[12Dvop4I]

yeah i can see that lol

[grosqueneen]

My advice is guaranteed to get him laid (out) hehehe

[tsovimnpb]

no comment

[grinaJanoDant]

oh my god..(laugh)

[Hitfaromarf]

ok heres what you do,

1 buy some twine at your local hardware store.
2 find a basement or another form of shelter in a secluded location. (soundproof would be even better)
3 dig a well in your basement.
4 get a little white dog.
5 get a ton of rare moths.
6 stock up on lotion.

and if that doesnt work, you could always try speed dating?

[sleelverrex]

ok heres what you do,

1 buy some twine at your local hardware store.
2 find a basement or another form of shelter in a secluded location. (soundproof would be even better)
3 dig a well in your basement.
4 get a little white dog.
5 get a ton of rare moths.
6 stock up on lotion.

and if that doesnt work, you could always try speed dating?

lol. Funny list, but I don't think i'll do either. I have no idea what the list if for other than a good laugh...and she lives ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE USA from me....kinda far for dating.

[hapasaparaz]

Tell her you love her. Tell her you've always loved her.

She's the only one for you. You feel like you've always known her and that you know her inside out.

Tell her you watch her every night through her bedroom window. You record her every move on the hidden cameras you've installed. You've only done this to protect her from the perverts that litter society...

Tell her it angers you to see her with other men. You see them with her and feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy (Bateman). But you are willing to let it slip. After all, you know that she loves only you. She is only doing those other men to test your love for her.

You should ask when will she sell her house and move in. After all you have a wedding to plan. And kids. Maybe even a dog.


That should do the trick...

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[Breevereurl]

Tell her you love her. Tell her you've always loved her.

She's the only one for you. You feel like you've always known her and that you know her inside out.

Tell her you watch her every night through her bedroom window. You record her every move on the hidden cameras you've installed. You've only done this to protect her from the perverts that litter society...

Tell her it angers you to see her with other men. You see them with her and feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy (Bateman). But you are willing to let it slip. After all, you know that she loves only you. She is only doing those other men to test your love for her.

You should ask when will she sell her house and move in. After all you have a wedding to plan. And kids. Maybe even a dog.


That should do the trick...

shit scott that is some funny ass sh*T oh god i laughed the whole time reading it cuz it progressively got so good. nice

[Derrida]

i've spent the last several weeks looking for a friend of mine that i hadn't seen in years. I just recently was able to get in contact with her. What should i do now?

yo man be your self chicks like honesty and don't lie at all don't boast yer self

[LindaSmithIV]

Talk to her like a man, don't do anything dumb and just keep your cool.