[ClapekDodki]

I'm sure people have wondered the meaning behind my handle. One day I took a massive shit and my poop in the toilet somehow formed the shape of the Star of David. I wiped my ass on my hand and flushed. That was the day I realized that Jews were shit that needed to be flushed away. Every since then I've dedicated my life to murdering them. It was a thoughtful and logical process. Ever since then I've carefully observed my shit in the toilet or in the desert sand because it reveals Allah's prophecy to me. Allah has given me the gift of prophetic shit and I intend to use it wisely. This prophecy has directed me to beat my wives, to let camels hump me up the ass, and to support Al Quaida. That's why all you Yankee imperialist infidels must die to death until dead.

[NumDusthouh]

I took a massive shit one time. It didn't change my life, but I felt a lot better afterward.

[Qahtwugc]

Thanks for that enlightening post. I'm going to look into shitting my way to success. However, I doubt shitting will make me hate Jews. I think you should look into new interpretations, like maybe you're full of shit.

[qilmuz6v]

I'm sure people have wondered the meaning behind my handle. One day I took a massive shit and my poop in the toilet somehow formed the shape of the Star of David. I wiped my ass on my hand and flushed. That was the day I realized that Jews were shit that needed to be flushed away. Every since then I've dedicated my life to murdering them. It was a thoughtful and logical process. Ever since then I've carefully observed my shit in the toilet or in the desert sand because it reveals Allah's prophecy to me. Allah has given me the gift of prophetic shit and I intend to use it wisely. This prophecy has directed me to beat my wives, to let camels hump me up the ass, and to support Al Quaida. That's why all you Yankee imperialist infidels must die to death until dead.

I didn't know shit could shit itself out.

[RastusuadegeFrimoum]

I shit a lifesize replica of Obama. Weird thing is, he immediately ran for POTUS (Piece of Shit of the United States) and won on the basis of being a fucking piece of shit (which is better than what we had). But it turned out he was just shittin me. FUCKING GREASY TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!