[Blellurgews]

ah i so enjoy Texas. Here the law states that if you see someone stealing your property and you have reason to believe you will never see it again you can shoot them. recently some guy got shot for stealing car rims. The shooter got aquited.

That's just great.

So remember folks, while in staying in Texas:

Petty Theft = The death penalty.

Judge: Why'd you kill him?
Dude: He needed killin' yer honor!
Judge: Guffaw! That's a good one..but seriously...
Dude: I saw him stealing my stuff.
Judge: What stuff was that?
Dude: He was stealin' my newspaper.
Judge: Good for you m'boy! Don't take $hit 'off'n nobody!
(gavel slams) case dismissed! Beers are on me!!
Yeeeeeee-HAWWWWW!