How to pick up women the Kleinbok way. - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**Svatudjw** · 10-04-2011, 06:47 AM

AT THE MALL:
Old van with side door, chloroform, duct tape, and rope.

AT CHURCH:
Old van with side door, chloroform, duct tape, and rope.

AT THE HILL CLIMB:
Old 4x4 van with side door, chloroform, duct tape, and rope.

IN CANCUN:
Bring an accomplice with a video camera and carry some cocaine instead of cash.

Kleinbok believes that rape only happens when the screaming doesn't stop.

So sad.

It puts the lotion on its skin.
Stockholm syndrome not setting in.

**Srewxardsasv** · 10-04-2011, 06:57 AM

http://youtu.be/WI6prraK8_E
http://youtu.be/Oe3FG4EOgyU
http://youtu.be/_F7JkfuMt0I
http://youtu.be/YGGXX0o3Bu4
http://youtu.be/zzeLoa1gwCU DIXIE LAND

http://youtu.be/5kWADI4umuM
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YOU'RE RATHER STUPID.

IT SUITS YOU.

**mesZibeds** · 10-04-2011, 06:58 AM

http://youtu.be/WI6prraK8_E
http://youtu.be/Oe3FG4EOgyU
http://youtu.be/_F7JkfuMt0I
http://youtu.be/YGGXX0o3Bu4
http://youtu.be/zzeLoa1gwCU DIXIE LAND

http://youtu.be/5kWADI4umuM
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I HAVE OWNED AROUND 200 VEHICLES.

I HAVE NEVER OWNED A VAN.

**Madjostok** · 10-04-2011, 07:02 AM

I call the one's without side and back windows
People Stealers.

But back to the OP:

That sounds like a pretty good way to "pick up" almost ANYone...

**RBJamez** · 10-04-2011, 07:04 AM

http://youtu.be/WI6prraK8_E
http://youtu.be/Oe3FG4EOgyU
http://youtu.be/_F7JkfuMt0I
http://youtu.be/YGGXX0o3Bu4
http://youtu.be/zzeLoa1gwCU DIXIE LAND

http://youtu.be/5kWADI4umuM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

RIDE THE THIRD CLASS BUSES OF MEXICO.

**FYvWldC0** · 10-04-2011, 07:22 AM

**aburva.org** · 10-04-2011, 07:33 AM

Kleinbok's van of the future.

**Mediconlinee** · 10-04-2011, 07:36 AM

http://youtu.be/GXu4P6KpoLU

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A SHOEBOX AND A LITTLE YOPLAIT

IS ALL ANYONE NEEDS.

**enfoires** · 10-04-2011, 07:37 AM

http://youtu.be/GXu4P6KpoLU

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RUIDOSA, OR SANTA FE?

**orison** · 10-04-2011, 07:37 AM

Kleiner, did you abandon your old standby:

**Bvghbopz** · 10-04-2011, 07:49 AM

http://youtu.be/GXu4P6KpoLU

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WHO LEFT IT ON THE DASHBOARD IN THE SUN?

POOR LITTLE THING...

WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS A THREATENED

SPECIES?

**mortgrhhh** · 10-04-2011, 07:51 AM

**Rx-Ultram** · 10-04-2011, 07:52 AM

^THAT'S^ a PRIMEr (lol!) example of a People Stealer van!!!

**Dildos** · 10-04-2011, 07:53 AM

Kleinbok's van of the future.

Holy SHIT!

wEnder if someone could hook me up with a golf cart tricked out to look like ^THAT^?!?

**Aleksis** · 10-04-2011, 07:54 AM

^THAT'S^ a PRIMEr (lol!) example of a People Stealer van!!!

Yeah, I've seen a bunch of those with tons of antenna on top, cruising around. "Hey, wanna see my cool weather instruments?..........." Yeah, sure dude.

**doxinwasido** · 10-04-2011, 08:42 AM

When we were truck drivers?

And city bus drivers?

I sort of watched any that I saw,

but,
come to think of it,

whenEVER I was driving,
I pretty much watched out for EVERYTHING around me.
(Except for the three accidents that I actually got into,
with myself/an inanimate object,
that for some reason,
were never exactly blamed on me,
thank You, Lord.)

I've probably driven three million miles,
so I don't guess a dumb-ass moment,
every million or so miles,
is a bad average.

**Cydayshosse** · 10-04-2011, 08:45 AM

Yeah, I've seen a bunch of those with tons of antenna on top, cruising around. "Hey, wanna see my cool weather instruments?..........." Yeah, sure dude.

DUDE!

Lots of antennae = FEDS/CIA/LE of SOME Sort!!!

**#[SoftAzerZx]** · 10-04-2011, 12:46 PM

DUDE! Lots of antennae = FEDS/CIA/LE of SOME Sort!!!

Na, weather people and those guys are interchangeable. It was a weather droid.

**Blaxastij** · 10-04-2011, 06:56 PM

http://youtu.be/WI6prraK8_E
http://youtu.be/Oe3FG4EOgyU
http://youtu.be/_F7JkfuMt0I
http://youtu.be/YGGXX0o3Bu4
http://youtu.be/zzeLoa1gwCU DIXIE LAND

http://youtu.be/5kWADI4umuM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

THAT'S PROBABLY AN E-350 ONE TON FORD VAN....

YOU COULD GET THIRTY MEXICANS IN THAT....

MAYBE MORE.

ACME POOL BOYS....

ONE OR A DOZEN..... WE DELIVER!

POLL BOYS

LEAF BLOWERS

TACO BENDERS

CEMENT LAYERS

ETC.

**dxpfmP0l** · 10-04-2011, 09:36 PM

10-04-2011, 06:47 AM	#1
Svatudjw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 536 Senior Member	How to pick up women the Kleinbok way. AT THE MALL: Old van with side door, chloroform, duct tape, and rope. AT CHURCH: Old van with side door, chloroform, duct tape, and rope. AT THE HILL CLIMB: Old 4x4 van with side door, chloroform, duct tape, and rope. IN CANCUN: Bring an accomplice with a video camera and carry some cocaine instead of cash. Kleinbok believes that rape only happens when the screaming doesn't stop. So sad. It puts the lotion on its skin. Stockholm syndrome not setting in. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Madjostok Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 558 Senior Member	I call the one's without side and back windows People Stealers. But back to the OP: That sounds like a pretty good way to "pick up" almost ANYone... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Aleksis Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 447 Senior Member	^THAT'S^ a PRIMEr (lol!) example of a People Stealer van!!! Yeah, I've seen a bunch of those with tons of antenna on top, cruising around. "Hey, wanna see my cool weather instruments?..........." Yeah, sure dude. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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doxinwasido Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 383 Senior Member	When we were truck drivers? And city bus drivers? I sort of watched any that I saw, but, come to think of it, whenEVER I was driving, I pretty much watched out for EVERYTHING around me. (Except for the three accidents that I actually got into, with myself/an inanimate object, that for some reason, were never exactly blamed on me, thank You, Lord.) I've probably driven three million miles, so I don't guess a dumb-ass moment, every million or so miles, is a bad average. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Cydayshosse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 457 Senior Member	Yeah, I've seen a bunch of those with tons of antenna on top, cruising around. "Hey, wanna see my cool weather instruments?..........." Yeah, sure dude. DUDE! Lots of antennae = FEDS/CIA/LE of SOME Sort!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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#[SoftAzerZx] Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 586 Senior Member	DUDE! Lots of antennae = FEDS/CIA/LE of SOME Sort!!! Na, weather people and those guys are interchangeable. It was a weather droid. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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