[emorbimefed]

Filthy infidels, quit your fornicating and listen to the one true God, Allah. You'd better repent from your filthy infidel ways and start following Allah's commands. He wants you to slice off young girl's clits and to fuck camels in the ass and to rape 13 year-old girls. And you'd better be willing to blow yourself up in Israel because Allah hates the Jews. Everything bad in the world is the Jews fault. If there weren't any Jews, the whole world would be under Sharia Law and I'd be able to marry as many 13 year-old girls as I want and fuck them in their cunts, their assholes, their mouths, up their nostrils and in their ears. America deserved to be attacked on 9/11. They deserved to be blown up with jet fuel for interfering with my God-given right to lube up a 13 year-old girl's shithole and grease up a camel's ass and then alternate fuck between the two of them until -- eeny meenie minie moe -- I blast my jizz into whichever bunghole I happen to be in. That decides who licks the spunk and shit off my cock.

I'm not pure hate though. If you turned from your evil ways, you could come visit me here in Killemallabad, Pakistan, and I would make you a fine meal of goat eyeballs, camel guts, and felafel.

[UtidaBrar]

I'm down with the 13 year old girl and jew thing. The camel, not so much.

[MIBgirlsXXL]

Thank my God,
I'm a country girl,

and if you're willing to put your cock into the same orifices that PORK runs through?

Cum -n- git it.

p.s. Though I've never, before this,
fapped with pork,
I will SURELY learn how.
Just blow me up,
or shoot me.

[mikajuise]

Though I've never, before this,
fapped with pork,
I will SURELY learn how.
Just blow me up,
or shoot me.

Thanks for naming my new band:

Fapping With Pork