the full consequences of your actions , period. No second chances.

What this means is that in order to be Satanist, for all practical purposes, one must be a member of a community of other Satanists who love you and care about you. Because there is no god to fulfill that role.

A lonely Satanist is a dead Satanist.

[UvgpXK0J]

http://youtu.be/WI6prraK8_E
http://youtu.be/Oe3FG4EOgyU
http://youtu.be/_F7JkfuMt0I
http://youtu.be/YGGXX0o3Bu4
http://youtu.be/zzeLoa1gwCU DIXIE LAND

http://youtu.be/5kWADI4umuM
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BUNCH OF SILLY HOLES....


SILLIER THAN TREKKIES.

[Bill-Watson]

http://youtu.be/WI6prraK8_E
http://youtu.be/Oe3FG4EOgyU
http://youtu.be/_F7JkfuMt0I
http://youtu.be/YGGXX0o3Bu4
http://youtu.be/zzeLoa1gwCU DIXIE LAND

http://youtu.be/5kWADI4umuM
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BETTER TO WORSHIP BILLY SHATNER THAN SATAN....


IF YOU CAN'T FREE YOURSELF OF THE NOTION

THAT YOU NEED TO WORSHIP ANYONE OR ANYTHING.

[QQQQQ-Trek]

In (LaVeyan) Satanism you can screw as much as you want up to the point you don't hurt yourself or others. But there's a catch: in Satanism, there's no repentance, no otherwordly forgiver of sins.

That means if you make a mistake (which everyone does) and seriously hurt someone or yourself, you must face the full consequences of your actions , period. No second chances.

What this means is that in order to be Satanist, for all practical purposes, one must be a member of a community of other Satanists who love you and care about you. Because there is no god to fulfill that role.

A lonely Satanist is a dead Satanist.

And let's not forget the human and animal sacrifices. That's a party.

[sharpyure]

And let's not forget the human and animal sacrifices. That's a party.

There are no human/animal sacrificies in Satanism. Satanism's rule is to be nice to others unless they aren't nice to you, and that includes animals. . .

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

http://churchofsatan.com/home.html FYI, one cannot be guilty of murdering an animal if one merely eats the flesh. The murderer is the (Christian) butcher.

[RarensussyRen]

There are no human/animal sacrificies in Satanism. Satanism's rule is to be nice to others unless they aren't nice to you, and that includes animals. . .



FYI, one cannot be guilty of murdering an animal if one merely eats the flesh. The murderer is the (Christian) butcher.

You know nothing of Satanism. It's absolutely hilarious that you would use their public facing website as proof that they are on the up-and-up.

[Misebeita]

I watched Satan dancing on the wall during an Acid trip once.

[Zenunlild]

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FUCK YOU, SYPHYHOLE.

[Paul Bunyan]

Hey I was serious. But then you dudes and babes had to go shoving stuff in your holes.

So which feels better: a banana, or a cucumber?

"Curiosity killed the cat."

In addition; if you don't believe in God you are Satan's chump.

[lagunaEl]

I just had Satan push me across the bed. He was letting me know. He was powerful like a horse.

[gIWnXYkw]

In (LaVeyan) Satanism you can screw as much as you want up to the point you don't hurt yourself or others. But there's a catch: in Satanism, there's no repentance, no otherwordly forgiver of sins.

That means if you make a mistake (which everyone does) and seriously hurt someone or yourself, you must face the full consequences of your actions , period. No second chances.

What this means is that in order to be Satanist, for all practical purposes, one must be a member of a community of other Satanists who love you and care about you. Because there is no god to fulfill that role.

A lonely Satanist is a dead Satanist.

Thats LaVeyan satanism and i state that it is more like a left wing group rather than a faith. Theistic satanism has different rules, if you fuck up then you have to atone for it bigtime.
laveyan atheists do not believe in atonement - theistic satanists do