[Gakeincidoniac]

i'm hopeless when it comes to girls....

[AmfitNom]

why not just talk to her like you used to the last time you saw her?

[grosqueneen]

My advice is guaranteed to get him laid (out) hehehe

[Dreqsqse]

maybe i should get into more detail. we were good friends, but she lives a long, long way away from me (flordia, usa). We used to hang out with several other martial artists and just have fun together. She went back to flordia, and i don't think shes had contact with any one of us for years....i'm the first. I'm clueless when it comes to girls, and i really don't want to f*** up and say something stupid. PLEASE HELP

[12Dvop4I]

yeah i can see that lol

[hapasaparaz]

Tell her you love her. Tell her you've always loved her.

She's the only one for you. You feel like you've always known her and that you know her inside out.

Tell her you watch her every night through her bedroom window. You record her every move on the hidden cameras you've installed. You've only done this to protect her from the perverts that litter society...

Tell her it angers you to see her with other men. You see them with her and feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy (Bateman). But you are willing to let it slip. After all, you know that she loves only you. She is only doing those other men to test your love for her.

You should ask when will she sell her house and move in. After all you have a wedding to plan. And kids. Maybe even a dog.


That should do the trick...

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[mpzoFeJs]

Tell her you love her. Tell her you've always loved her.

She's the only one for you. You feel like you've always known her and that you know her inside out.

Tell her you watch her every night through her bedroom window. You record her every move on the hidden cameras you've installed. You've only done this to protect her from the perverts that litter society...

Tell her it angers you to see her with other men. You see them with her and feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy (Bateman). But you are willing to let it slip. After all, you know that she loves only you. She is only doing those other men to test your love for her.

You should ask when will she sell her house and move in. After all you have a wedding to plan. And kids. Maybe even a dog.


That should do the trick...

[mtvlover571]

If you were good friends as you said, then you'd have a lot to talk about, just be yourself.

[rozneesitcn]

thank you every one for your advice. i will take it all into consideration. second, i'm not a ninja master; thats just the user name i put in.

[BenBoobmers]

Call me when you make it to the Halls of Mentholyptus.

Now that's definitely one for the archive !!! LOL...

[pkxlugbsbv]

i thank everyone for your advice...and sorry if i sound like a whiny prick sometimes*cough*. no hard feelings.

[Mambattedge]

Tell her you love her. Tell her you've always loved her.

She's the only one for you. You feel like you've always known her and that you know her inside out.

Tell her you watch her every night through her bedroom window. You record her every move on the hidden cameras you've installed. You've only done this to protect her from the perverts that litter society...

Tell her it angers you to see her with other men. You see them with her and feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy (Bateman). But you are willing to let it slip. After all, you know that she loves only you. She is only doing those other men to test your love for her.

You should ask when will she sell her house and move in. After all you have a wedding to plan. And kids. Maybe even a dog.


That should do the trick...

what the heck..?

[grinaJanoDant]

oh my god..(laugh)

[sleelverrex]

ok heres what you do,

1 buy some twine at your local hardware store.
2 find a basement or another form of shelter in a secluded location. (soundproof would be even better)
3 dig a well in your basement.
4 get a little white dog.
5 get a ton of rare moths.
6 stock up on lotion.

and if that doesnt work, you could always try speed dating?

lol. Funny list, but I don't think i'll do either. I have no idea what the list if for other than a good laugh...and she lives ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE USA from me....kinda far for dating.

[Agehoobionibe]

i've spent the last several weeks looking for a friend of mine that i hadn't seen in years. I just recently was able to get in contact with her. What should i do now?

[tgs]

Why don't you send her a short e-mail and just be cool. Since you are in the long distance and being young, it might be very tough for you to commit each other. It might be one of those teenager crush which everyone go through. However, you never know. My wife and I have been exchanging letters for 10 years and have been a friend before we get married. Don't be too serious at this time, you might sound like stalker.... Being cool is the most important key.

1) Short e-mail exchange. But do it often. Get to know her first.
2) Starts calling her and ask hello. Since you know each others, you will have some common subject you can talk, or make a joke about..
3) visit might be next ????

[Sandvikla]

Hai Hai, you're just too good...

[CVEGK7mV]

when she found out i was looking for her she sent this long e-mail about how greatful she was i remembered her. i honestly don't know how i to react to that..i mean, i'm happy and all, but...now what?

[MwhwF6bp]

ok,that sounds good. i'll try that..

[tsovimnpb]

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