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Old 06-25-2011, 08:57 PM   #1
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Default if you are dictator of your country
if you are dictator of your country what will you do. how will you change your country from the
way it is now to make it better?

i will kill all o f my enemys.
i will build up technology in militaire.
i will make militaire more big to protect my country.
there is research for new energy to develop
i will get my country out from European union and united nation.

i will appoint some new cabinet of ministers:


King - me
PM - Anna Kournikovia
Deputy PM - Uber Patriot
Minister of Cutural Hockey & Heavy Metal -Doomsday
Minister of Defence -National Socialist
Ambassador to the USA -JHoffa
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Old 06-25-2011, 09:00 PM   #2
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Anna Kournikova as PM? That's not really putting her assets to good use, just sayin'.
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Old 06-25-2011, 11:44 PM   #3
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Minister of Cutural Hockey & Heavy Metal -Doomsday
Cutural Hockey?

You really don't know a thing about me do you?
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Old 06-25-2011, 11:46 PM   #4
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President: Charlie Sheen
VP: Mel Gibson

White House Chief of Staff: Paris Hilton
Secretary of State: Triumph The Insult Dog
Secretary of Treasury: Lindsay Lohan
Secretary of Defense: Larry the Cable Guy
Attorney General: Bill Maher
Secretary of the Interior: William Hung
Secretary of Agriculture: Wesley Snipes
Secretary of Commerce: Christine O'Donnell
Secretary of Labor: Kim Kardashian
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Tara Reid
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: David Duke
Secretary of Transportation: Marylin Manson
Secretary of Energy: Al Gore
Secretary of Education: Tiger Woods
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Mr. Ken Anderson
Secretary of Homeland Security: Chris Jericho



Forget the Democrat party
Forget the Republican party
Join the House Party
Seriously....

Join the house party.
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Old 06-25-2011, 11:53 PM   #5
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if you are dictator of your country what will you do. how will you change your country from the
way it is now to make it better?

i will kill all o f my enemys.
i will build up technology in militaire.
i will make militaire more big to protect my country.
there is research for new energy to develop
i will get my country out from European union and united nation.

i will appoint some new cabinet of ministers:


King - me
PM - Anna Kournikovia
Deputy PM - Uber Patriot
Minister of Cutural Hockey & Heavy Metal -Doomsday
Minister of Defence -National Socialist
Ambassador to the USA -JHoffa
Cut out the tongues of those who feign broken English on a forum.
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Old 06-25-2011, 11:58 PM   #6
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I'D GET ME A 1932 DUESENBERG AND RIDE AROUND THE COUNTRY SUGGESTING THAT PEOPLE KEEP GOATS.

BEYOND THAT, I'D ADOPT THE U.S. CONSTITUTION AND SEE TO IT THAT IT WAS FULLY RESPECTED IN ALL ITS PARTICULARS BY EVERY LAST GOVERNMENT OFFICER IN THE LAND.
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Old 06-26-2011, 12:02 AM   #7
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Anna Kournikova as PM? That's not really putting her assets to good use, just sayin'.
i promise her assets will b e to good use
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Old 06-26-2011, 12:09 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by Doomsday the Independent

President: Charlie Sheen
VP: Mel Gibson

White House Chief of Staff: Paris Hilton
Secretary of State: Triumph The Insult Dog
Secretary of Treasury: Lindsay Lohan
Secretary of Defense: Larry the Cable Guy
Attorney General: Bill Maher
Secretary of the Interior: William Hung
Secretary of Agriculture:Wesley Snipes
Secretary of Commerce: Christine O'Donnell
Secretary of Labor: Kim Kardashian
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Tara Reid
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: David Duke
Secretary of Transportation: Marylin Manson
Secretary of Energy: Al Gore
Secretary of Education: Tiger Woods
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Mr. Ken Anderson
Secretary of Homeland Security: Chris Jericho



Forget the Democrat party
Forget the Republican party
Join the House Party
the VP he should be the President and i like the secretary o f Defence.
Paris Hilton she i s a bitch
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Old 06-26-2011, 12:10 AM   #9
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Old 06-26-2011, 06:21 AM   #10
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:07 PM   #11
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I would set up a Constitutional representative republic and step down from office. Dictators are assholes - always.
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:23 PM   #12
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if you are dictator of your country what will you do. how will you change your country from the
way it is now to make it better?

i will kill all o f my enemys.
i will build up technology in militaire.
i will make militaire more big to protect my country.
there is research for new energy to develop
i will get my country out from European union and united nation.

i will appoint some new cabinet of ministers:


King - me
PM - Anna Kournikovia
Deputy PM - Uber Patriot
Minister of Cutural Hockey & Heavy Metal -Doomsday
Minister of Defence -National Socialist
Ambassador to the USA -JHoffa
1) Institution of an elaborate and specialised penal colony, for dissenters and opponents.
2) Amalgamation of leadership over the armed forces, to include 'governors' subject to my orders.
3) Orientation of economy towards mass armament; replacement of managerial strata, intensive employment training geared towards weapons manafacture, and abolition of unionisation.
4) Suppression and restructuring of the media.
5) Consolidation of first-strike capability.
6) Amendments of legality geared towards aggressive foreign policy.
7) Welfare reform, to include utilisation of unemployed towards community projects.
8) Fundamental restructuring of geographic lines of demarcation, for the purposes of efficiency and administration.
9) Absolute revocation of bureaucracy at every level.
10) Utter annihilation of special interest groups.
11) Confiscation of all wealth, in tandem with new economic focus.
12) Longer-term organisation of continental involvement, towards usurping leadership there.

I could rattle off a shitload more, but these spring immediately to mind.
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:46 PM   #13
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1) Institution of an elaborate and specialised penal colony, for dissenters and opponents.
2) Amalgamation of leadership over the armed forces, to include 'governors' subject to my orders.
3) Orientation of economy towards mass armament; replacement of managerial strata, intensive employment training geared towards weapons manafacture, and abolition of unionisation.
4) Suppression and restructuring of the media.
5) Consolidation of first-strike capability.
6) Amendments of legality geared towards aggressive foreign policy.
7) Welfare reform, to include utilisation of unemployed towards community projects.
8) Fundamental restructuring of geographic lines of demarcation, for the purposes of efficiency and administration.
9) Absolute revocation of bureaucracy at every level.
10) Utter annihilation of special interest groups.
11) Confiscation of all wealth, in tandem with new economic focus.
12) Longer-term organisation of continental involvement, towards usurping leadership there.

I could rattle off a shitload more, but these spring immediately to mind.
When he said "dictator," you took that shit seriously, didn't you?
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:47 PM   #14
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When he said "dictator," you took that shit seriously, didn't you?
*slightly embarassed*
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:56 PM   #15
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All non-Whites would have to go.
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Old 06-27-2011, 12:05 AM   #16
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Create an edict where Liberalism is the order of the day.....they just love big government.
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Old 06-27-2011, 12:15 AM   #17
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This is a really good thread.
I love the "What ifs"
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Old 06-27-2011, 12:18 AM   #18
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This is a really good thread.
I love the "What ifs"
I prefer 'when'.
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Old 06-27-2011, 12:19 AM   #19
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*slightly embarassed*
Haha

At least you've got a plan. You never know when the opportunity will arise.
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Old 06-27-2011, 12:20 AM   #20
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Haha

At least you've got a plan. You never know when the opportunity will arise.
I guess most of that shit would look draconian and out of line to the majority, but in my heart, I know I could do a lot of good.
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