[ssiikmuz]

Nothing much, it sucks there anyway.



I said that i was Abgaal and that my mother was darood.

Rhaweyne chicks are really attractive.

How did you have hardcore MJ militia men born and bred in Galka'ayo believe you're some Abgaal from the south (with their "Abaayo" accent)?

[Msrwbdas]

How did you have hardcore MJ militia men born and bred in Galka'ayo believe you're some Abgaal from the south (with their "Abaayo" accent)?

I started acting naive, mixing english with somali. They think your just a fool if you do that.
Had they known that i was Sacaad Saciid, walahi i don't think i would be breathing.

[BqTyG9eS]

Nothing much, it sucks there anyway.



I said that i was Abgaal and that my mother was darood.

Rhaweyne chicks are really attractive.

LOL, you're a character mayne. What's your wife think? Are you planning on getting 3 more while you're down there? You should keep a blog about your adventures in Somalia. Just your writing style would be enough to keep us all captivated.

[rojettafoxx]

I started acting naive, mixing english with somali. They think your just a fool if you do that.
Had they known that i was Sacaad Saciid, walahi i don't think i would be breathing.

I bet it went something like this:

Militia man: "warya!! meesha maxa ka socda? Qolomaa tahay?"

Excel: "am on my knees nigga, dont kill me"

[hLabXZlK]

I bet it went something like this:

Militia man: "warya!! meesha maxa ka socda? Qolomaa tahay?"

Excel: "am on my knees nigga, dont kill me"

Nigga ah'll suck yo dick!

[mincbiori]

I just passed the exam and interview. I am now a academic teacher at Galkayo University.
I am also within the process of joining a NGO, which means i would be earning a lot more money.
More money means i would most likely get a second wife. My wife still ain't pregnant, wtf??

[jackie Obrian]

I just passed the exam and interview. I am now a academic teacher at Galkayo University.
I am also within the process of joining a NGO, which means i would be earning a lot more money.
More money means i would most likely get a second wife. My wife still ain't pregnant, wtf??

Spoken like a true dabadhilif lol, will you get your first wife's permission? The one you risked your life to elope with?

[elektikaka]

I just passed the exam and interview. I am now a academic teacher at Galkayo University.
I am also within the process of joining a NGO, which means i would be earning a lot more money.
More money means i would most likely get a second wife. My wife still ain't pregnant, wtf??

Have you moved there completly? Do you have any university degree? If not then how did you manage to become an 'Academic teacher'?

[aideriimibion]

Have you moved there completly? Do you have any university degree? If not then how did you manage to become an 'Academic teacher'?

Southern Somalia doesn't exactly have the highest of standards.

Excel, if any of this shit you're saying is true, I advise you to slow down with your life and think before you take the next step.

[iNYZgxNC]

Tarod, yes i do have a University degree. Wadaad, i have'nt really had a one to one conversation with my wife about getting a 2nd, its just something that's on the pipeline.
Honestly, sometime soon i hope to join Somalia's armed forces and work my way up as far as a general. This all depends if the west is serious about propping up somalia's armed forces with sufficient money and training oppertunities.

[LarryRda]

Wouldn't it be cool if 15 years or so down the road Excel was president.

[EliteFranceska]

There are those who speak another language other than somali. Impossible to understand a word of their language. They look somali but speak in another tongue, such as Jiddah, may-may and Garre.
Their women are often exteremly attractive, with wide eyes of a face of the dark mediterrid type.
Darood and Hawiye women are often unattractive, they tend to look older then their age.
Sacad Saciid women are also commonly unattractive, tend to all look alike, with the familiar buck tooth.

[Alex]

2 months and still living it up in somalia. Strange things that are so weird happen here.

[ChexEcodece]

Details, and pics.

[smirnoffdear]

Where in Somalia are you? Is it safe?

[Peapeuddedbaw]

Ezana the list is way to long for me to go into at the moment, Inshallah i shall post pics soon.
Ethiokid i am in central somalia, Galmudug state, its absolutley very peaceful and safe here.
The media paints a fabricated picture of somalia, in reality its absolutley awesome here.
I shall shortly be travelling to Hargaysa, all expenses paid. For a workshop session to be held by somaliland officials to help improve the secruity and administrative side of Galmudug state.

[Brainpole]

Ezana the list is way to long for me to go into at the moment, Inshallah i shall post pics soon.
Ethiokid i am in central somalia, Galmudug state, its absolutley very peaceful and safe here.
The media paints a fabricated picture of somalia, in reality its absolutley awesome here.
I shall shortly be travelling to Hargaysa, all expenses paid. For a workshop session to be held by somaliland officials to help improve the secruity and administrative side of Galmudug state.

The Isaac are not fond of Hawiye war lords, hence i advice you to change your mind and return to where you comes from...

[Mowselelew]

The Isaac are not fond of Hawiye war lords, hence i advice you to change your mind and return to where you comes from...

Retard,

If it wasn't for the USC. Somaliland would never have it's liberation.

[orbidewa]

Sacad Saciid women are also commonly unattractive, tend to all look alike, with the familiar buck tooth. - Where are these people from? This is by far the most common Somali phenotype I remember back home. When i see King Tuts mummy i think of them.

[paydayloanfasters]

Hi guys, long time no see. 3 months down the line and am still chilling in Somalia.
This past week there's been a number of killings without any motives, the city is gripped by fear and most shut their doors by 8 pm. However i stay around the city centre till 11 pm. You would think that being armed would make one safer. Don't be fooled, the AK-47 would alone make you a target for theives, as it is worth $700.
It becomes, especially dangerous when its internal clan feuds. If it turns out like that everybody becomes a target, including me. And no one is more exposed than me.