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**Imiweevierm** · 10-19-2006, 11:46 PM

I'm with Alison. That's so sacharine it makes me wanna puke. And I'm a romantic ol' softie!

Introducing the new strain of emo grass! It cuts itself...

**Heclailia** · 10-20-2006, 12:12 AM

OK, I don't use lines, I am just my charming self

My favorite line I never used:

Run up to a girl looking really concerned, almost panic in your eyes, ask "does it hurt?" look around as if looking for a doctor or a pay phone. She will say " what?" and look at you as if you've gone mad, you say "when you fell from heaven, did it hurt?".... she looks at you funny pulls a face and walks off shaking her head... classic.

But the local classic from where I live:
Walk up to a girl full of confidence, almost arrogant, and say "Do you wanna go halves on a bastard?"

Hilarity will ensue, usually because you've been slapped or taken a knee to the groin!!!

**MiniBoy** · 10-20-2006, 12:38 AM

"Gimmi some sugar baby!"

Never fails (well failed!)

**g4YthYXx** · 10-20-2006, 12:38 AM

Who can forget the old Aussie standby:

"Wanna root?"
"Nah."
"Mind lying down while I have one?"

Or when you get to home base:

"Just slip it in luv and walk slowly forwards."

(Thanks to Sir Les Patterson for that one.)

b

**zdlupikkkdi** · 10-20-2006, 12:52 AM

I just click my false teeth, smile, and let her figure it out for herself. No pickup line required.

other than that I have had the most and least success with

"hello"

**KellyMP** · 10-20-2006, 01:05 AM

Once you have the girfriend, the pickup line turns into "are you awake? Great!"

**erepsysoulperj** · 10-20-2006, 01:33 AM

And once you're married you just try not to wake them

**serius_06** · 10-20-2006, 02:58 AM

Being married allows you to use the filthiest lines and you only get a knee to the balls 50% of the time...

**Bill-Watson** · 10-20-2006, 03:07 AM

Used, and failed.

"Hi, how would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilised?"

**pimbertiemoft** · 10-20-2006, 03:11 AM

Used by a now ex-friend...

"With a face like that you won't get many offers, may as well take this one while it's here!"

**wmhardware** · 10-20-2006, 03:14 AM

Used by the same friend, I actually quite like this one:
"Strictly speaking I'm gay, but looking at you makes me want to try something new!"

**letittbe** · 10-20-2006, 03:36 AM

You go up to a girl, preferably one you have got absolutely no chance in hell with, and you say to her very matter-of-factly, "You're coming home with me tonight..." Pause for a moment but don't give her enough time to respond. With one hand start pointing at your head and with the other make a wanking motion, and then exclaim "IN HERE!"

Heheh

Excellent.

Afte are bit of idle chit chat... "What's your favorite food?"
"My favorite food is X"
"What's your favorite day?"
"My favoriteday is Y"
"Then why don't we go get X on Y?"

This one is also good.

That is all.

**Maphpseurse** · 10-20-2006, 03:53 AM

wrong thread...

**FoetAgerhot46** · 10-20-2006, 04:25 AM

EDIT: OOPS! WRONG THREAD!!! post will appear elsewhere!!

**Grewlybreekly** · 10-20-2006, 04:41 AM

just remembered a worst if not slightly scary one i got once.
i manage to attract wierd old drunk men...
''...you remind me of my niece...''

also, ''i want to show you a side of me you've never seen before'', *takes out polaroid showing his aura.*

**jimmy28** · 10-20-2006, 04:54 AM

just remembered a worst if not slightly scary one i got once.
i manage to attract wierd old drunk men...
''...you remind me of my niece...''

also, ''i want to show you a side of me you've never seen before'', *takes out polaroid showing his aura.*

Run... run as fast as you can... tell the nearest authorities and let them deal with it... may lord have mercy on their souls!!! :P

**SannyGlow** · 10-20-2006, 06:51 AM

None have ever worked on me except the ol' faithful "Hi, can I buy you a drink?" If hes tall dark and handsome, hell YES!

Girls do pick up techniques too - you may not have noticed. Girls are more subtle. When I would go out with all the blokes at uni (I was the only girl), I would throw my hands up in disgust at their complete ignorance of all the girls trying to hit on them, who would eventually give up and wander off.

For example: in a crowded bar, if a girl is trying to squeeze past and she thinks you are cute, she may do the "breast brush" against your back or chest as she goes by, and smile at you. Only girls can get away with this.

thats the kind of situations i never get in to, once i remember picking up a girl ahd she told me "ok, lets talk but ull have to buy me a drink (kinky look)" to me it was "hmm ok, seeya ..." buyng things as an entrance line its just not the way i am (even if i have the money to buy it wich usually i do) for many reasons.
1.- in this case the pick up depends of if u have the money or not, so i hate that, what if the girl meets a really nice guy but hes out of money that night.. she wont talk to him coz he didnt have the money?
2.- i prefer to pick a girl by my personality, by smiling and stuff like that. it just more effective and economic.
3.- what if we start talking and it ends up that i dont like the girl? it would be money wasted
4.- im not the kind of guy who have to be a "showman" to get girls attention, to me is "i am what u see, if you like it ok, if you dont, lets talk a bit and u will end up doing it"

anyway now that i think about it, im kinda sure of myself (not "bad guy" stuff, but FOR SURE noit a nice guy), of course i know that noone gets it all, in my experience, its imposible to be liked by every girl for obvious reasons.
i was gona do some extensive post, but this is just too big thread to be discussed here...

im not sayng nothing personal allison, its just something i remembered by reading your post

**CarrieSexy** · 10-20-2006, 07:00 AM

thats the kind of situations i never get in to, because I never really had the chance to talk to a real live girl. Soon I hope to be able to grow a real moustache and then I can be a real "Macho Man"

Says it all.

**XVzrlWIv** · 10-20-2006, 07:06 AM

I'm getting funny looks from people in the library for laughing at that as much...

I think it's only funny coming from Ignatz...

**Imalaycle** · 10-20-2006, 07:09 AM

Kinda reminds me of:

Now I am watchin’ wrestling
Tryin’ to be a tough guy
Listenin’ to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can’t grow a mustache
And I ain’t got no season pass
All I got’s a moped...moped....moped.....

10-19-2006, 11:46 PM	#21
Imiweevierm Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 670 Senior Member	I'm with Alison. That's so sacharine it makes me wanna puke. And I'm a romantic ol' softie! Introducing the new strain of emo grass! It cuts itself... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 12:12 AM	#22
Heclailia Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 470 Senior Member	OK, I don't use lines, I am just my charming self My favorite line I never used: Run up to a girl looking really concerned, almost panic in your eyes, ask "does it hurt?" look around as if looking for a doctor or a pay phone. She will say " what?" and look at you as if you've gone mad, you say "when you fell from heaven, did it hurt?".... she looks at you funny pulls a face and walks off shaking her head... classic. But the local classic from where I live: Walk up to a girl full of confidence, almost arrogant, and say "Do you wanna go halves on a bastard?" Hilarity will ensue, usually because you've been slapped or taken a knee to the groin!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 12:38 AM	#23
MiniBoy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 495 Senior Member	"Gimmi some sugar baby!" Never fails (well failed!) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 12:38 AM	#24
g4YthYXx Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 445 Senior Member	Who can forget the old Aussie standby: "Wanna root?" "Nah." "Mind lying down while I have one?" Or when you get to home base: "Just slip it in luv and walk slowly forwards." (Thanks to Sir Les Patterson for that one.) b Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 12:52 AM	#25
zdlupikkkdi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	I just click my false teeth, smile, and let her figure it out for herself. No pickup line required. other than that I have had the most and least success with "hello" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 01:05 AM	#26
KellyMP Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 446 Senior Member	Once you have the girfriend, the pickup line turns into "are you awake? Great!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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serius_06 Join Date Oct 2005 Age 50 Posts 506 Senior Member	Being married allows you to use the filthiest lines and you only get a knee to the balls 50% of the time... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 03:07 AM	#29
Bill-Watson Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 492 Senior Member	Used, and failed. "Hi, how would you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 03:11 AM	#30
pimbertiemoft Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 494 Senior Member	Used by a now ex-friend... "With a face like that you won't get many offers, may as well take this one while it's here!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 03:14 AM	#31
wmhardware Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 462 Senior Member	Used by the same friend, I actually quite like this one: "Strictly speaking I'm gay, but looking at you makes me want to try something new!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 03:36 AM	#32
letittbe Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	You go up to a girl, preferably one you have got absolutely no chance in hell with, and you say to her very matter-of-factly, "You're coming home with me tonight..." Pause for a moment but don't give her enough time to respond. With one hand start pointing at your head and with the other make a wanking motion, and then exclaim "IN HERE!" Heheh Excellent. Afte are bit of idle chit chat... "What's your favorite food?" "My favorite food is X" "What's your favorite day?" "My favoriteday is Y" "Then why don't we go get X on Y?" This one is also good. That is all. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Maphpseurse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 452 Senior Member	wrong thread... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 04:41 AM	#35
Grewlybreekly Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 404 Senior Member	just remembered a worst if not slightly scary one i got once. i manage to attract wierd old drunk men... ''...you remind me of my niece...'' also, ''i want to show you a side of me you've never seen before'', takes out polaroid showing his aura. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 04:54 AM	#36
jimmy28 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 405 Senior Member	just remembered a worst if not slightly scary one i got once. i manage to attract wierd old drunk men... ''...you remind me of my niece...'' also, ''i want to show you a side of me you've never seen before'', takes out polaroid showing his aura. Run... run as fast as you can... tell the nearest authorities and let them deal with it... may lord have mercy on their souls!!! :P Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 06:51 AM	#37
SannyGlow Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 598 Senior Member	None have ever worked on me except the ol' faithful "Hi, can I buy you a drink?" If hes tall dark and handsome, hell YES! Girls do pick up techniques too - you may not have noticed. Girls are more subtle. When I would go out with all the blokes at uni (I was the only girl), I would throw my hands up in disgust at their complete ignorance of all the girls trying to hit on them, who would eventually give up and wander off. For example: in a crowded bar, if a girl is trying to squeeze past and she thinks you are cute, she may do the "breast brush" against your back or chest as she goes by, and smile at you. Only girls can get away with this. thats the kind of situations i never get in to, once i remember picking up a girl ahd she told me "ok, lets talk but ull have to buy me a drink (kinky look)" to me it was "hmm ok, seeya ..." buyng things as an entrance line its just not the way i am (even if i have the money to buy it wich usually i do) for many reasons. 1.- in this case the pick up depends of if u have the money or not, so i hate that, what if the girl meets a really nice guy but hes out of money that night.. she wont talk to him coz he didnt have the money? 2.- i prefer to pick a girl by my personality, by smiling and stuff like that. it just more effective and economic. 3.- what if we start talking and it ends up that i dont like the girl? it would be money wasted 4.- im not the kind of guy who have to be a "showman" to get girls attention, to me is "i am what u see, if you like it ok, if you dont, lets talk a bit and u will end up doing it" anyway now that i think about it, im kinda sure of myself (not "bad guy" stuff, but FOR SURE noit a nice guy), of course i know that noone gets it all, in my experience, its imposible to be liked by every girl for obvious reasons. i was gona do some extensive post, but this is just too big thread to be discussed here... im not sayng nothing personal allison, its just something i remembered by reading your post Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 07:00 AM	#38
CarrieSexy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 449 Senior Member	thats the kind of situations i never get in to, because I never really had the chance to talk to a real live girl. Soon I hope to be able to grow a real moustache and then I can be a real "Macho Man" Says it all. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 07:06 AM	#39
XVzrlWIv Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 522 Senior Member	I'm getting funny looks from people in the library for laughing at that as much... I think it's only funny coming from Ignatz... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-20-2006, 07:09 AM	#40
Imalaycle Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 392 Senior Member	Kinda reminds me of: Now I am watchin’ wrestling Tryin’ to be a tough guy Listenin’ to rap metal Turntables in my eyes I can’t grow a mustache And I ain’t got no season pass All I got’s a moped...moped....moped..... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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