[Enjoymmsq]

I'll give up smoking if you stay off this forum for the entire day

[GueseVekdet]

does he have some sort of addiction? to the forum that is

[chodeasyday]

I'll give up smoking if you stay off this forum for the entire day

I tell you what Matt, seeing as the Lounge was not the first place I checked, I'll do you a deal. Allow me to start from now (10.33am British Standard Time!) and come 10.34am tomorrow you'll regret making such a silly wager.

See you tomorrow, plumbsack!

[nryFBa9i]

I tell you what Matt, seeing as the Lounge was not the first place I checked, I'll do you a deal. Allow me to start from now (10.33am British Standard Time!) and come 10.34am tomorrow you'll regret making such a silly wager.

See you tomorrow, plumbsack!

This is a DEAL. But I feel that I have the harder side of this wager, so I'll ask you to do one thing. I want you to tell me what you did during the time you weren't on this forum. That's it.

Whatever you decide, I'll see you here tomorrow at 10.33 BST.

[ENGINESSQ]

Finally, a thread that may actually do some good...

[endulundaSauh]

aww, don't complain scott. at least you live in the uk and can personally discuss with lucien the usefulness of this post... in jigeiko

[indartwm]

Not being critical - a minor sacrifice from the Gib will do Lucien the world of good... well done the both of em...

[mobbemeatiedy]

Is this some sort of Romeo + Juliet thing? Like, pretending to be dead together and stuff...

[EmpaccalGah]

if you know Gibbo, please email him today and tell him what a great time you're having on KWF - or else I really might have to give up smoking.

[Goodwin]

Naah, it'll be good for you...

[Adfcvkdg]

i agree. bless ya. it would have been easier to say that youd eat your smelliest rainers, but that would have much less health benefits.

when gibbo wins, you will have to let us know how your getting on.
you do actually smoke dont you?

[Timoxari]

*sees no answer to his simple and harmless question*

should I use my powers of invisibility for good? or for evil?

[Unergerah]

does this mean Gibbo including his secondairy troll accounts or just Gibbo

*goes into hiding*

[Bondjrno]

Lucien, I quit smoking about 12 years ago and one f the things I did was to make sure I had a pack at my hous and one at my office. That way if I wanted one I knew they were there and would just tell myself I would have one in tem minutes or so and then the urge would go away. I opened both packs and at various times took one out and smelled it and hld it but never smoked one.
I still have both packs.

[TypeTeasiaDer]

yeah...good luck lucien....first few months are the hardest....but hey....at least it's not like a Heroine addiction or anything...just keep telling yourself that it's easy. Not much time to mentally prepare though, Kudos to you.

[bmwservis]

I once smoked too. All I did was, I gave my ciggies to a friend when I decided I was going to quit. Ofcourse I just had bought a new pack so she was happy.

I think it's a mental thing I did when giving away the ciggies to her cause since then I haven't had the need for a ciggie anymore and now when someone is smoking on the train station I feel like its intrusive. Something like, "Damn do you have to smoke with me near you? It's not like I wanna smoke you know, I'm only waiting for my train" These are just thoughts going thru my head in Dutch.

I find it even more annoying when you have people smoking when I just had my kendo class. I'm still charged up and I would almost strike a kote men at such people, kote to take care of the cancerous culprit and the men to wake them up.

[nizcreare]

How was your day, dear?

[worldofwarcraft]

So, starting from 10.34am yesterday, no KWF for Gibbo. Bearing in mind that this is how I usually get through the hell that is the British Insurance Market, I was at a loss.

So the very first thing I did was go to my new friend, the BBC sports pages, and read all about Zidane's fantastic headed effort in the world cup final. What a f-cking plonker (gibbo tells it like it is!).

After that, I decided to use the opportunity to do some real work, and managed this for a good 2 and a half hours, before starting my usual lunch break farce, which lasted its usual 2 and a half hours (yes, it actually did....) and consisted of me reading the wikipedia page "List of Commodore 64 Games" and remembering the bygone days of my gaming childhood. Oh, those great ol' days when that yellow mass-less block really was a charging dinosaur, and Jet Set Willy was my best friend!

After that I did a little more work (only a little mind you!) and then fabricated my productivity results for the day to make it look like The Last Ninja series played absolutely no part in my working day what so ever, and went home.

Upon arriving home I find that my wife, who had been on a night shift, was watching Moulin Rouge (or however you spell it) with Japanese subtitles on. Invoking the "Jazz Hands of God" I quickly left the room and took my clothes off, and then did the left over washing up (not only am I now 100% domesticated [which means no more drinking fomr the toilet] but I can wash up too!) from last night and this morning, and put the rice on for our dinner, which my wife made after that b-llocks film was finally done. In the mean time, I put on some clothes and went to Tesco to buy some consumables. Upon arrival, I flaked out on the couch, and watched some shite game show with PJ and Duncan called Poker Face, in which people win or lose large amounts of cash and get to be rude to each other in the process.

After this, my wife cut my hair (number 1 all-over buzz cut!), and I had a shower, followed by a shit that would have signalled the apocolypse to Nostradamus had I done it a few hundred years earlier. My ass felt liek two tectonic plates that had been forceably ripped apart in the sundering of the earth, I was not impressed.

And then I went to bed.

And then at 8am I woke up, fooled around in bed with my wife for a ilttle while, and then got out of bed and made breakfast for us both, which for her was a cup of coffee and two pieces of toast with Nutella on top. I shit you not. I couldn't believe it the first time she told me she likes Nutella on toast for breakfast, it was like meeting a kindred spirit. I also had a bowl of porridge, put on my suit, and buggered of to work, arriving at 9.45am, where I twatted around with some insurance things for a brief while, sent some emails, and then had a brief look on the BBC before coming here to write this balony, and thus win my little game with Lucien.

And they lived happily ever after, until they killed themselves in a bizzare suicide pact.

The End

[Oxzzlvpg]

...I quickly left the room and took my clothes off, and then did the left over washing up...

You did the washing-up nekkid?!!

...followed by a shit that would have signalled the apocolypse to Nostradamus had I done it a few hundred years earlier. My ass felt liek two tectonic plates that had been forceably ripped apart in the sundering of the earth, I was not impressed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

And then at 8am I woke up, fooled around in bed with my wife for a ilttle while...

THAT'S MAH BOY!!

[voksveta]

You did the washing-up nekkid?!!

Sure did! I love being naked at home! I often walk around as god intended, but I draw the line at cooking. Chip fat can leave bad-ass scars, and the last thing my wang needs is a kink in it.